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  Strike Out! [Self-insert Multi-Crossover Universe hopping fanfiction]
Posted by: Lilium Mortem - 09-02-2026, 05:25 PM - Forum: [OTHER ART + WRITING] - Replies (8)

INDEX

Chapters
Chapter 1
Chapter 2

Aster's Guide to the Multiverse(Setting info for fiction I'm fanning)
World 0(chapter 1)
World 1(Chapter 1)
World 2(Chapter 1)
World 3(Chapter 2)

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  [CF2025] Bot Arena 3 Single Robot Challenge
Posted by: knux400 - 08-29-2026, 03:52 AM - Forum: [OTHER ART + WRITING] - Replies (11)

The following posts were originally posted on the Creaturefest 2025 thread, a month-long event where many different members of the Morbit community would play through various games and share their experiences with others! Go check it out, there's a lot of neat stuff in there.

Anyway, I recently had the urge to continue this playthrough, but given the thread has been inactive for over a year now, it seemed a bit weird to hijack that thread just so I could get off my ADHD-having butt and revive an old project out of nowhere. So instead, I'm copying all the existing posts to this thread and continuing from there!


Hey everyone! It's the local robot enjoyer here.

I was racking my brain trying to come up with a game to play for Creaturefest, since I don't really play any "pet" games. After thinking about it, I realized this was an opportunity to revisit a beloved series of flash games from my childhood, the Bot Arena series. For those who don't know, the Bot Arena series is a trilogy of flash games made by Luke Haillay that involves building, managing, and upgrading a team of roombas with guns highly sophisticated combat robots. The gameplay is very simple, and the reason I chose it as a "pet" game is because you do not actually have direct control of your robots- you just equip them and let them loose in the arena against teams of increasingly well equipped enemy robots.

The game I'll be playing today is Bot Arena 3, as it's the only game in the series that gives you the ability to order your robots around, although this still isn't direct control. Sometimes your robots will misbehave, or do what they feel like despite your orders, but it's enough player input that I feel comfortable doing a challenge run of the game! The rules are simple: I can never have more than one robot in the arena at any one time. Having multiple robots in my workshop is fine (and I will be doing this since I'm playing ahead before I make the posts), but only one can be in the arena at once. The game is very much not designed to be played this way- you're expected to have two robots at minimum. This is going to make some levels extremely difficult or downright impossible, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Let's meet our robot!
 
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"She/Them pronouns please!"

This is Schmoo, short for Schmoovement- which they'll be needing a lot of. Poor Schmoo is going to be constantly outnumbered and outgunned, and we'll have to work together to maneuver around and through the enemy team's defenses. Schmoo isn't always going to look like this, since I'll be upgrading them with better armor and weapons after each match. But they'll always have those flashy red highlights! Schmoo will roam around the arena on their own, but I can direct them to either move to a specific spot or follow a specific target. These two commands are essential to victory here, and will allow Schmoo to take down multiple opponents.

Our first match is at the Roxtan Park Arena, where we're greeted by the defending team, Wrecker and Steelheart.
 
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"Oh, look at those baby guns. This should be a cakewalk."

Well...

While it's true that the weapons Wrecker and Steelheart are using do inflict less damage than Schmoo's, there's still two of them, and damage isn't the only important thing about a weapon. It's time to talk about FIRING DISTANCE.
 
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Wrecker and Steelheart both use the Zintex LP, the cheapest and most basic weapon on the market. There's a lot of information here, but what we're concerned with is the firing distance, which in this case is between 25 to 170 units. I have no idea what these units actually are, since there's no name for them in game, but whatever. This means that if an enemy robot is closer than 25 units or further away than 170 units, the weapon will be unable to target them.

Now, let's take a look at what Schmoo's bringing.
 
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As you can see, the damage on this weapon is far higher. But take a look at the firing distance- the range is actually a bit narrower than the Zintex! This is important because it means that there are certain ranges where Wrecker and Steelheart will be able to hit Schmoo, but Schmoo will not be able to hit them. If Schmoo is closer than 50 units away or further than 150 units away, the Zintex provides an extra 25 unit window that allows Wrecker and Steelheart to deal damage to Schmoo with no possible way for Schmoo to return fire.

Luckily, the enemy robots in this game don't have people like me driving them, so they very rarely know to exploit these gaps in firing range. But situations like these, where one robot is able to damage another robot while being safe from retaliation, are essential to beating these arenas while limited to just one robot. Even with the best armor and weapons, Schmoo will always be at a disadvantage due to being outnumbered (and most enemy teams will have the best armor/weapons equipped anyway), so she needs to create situations where the enemy team deals as little damage as possible to them.

With all that in mind, let's take a look at the match and see what we can learn going forward!
 

"I still don't get why you're making such a big fuss. That wasn't even that bad."
Schmoo you have a literal sliver of health left

As you can see, despite Wrecker and Steelheart's weapons being weaker, they still deal a significant amount of damage to Schmoo. This means that in order to avoid taking damage, Schmoo needs to isolate a single target. I direct Schmoo to go after Wrecker first, as their armor is weaker. While engaging with Wrecker, I make sure to keep Schmoo as far away from Steelheart as possible. Once Wrecker is down, I direct Schmoo to attack Steelheart, making sure to keep their firing distance in mind and avoid getting too close or too far.

One final note: You may notice that I have many of the arenas unlocked, and a bunch of higher-level items in my inventory. This is because I have no idea whether the game is even possible to beat like this, and I'm playing ahead before I go back and record footage. Rest assured that I'm not going into the arena with any armor, weapons, or chassis (more on those later) that I wouldn't have unlocked by that point in the game.

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  [Sonic Universe] The Rage in Our Veins
Posted by: aeshihowl - 08-21-2026, 08:41 PM - Forum: [OTHER ART + WRITING] - Replies (2)

[Author's note 1: If you're seeing this, hello! I'm surprised and pleased that you're here. But also anxious. I have not written any sort of fic or roleplay in a very long time. But today I have come to defeat the "cringe" demon, and others besides. I would love it if you dropped your comments and thoughts. Only if you feel like it, of course. Either way, I hope you like the story! Or at least, I hope you don't hate it.]
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Part 1: An Unexpected Encounter
 
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Pathetic.
 
The last body slumped to the ground with a wet thud.
 
Weak.
 
He reached for the guard's keycard, smearing its surface with blood.
 
Worthless. HUMANS.
 
The reinforced double doors glided open with a soft hiss as he slid the keycard through the reader. The spartan room was full mostly of computers and terminals bearing the government logo, with a shimmering force-field sealing off another room on the far side.
 
All eyes turned to him, some wide in fear, some narrowed with resolve.
 
"Hmph." He leaped into the air, unleashing an arc of Chaos Spears into the chests of the nearest guards.
 
In a blink, he appeared on the other side of the room, dispatching the rest.
 
Three lab coats remained, frozen in place, cowering. They recognized this threat - knew there was no salvation in setting off the alarm.
 
Shadow scoffed as he strode up to the central terminal, the glowing Emerald nested into a recess, separated by a clear panel.
 
"Wait! Don't!"
 
Incredulously, the hedgehog turned his head just enough to meet the desperate gaze of the pale, brave researcher.
 
The woman wilted, but maintained her protest, "Y-you'll re-- ggh!"
 
Her neck was as delicate as a toothpick in his grasp, and snapped just as easily. The two surviving men simply watched in terror, their eyes darting wildly from the body of their fallen coworker, to Shadow, to the terminal.
 
Returning to the panel, the black hedgehog simply punched through the glass covering and lifted his prize to savor the moment.
 
The researchers' shrill screams disrupted his triumph as they clattered and scrambled their way towards the exit. Two Chaos Spears ended their escape. ...but why did they only run now--
 
Searing pain bloomed in his shoulder and belly as some force of fury rammed him- buried itself into his flesh, mixing the blood in his fur with his own.
 
"Augh! Rrrgh!" Shadow released a burst of chaos energy, knocking his assailant back with a powerful shockwave.
 
The creature appeared to be some sort of were-hog, or perhaps a mutant, knowing these sick fucks at GUN. Based on his own DNA, most likely - despite her ragged and emaciated appearance, there was no mistaking the markings on her head and the mass of tufted fur on her chest. But her eyes... were pure inferno; not a hint of recognition or even a simple thought behind them.
 
And then she was upon him again, shredding and tearing at him with unrelenting force. He did his best to deflect her blows, but more wounds opened across his flesh.
 
Fed up, he shoved her away and darted into the room where she had been sealed. She thundered after him, muzzle and claws gleaming with his fresh blood.
 
"Chaos... Control!" Shadow disappeared as her claws came down on him, appearing again beside the central terminal. He shoved the Emerald into the slot where it had rested before. The forcefield raised immediately, but failed to quell the onslaught.
 
The creature continued roaring and attempting to shred the impenetrable shield, leaving streaks of her own blood where she touched as her claws tore.
 
Seeing the futility of her rage, Shadow let go of a breath he hadn't realized he was holding, slumping onto the floor and leaning against the central terminal as he applied pressure to the worst of his wounds.
 
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  Warrior Cats wont let me out of the tunnels
Posted by: AceOfNothing - 08-20-2026, 04:25 AM - Forum: [OTHER ART + WRITING] - No Replies

Okay so I decided this year I wanted to listen to the warrior cats audio books. I've liked warrior cats for a long time, but it was just amvs and rp when I was younger. I could never find the books at book fairs, and at some point I gave up on actually reading them. So, I've watched theory videos, joke videos, had thoughts about characters, and played a dumb amount of clangen. Now, getting through the books I have some of my own thoughts, which I'm gonna dump here. I don't expect anyone to read this, I didn't expect this to be so long even.

     This is your warning now this is not Spoiler free. the book I'm on was released in 2010 and I... don't really think anyone is concerned about spoilers. This is also not me retelling the books, I'm just rambling. I welcome anyone else's thoughts, and I welcome questions. You're not gonna read these let me ramble.

     I'm currently half way through Omen of Stars (Series 4). Theres about a half hour left of the third book, Night Whispers. Ivypaw and Dovepaw are still apprentices, and might start getting along again. I can only hope. I know I'm lying to myself. Flametail is... drowning. I was so happy to get out of thunderclan for a bit, and they've killed him. 

     Okay, I'm gonna start off with seemingly my most controversial take and the longest/most related to other lingering thoughts. I don't like Leafpool. I don't like her and I think they fumbled with what they wanted from her. Leafpaw was sweet and caring, and a huge worrier. She was always fussing over Squilf (I love Squrrielflight) and honestly, I loved hearing Leafpaws thoughts on other cats. She didn't like Hawkfrost right away, she wasn't fond of Brambleclaw, she loved her friend Sorreltail, and I understand Mothpool deeply because Leafpaw could not shut up about how beautiful Mothwing was. Leafpaw was a good character, I liked her, I like how her and Squrrielpaw balanced each other. I liked their magic emotional connection, Leafpaw biting burdock root so Squrrielpaw could know what herb to use on Tawnypelt's rat bites was such a cool thing to do. It was also a good way to make me, the reader, remember one of the various herbs. I've been, when I remember, putting those in my notes because I adore medicine cats. 
     Back on track, I adored Leafpaw. Leafpool is not the same cat. She's a lot more selfish and short tempered in the early days, and acts childish when Brightheart is helping Cinderpelt with the clan. Brightheart who I will point out is *PROBABLY* her littermate, and Leafpool is constantly in her littermate's business. (First arc problems, they were definitely in the nursery together and have the same mom, but half the litter is apprenticed much earlier. Cinderpaw and Brakenpaw, then Brightpaw and Thornpaw Later. IM COMING BACK TO THEM LATER!) Every time Leafpool said "But I'm a medicine cat!" when Crowfeather flirted with her I wanted to throw my phone into a pond. Maybe I'm cold but they did not make me care about her forbidden romance. And every time she justified it with "Cinderpelt is young, she'll be around for many moons" I knew my favorite girl was on borrowed time. I mean, I knew that already, but I can't explain to you how obvious they make it. I don't really care that her relationship didn't work out. He saved her one time, and I think that was the first time they really talked? And it was a love confession? It didn't make sense. And it ruined her to me at least.
     In power of three, towards the series end when the secret is out, they really tried to make it seem like "Leafpool always loved her kits" but she was mean to them. She didn't give Hollypaw a chance to be a medicine cat apprentice because she seemed to assume Jaypaw HAD to be her apprentice. Like everyone else. I don't know that hollypaw was even given more than a moon. And them trying to be like "Holly's squeamish about injuries but so ready for battle" and "She can't remember herbs easily" was so frustrating. And she wasn't patient with either of her apprentices. She just seemed to expect them to know things (again, I think Hollypaw was only her apprentice for a single moon). Cinderpelt was shown to be patient with her, correct her gently and guide her. She started being impatient after she was fully named, but like... yeah that's seemingly normal for the cats. I'm supposed to think she cared so so deeply about her kits, but honestly the only kit/paw I thought she cared about was cinderpaw2 (Cinderheart, I'm gonna just call her that). She was almost smothering for cinderheart when the apprentice hurt her leg, and I know its a "well she didn't want cinderpelts ghost to do this again" but this was the first time I felt like she actually LIKED any of the other cats in the clan this arc. She's short with people, she's constantly badgering Jaypaw and hiding things from him or yelling at him, and then the book is like "Jayfeather can feel that shes sad" I don't care. Act like it? Please? Leafpool I want to like you. 
     Oh I dont think her and Lionpaw talked in an important way ever.
     I think I'm supposed to pity her and know that she Is Sad because Jayfeather can tell, but they didn't make me agree with him. And her dumb drama ruined how people treated Squilf, who just wanted to help her sister. I'm supposed to be mad at them I think, but I'm.... really not. I'm not mad at Leafpool for having the kits, I'm mad that the writers didn't make me think she cared. I'm not mad Squilf cared for kits for her sister. Honestly, it's implied a few times that she didn't really handle being a fake queen well, I think they could have made her more uncomfortable as an adult with the kits and I'd believe Leafpool cared more. But they didn't really stick with this. 
     I wish theyd let me see warrior leafpool a bit more. She's been a warrior for maybe a year at this point and I wanna know how its going. Jayfeather is pissed she isn't bossing him around and keeps asking what he thinks about helping cats when he is asking her for help. She's acting like her training didn't happen and he's pissed. I agree with him, leafpool stop acting like a mouse.
TLDR: Leafpaw was great, Leafpool did not make me feel like she actually always loved her kits. She should have been a better mentor. 

Also feel like I should say Squilf is Squrrielflight, one of the writers gave her that nickname. It's fun.

     Off of this, I'm gonna talk about leafpool's kits for a second. 
     Lionpaw/Lionblaze is blood thirsty. He dreams of killing, and then when he does kill hes shocked and upset. He trained under Tigerstar and Hawkfrost in the dark forest, and then moons later is so quick to call dark forest trainees mouse brained. Particularly Ivypaw and Tigerheart, lionblaze needs to shut up. He constantly bounces between demanding Dovepaw use her powers to do more (hear more, see more, sense more, spy) and then goes "I hope she's not pushing herself too hard. I hope she doesn't feel like all the clans' issues are in her paws." YOU are making her feel like they are. His romance with Cinderheart has come out of nowhere, but also I like them. For now I like this pair. Im coming back to write he's bitchy about the fact Firestar won't let him go to the mountains 1 time. I want more people to tell him no.
     Hollypaw was my favorite until she got like... too into the warrior code. She was the most well rounded, and the least whiny. And she's not the first cat to be into the warrior code, I think it was even a good idea, but it kind of ruined her personality. Until she killed Ashfur. Hollyleaf after killing Ashfur is such an interesting character. The fact the in the other chapters, those perspective characters already had talked about "I wonder who killed Ashfur" meant that when she didn't think about it I almost didn't notice. She was so focused on finding Sol so he could tell her who her dad was, so uninterested in the murder that had been talked about repeatedly, that it almost makes you forget WHY cats wanted Sol. Hollyleaf you are fascinating, as I'm writing this Jayfeather and Lionblaze just realized she's not dead and hiding in tunnels, can't wait till you come back to die again. Hollypaw was a very caring apprentice who worried about her brothers constantly, Hollyleaf is angry and listens to emo pop.
     Jaypaw was a whiny mean baby and I loved it. He was mean to Brightheart which was uncalled for, and he hated apprentice duties. Hated cleaning ticks, hated fetching moss, talked about how unfair it was he had to do normal apprentice duty before exploring. AND THEN, when he was taken to explore, he complained that he knew everything already (then walked off and almost drowned, was saved by his secret dad). Jaypaw does not come across to me as a "good medicine cat apprentice" because he basically hates everyone and everything. I'm almost positive he even talked about not feeding the elders. BUT, Leafpool picked him and basically wouldn't shut up about it. Because.... why. He remembers herbs from scents? Truly I think only Brightheart even gave him a chance to try being a warrior, but I think he was a shitty apprentice to give her. He needed an experienced mentor, one who would call him on his bs. Leafpool and Jayfeather never seemed to get along, I kind hate them in every scene together. Jayfeathers favorite cat was the stick. Jayfeather is fascinating to me because one chapter he will complain that cats get hurt too often and then complain that no one has needed him today. Also he gardens??? It's smart for a medicine cat, but i love when they make the mean character garden. And it's implied this is a him thing, not a normal clan thing. Good job Jayfeather. One more thing, but I'm gonna spoil this. Nothing graphic but uh... birth warn? Im mostly gonna talk about kits this is me being overly cautious

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     I'm also supposed to think these three are super close, but theyre not. I don't think I Jayfeather and Lionblaze have a conversation until Hollyleaf is "dead". Hollyleaf and Jayfeather actually get along very well, they bicker a little but he doesn't seem upset when she tries to help him. Jayfeather gets along with she cats better, except for Leafpool. Lionblaze and Hollyleaf never seem to agree, they are fighting constantly. These three are so so close, but they're not. They're really not. I love these three. Hollyleaf is the only one who didn't make me feel like she wanted to be evil at some point as a teen, then she committed murder.
TLDR: Lionblaze needs anger management, Hollyleaf put herself in a timeout, and Jayfeather hates you. 

     Cinderpelt is my favorite cat, and she remains that. She's been dead for almost two series now and I miss her. I hate that she "needed to die for the plot" I was attached and this doesn't help with me being mad at Leafpool. She could be sassy like her wonderful mentor Yellowfang, she was an energetic curse of an apprentice for fireheart, and she was a gentle mentor for leafpaw. Her and littlecloud's frienship is incredibly touching, I love that she ignored yellowfang to help a cat in need, and he said, "Yeah I want to be her". I would have loved more scenes with them, or him learning about her death. Let me be emotional Erin Hunters. 
     At one-point Firestar says "she acts more like Yellowfang every day" when she really isn't acting like Yellowfang in my opinion. But he says it in a "I'm so happy she stands up for herself" way. To punish Firestar and Yellowfang for this, the universe made Jayfeather. Jayfeather is Yellowfang but younger. Yellowfang and Jayfeather are a funny duo who basically flip eachother off in half death. 
     It's pretty obvious to me that they didn't really know what to do with the ghost subplot. Knowing a little of whats happening in the current series the new team might actually be doing the concept better. But I'm in series 4 not series 9, Moonpaw isn't real yet, and isn't here to remind me that was exactly what I wanted my rp cat to look like at 12. Cinderheart is... a good enough character. I kind of wish Cinderpelt haunting her was handled better, and wasn't just used to make Leafpool and Jayfeather stare at her over dying cats begging for help. 
     Related to Cinderpelt, Brightheart is a darling and her and Cloudtail have maybe the best relationship? It's not really focused on at this point, but they got along before her accident. He definitely had a crush but wasn't weird about it, and she got along with him. Honestly, I thought her and Swiftpaw would have more of a problem with Cloudtail, but really, they were just mad about being left behind when he's made a warrior. And he was so sweet with her after the dogs, when other cats reacted with fear. Even got mad at his kittypet mom. Helped Lostface (Brightheart's punishment name) figure out fighting moves and hunting techniques to make up for her lost senses (half blind, half deaf, I think balance problems, but also, I don't know specifically). There's a brief period of issue where Cloudtail is trying to help Daisy adjust to clan life, and Brightheart is jealous. I... actually feel like this was realistic. I feel like Cloudtail is shown to be caring, and kind of portrayed to be dumb enough not to see the issue. Not to pick up on flirting. And Brightheart was very hurt by Daisy being so scared of her, so her getting angry with Cloudtail was... I don't think she was really mad at him, just hurt. And normally he helped her, so now him hurting her was... ah. But I kind of love that they let them have this fight. Let the cats fight and make up. 
     Frostfur and Lionheart's litter of kits is cursed in a weird way to me. The males, Brakenfur and Thornclaw, are just guys. They're there! I think they're both tabbies that are brown and if the erins need a "responsible male cat" they pick one of them. The average background guys! Now you have the girls, who both suffer tragic accidents as apprentices. WOW. I... I don't think that was on purpose. Cinderpelt's leg and Brighthearts face aren't actually a curse, or the Erin's even trying to purposely say something. They just had two cats they wanted to use, and weirdly they were from the same litter PROBABLY. Theres no explanation for why half the litter is apprenticed later, just know that and move on. 

     Briarlight is darling and also cursed. The Erin's keep almost killing her, and her back injury actually made me cry (not hard but my eyes were teary). Starting with her as a kit, when she's pretty young her and Millie (her mom) are two of the first cats to get the green cough outbreak. Briarkit probably should have died, im gonna be honest. It takes a life from Firestar, who gets sick later than her and is a stronger cat (full grown cat vs basically a newborn). But only Firestar dies, because he has spare lives. More cats should die. I'm happy she didn't but that's a separate issue. THEN Briarkit, close to apprentice age I think, almost gets bit by a snake. Honeyfern protects her and dies, this poor kit can't escape almost death. 
     On the day of Briarpaw's assessment to become a warrior, after her and her sibling celebrate passing, a tree falls into camp. I knew this would happen, I didn't know the details. Dovepaw hearing the tree fall and trying to rush everyone, people freaking out, Mousefur (I love her) being old and not wanting to leave her bed and then insisting they go back for a mouse. A Mouse. I was expecting Briarpaw's accident, I didn't know this was how Longtail died at the same time. Longtail had been such a joy since the early books, his death hurt. And hearing Briarpaw's desperation and pain as she couldn't move her legs, as cats struggled to pull her and Longtail's body out from under the tree that was going to collapse further, it was a lot. It was a lot. I knew this was gonna hurt a bit more after everything with Chappy, but fuck man I wish she'd live forever. She was supposed die for the record, but Vicky (one of the original Erins) had unfortunately had a cousin who had a tragic accident, a spinal injury. So she really wanted to figure out ways Jayfeather could help Briarlight, sort of a way to get through her cousin's injury and kind of support him. Hope the guys doing well for what it's worth.
     Briarlight is already a pretty good cat for jayfeather to be around, but I'm looking forward to this continuing. The medicine den needs a nice helper cat. It's not Jayfeather, and not really Leafpool. The books think its Leafpool but it's a lie. 
     I don't love cats talking about Briarlight's injury. Millie keeps yelling at Jayfeather for making Briarlight do things, and it hurts Briarlight. Before this I liked Millie, but this injury has brought out something awful in her. However, Jayfeather is kind of a hypocrite. He thinks at one point in a book that Briarlight might have been better off dead like Longtail, then gets pissed later when Millie says that she wishes her daughter was maybe dead rather than this. Its a bad interaction all around, no one is in the right here, and I'm pretty sure this is all ableism. Jayfeather isn't really mad she thinks that he's mad she said it where Briarlight can hear. Now to be fair, yeah it's not realistic for a wild cat with this injury to last super long. I'm happy she makes it a few years but... Yeah her dying kind of young is real. And when I get there, I will cry. For now she's getting stronger and I love her. 

     Okay last thing I really need to say is I love Blackstar. Blackstar hasn't done anything wrong in a while, and I kind of agree with him about Thunderclan being in everyone's business and expecting the other clans to be forever in their debt. Even when all the clans help. Honestly Firestar didn't think like that, but Jayfeather and Lionblaze sure do. Even Dovepaw kind of does, but she's also extremely stressed that she can constantly hear ways to help every clan. I'm willing to ignore the child thinking like her older cousin mentor guy. Blackstar's biggest crime as leader was briefly having a twink boyfriend (Sol) and giving up Starclan, but I think leaders just need to do that sometimes. Shadowclan is supposed to be evil and sneaky but outside of the first series where Brokenstar is baby killer evil, Shadowclan is just vibing. And Tigerstar was their leader, but he's mostly Thunderclans fault imo. Windclan is a bigger issue, and Riverclan even helps them one-time raiding thunderclan, but shadowclan helps thunderclan in this fight. Then the eclipse stops the war, and then Sol flirts with Blackstar... yeah. Power of three has so many plots. Shadowclan being evil is over played, theyre kind of just chill. I love you Blackstar, I'm happy you decided to be a better leader than Tigerstar. 
     Riverclan cats love dying on adventures. Silverstream when the six go to the mountain in series 2, and Rippletail in series 4 when they go to fight the beavers. Stormfur also leaves during the great journey and stays with the tribe, good for him and his wife. Can't wait for all the clans to send cats on boat in series 6 and lose Riverclan to sharks, and cats from all the clans to go to space in series 8 and Riverclan to take off their helmets. This is a joke, as far as I know the cats haven't built a boat yet. 

     Okay after a day has passed and I'm finishing this the following night, I am about halfway through the 5th book in this 6 book series. Ivypool and Dovewing are friends again yay! Hollyleaf is helping Thunderclan from her tunnels, Lionblaze just went to look for her but instead has found Sol. I think they're trying to make Sol scary but Sol isn't scary. Oh and I kind of love traveling plots, but they keep making the tribe seem worse which is sad.

     Watching someone play the Clangen Cruel season demo (It's only in the dev version so hopefully we get it soon!)

     Hopefully any future update will be shorter. This was a lot that has built up in my head.     
     Ivypaw and Dovepaw

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  invest im ne
Posted by: Lucy - 08-18-2026, 11:59 PM - Forum: [SHITPOSTS] - Replies (65)

please send me money i want to buy 2 jars of peanuts for the circus send it to mybank.clam thankyou immediately

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  [WORLDBUILDING] The Official Knight and Witch Thread
Posted by: ThreadLurkingComorant - 08-13-2026, 06:53 PM - Forum: [WORLDBUILDING] - Replies (4)

A Thread for organizing various clippings of pieces developing and discussing chunks of details on the nature of major worldbuilding elements around the sphere of Knights and associated Witches.

