[IMAGE ID: Above is a calligraphical depiction of the words "FANCIFUL FLEURISHES" in a dull orange or rust color. Flourishes is intentionally misspelled to evoke the word Fleur, as flowers are sometimes referred to.]


[IMAGE ID: An animated .gif of a butterfly with orange wings with black, banded markings. The butterfly gently flaps and flexes its wings, as if perched on some unseen tree trunk.

[FICKLE_FANCIER]: This shop, owned by the one and only [FICKLE_FANCIER] is one made with the intent of them offering their services in writing various prose, poetry, instruction text, image description/accessible writing, or whatever else your heart desires. They simply warn you that their services are only applicable if said writing remains within the third person. Fick has their rates listed below for their various services.

(Disclaimer - Writing can be done in other tenses, other than the third person, though it will not be posted in the thread for continuity reasons. Please PM requests for any writing of this type.)


RATES
Please provide your budget at the top of your application, as well as in the required field. 
(Application listed below)

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$ CASH
USERNAME:
SERVICE:
BUDGET:
GHOST WRITTEN: [YES] [NO]

USERNAME: [WIGGLEING_WIGGLEING]
REGISTERED: 316
PRONOUNS: any
MOOD: Silly
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 

USERNAME: [AFTERLIFE-SIGNAL]
REGISTERED: 9-28-313
PRONOUNS: They/Them
MOOD: Wistful Melancholy
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 

 

USERNAME: [TERROR_TIME]
REGISTERED: 3-18-315
PRONOUNS: She/It
MOOD: HUNGRY
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 
 

USERNAME: [POTATO_CHIP]
REGISTERED: 12-20-315
PRONOUNS: he/him, they/them
MOOD: cronch
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 

Uhm... hi! I'm from the TCPdex research facility, but live across the ocean now. I have a small eel companion and I love them very much! I might post pictures at some point if I can get a camera...
I don't really have a whole lot to put here, but I'll update when I think of more things!

also: potato chips good

USERNAME: [SLUMBER]
REGISTERED: 1-1-312
PRONOUNS: It/Its
MOOD: Chilling!
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 
 

[LURKING_BUTCHER]:
See thread TITLE... I want to know what kinds of locations give you the CREEPS. Including INTERIOR DECORATION.
E.G. DARK FORESTS or HOUSES WITH CREAKY DOORS.

[LURKING_BUTCHER]:

HELLO... I am HAXEL and I have been LURKING these FORUMS for about three years...
HOWEVER, If you have read my PROFILE recently, you will know that I have arisen to seek out certain SERVICES...
Here they are:

LOOKING FOR GOODS:
EDIT: These will be used to furnish my HOME SURROUNDINGS...

• Will HAPPILY browse any OLD FURNITURE + OBJECTS + ANTIQUES that you do not WANT anymore... Including/esp. BROKEN things.
  
• WILLING TO TAKE any SCENE / MOVIE PROPS that you want to get rid of.
  
• ESPECIALLY Looking for any of the following:
  
  • SMOKE MACHINE/Anything that can create ATMOSPHERIC SMOKE/FOG for EXTENDED periods of time
    
  • DARKEST NIGHT Decorations
    
  • SHARP WEAPONS, Even just for display, preferably REAL (not PLASTIC/TOY)
    
  • DIM LIGHT FIXTURES
    
  
  

• teach me how to WASH LAUNDRY
  
• teach me how to CLEAN TCP FLUID STAINS OUT OF ANY NUMBER OF SURFACES
  
• teach me how to PICK LOCKS
  
• teach me how to FIX ELECTRONICS
  
• ACCOMPLICES
  
  • EDIT: I am looking for CONTACTS that are willing to meet-up IN-PERSON... It will be for SOCIAL PURPOSES exclusively and nothing more...
    
  
  

• I can teach you how to COOK a PERFECT STEAK including SPICES, identifying CUTS of MEAT, et cetera.
  
• I have an extremely sharp BREAD KNