This is a fast, fun game that is played between 2 or 3 people. You play as injured samurais, fighting out to the death. If you land a hit on your opponent, you win, unless they hit you at the same time, in which case it's a draw.

The game works like this:


You both start in the middle. Each player has 10 actions, and each round everyone picks one and tells me (forum PMs are typical for this kind of thing, but honestly it's probably easiest and fastest if you just message me on Discord). All actions are then carried out, and if neither player has landed a hit on the other, the game continue into the next round. Once you use an action, you cannot use it again in the same game. If the game goes to 10 turns without a winner, the game ends and its a draw.

Each player has:

-5 Wait actions

Waiting does nothing.

-2 Move actions

Move either 1 square up or down. Movement happens before attacks.

-1 Slash action

Attacks all players in the same square as the attacker.

-1 Lunge action

Attacks all players in a square adjacent to the attacker.

-1 Block action

Prevents attacks from hitting the blocker.

Game summary: You have 2 attack actions, which you win if you hit your opponent with. They have a number of ways of avoiding an attack, and if you miss, you can't use that attack again, so you need to time your attacks carefully.
Also this game is technically playable with more than 3 people, but that greatly increases the chances of everyone dying on the first turn.

If you want to play, post in this thread (along with your discord username if it is different from your forum username), and I'll message you when we start. As long as all players are active, this game can finish in a couple hours, and it definitely shouldn't take more than a few days at the most.
If people like this game, I'll keep running it and keep track of wins, and I promise to write the person with the most points a short fanfiction of something of their choice.

If you have any questions please ask them, I have no idea if this is a good explanation or not.

Hello, call me Dzib. i'm a sarcastic person who has a hard time talking to people.
I don't really have/want any pronouns but if it make things easier on ya, use they/them.
my interests are video games, tabletop RPGs, memes, and trying to be entertaining. I fail at that last one a lot.
I have a bit of tendency to just fade into the background and just lurk, not really saying anything...

Someone wanna talk to me rn? Can't sleep, got spooked by this ad. Need to get my mind off.



Took a picture with my camera, sorry for bad quality and getting reflection glare on it. Think it's for a cartoon movie but it's all 3D? I dunno why, freaks me out a little. Sorry if there are any mistakes in my writing, this isn't my first language.

okay heres how it works
como and i write character shit all the time and now we wanna get some practice in that yall can request! we got two lists here, one of como's characters that he writes for, and one of ours (the skinstealers). you pick one from each list, and give a prompt, and we'll pick some to write for. we've got a soft 45 minute time limit on what we can write for the scene, with 15 minutes of editing. at the end of the hour, we'll post what we've got and move onto another one!

(also keep it sfw for now pls)

some characters exist in different time periods than others, or have different settings that prevent them from ever meeting- characters that can meet/have met in canon will have a chance of these requests becoming canon! 

COMO CHARACTERS
Charon (Masa Con Papas, 12-14 yrs old ambiguously, 303 RE)
Geezer (Masa Con Papas, 12-14 yr old ambiguously, 303 RE)
Geezer (Crankshaft Rafflesian, 25-27 yr old ambiguously, 316 RE)
Lex (Crankshaft Rafflesian, 21 yrs old, 316 RE)
Dotty (Crankshaft Rafflesian, early 20s mentally, old as balls but brain rebooted, 316 RE)
Flynt (Sleepwalker, 30 yrs old, 301 RE)
Flynt (Pre-Sleepwalker, mafia era, 26 yrs old, 297 RE)
Flynt (Homebrew, 21 yrs old, 291 RE)
Bucket (PCA, during Rein, 25-34 yrs old, frozen at 25 due to immortality, 286-295 RE)
Bucket (PCA, post-Rein, 34-50 yrs old, frozen at 25 due to immortality, 295-onward RE )
Grandma Judgment (Masa Con Papas, old, 303 RE)

SKINSTEALER CHARACTERS
Chelsea (can exist at any timeline point, will follow whatever the timeline of the other character is, 70-90 years old, frozen at 20ish due to immortality)

Philly (Homebrew, 21 yrs old, 291 RE)
Wretch (TCP (315 RE) or will follow other timelines)
Voidsy (TCP, all will be noncanon due to Voidsy not existing on Morbit yet)
Eastwood (TCP (315 RE) or will follow other timelines)
Carrie (TCP, 27 yrs old, 315 RE) 
Dropdead (TCP Gauntlet/a bit of time before it, 20 yrs old, 315 RE)
Dysthanasia (can exist at any timeline point, will follow whatever the timeline of the other character is)
Wax (can exist at any timeline point, will follow whatever the timeline of the other character is)
Leo (Pre-Sleepwalker, mafia era, 32, 297 RE)
Ashton (Pre-Sleepwalker, mafia era, 35, 297 RE)


(ill add more hardcore villains when im feeling up to it that'd just get nasty fast)

go nuts, let's go

A large castle looms on a nearby hill. Legend tells of an unimaginable treasure deep within the castle's walls. You and your friends are determined to obtain this treasure at any cost. Gathering up as many of your fellow TCPs as you can find, you form a raiding party and embark on a quest to uncover the castle's secrets...

This is a fundraising project for Mraof + Garde! Here's how it works: The adventuring party will move through a series of rooms, each one with different obstacles in them. In between each room, people will have a chance to give items to the adventurers or add traps to the room. Once the room's all set up, I'll write a short blurb about how the TCPs manage to get through it!

Here's the prices for all the potential player actions (please PM mraof or garde to get them the money before making your post):
$5- Add a new TCP to the party (please specify a NAME, a BASIC PERSONALITY and WHETHER IT'S OKAY FOR THEM TO DIE when spawning!)
$2- Add a monster/NPC to the next room
$1- Add a trap or feature to the next room
$1- Give an item to a TCP

If you have any questions, PM me on Discord. Have fun!

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Before your eyes a note appears in a white void. It reads in a nice cursive with occasional look mechanical areas that look inserted in:“Welcome to Tiny Cat People [NEW_USER_32857]! Please @#E^*@O# and SPAWN your first TCP! As long as you Q%&@& you and your new friend will get along great. Have fun playing! - Lunar”

Your TCP limit is [VALUE 1≥]

(AN: I’ll be using all of my own or modified designs for this session, though abilities will likely stay the same. The other teams will all have themes, feel free to do the same or not. Feel free to start CREATING as well. Please just relax and have fun!)

Nicely put, Regards.

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