*Pending Approval for Official Text Release by Major Guilds


Additional Editorial: As we dig through archives, feel free to suggest any subjects that feel like a priority

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  My Internship With The Necroconsortium
Posted by: Endboss Empress - 07-31-2026, 09:34 PM - Forum: [ADVENTURES + COMICS] - Replies (7)

"Congratulations, [NAME IRRELEVANT]! You have been selected for membership in the Necroconsortium Prodigious Inhabitant Internship reward for your scores on the Truelife Reserve Bi-Decade Aptitude Tests! Report to your nearest train station on Standard Day 207, Hour 11, and present this letter and your identification. You and your luggage will be brought directly to Necroconsortium Headquarters via the Personnel and Supply Rail! Please bring no more than two bags, one of which must be carry-on. All luggage will be carefully inspected before and after you arrive at HQ. Failure to arrive at the designated time will result in swift Asset Confiscation of your corpus under Truelife Citizen Regulatory Ordinance 1929."

It had been just as the letter said. A visit to the ticket booth, a quick escort by armed guards, muted horror watching said guards ruin your carefully organized packing, and immediate cramming into a train car with three other people who didn't seem much older than you. There was a moment of silence, as you stowed your carry-on and tried to sit down without nearly touching someone, but it was difficult work. Still, the young woman you're sitting next to seemed unbothered by your presence.

"New intern, huh?" another person asked, this one a catkin across from you who couldn't stop scratching his exposed forearm. Beastkin were rare around these parts, but not so rare that you had to gawk.

"Obviously." the human next to him said, arms crossed behind his head. He seemed dangerous in a way that defied description, cropped brown hair crowning a serious and scarred expression. He may have been almost pretty but for the obvious signs of a consequential zombie encounter.

"Whatcha going for?" the blonde next to you asks, giving you an almost glimmering smile. Too clean, too peppy... you wondered how someone from the Management Class had wound up in your neck of the woods. Still, she seemed nice enough...

The Necroconsortium had a lot of undead, and a lot of ways to create them and keep them in check. There were a lot of roles to "go for", and you wouldn't actually have to make a choice... or have it made for you... for a little while. Still, you had to imagine the Necroconsortium was in some way listening in on the train. You could probably put your finger on the scale if you at least name a specific department...

CHOOSE A DEPARTMENT?
>REANIMATION
>OCCULTISM
>REQUISITION
>CHOOSE LATER

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  GET OUT PART TWO: GET OUTER
Posted by: Lucy - 07-31-2026, 10:40 AM - Forum: [ADVENTURES + COMICS] - Replies (25)

A creature lies asleep in a room.

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The creature wakes up.

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The creature stretches itself out ready to face another day! What a weird dream she had.

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Oh.

Oh this is not what the creature wanted to see. She is not in her home, and this place feels...rancid. What will the creature do?

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  Weeb Fishing
Posted by: Lilium Mortem - 07-24-2026, 06:40 PM - Forum: [ADVENTURES + COMICS] - Replies (4)

ANIME4EVA CHAT

#WELCOME

Welcome to Anime4eva, the premier Discord server for otakus of all stripes! our #rules are simple but make sure to follow them and don't be a baka!
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#Gacha hell

Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Guys
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Guyyyyyyyys
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Fuck my stupid baka life (T_T)
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: My dad took my phone and deleted FGO, GBF, UPD, HSR, and even Arknights!
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: The only game he left me was AMONG US ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: And then he locked down the phone with parental controls and shit
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: AND THEN! The wifi died (._.)
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: so now I'm stuck in this middle of nowhere lake cabin, where the reception is so spotty I'm lucky that I've gotten all these messages out in the same go, with nothing to do, with my dad constantly 'suggesting' I should go fucking FISH

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  [PKMN] Fresh Face on the block
Posted by: Headful_of_Eyeballs - 07-13-2026, 05:44 AM - Forum: [ADVENTURES + COMICS] - Replies (8)

Castelia city- a place where decency and integrity go to die; murked by a loan shark for not paying their debt, shot dead in a turf war between street gangs, or simply suffocated by the smoke of the factories. it's definitely not a good place to live- but when the other options are dying suburban towns or the hellhole that is driftveil city; you can't be picky with where you choose to live.

But every story has a protagonist- or at least somebody protagonist adjacent; So let's make one for this drab, violent city.

First, What's their Name, Gender, and Species?

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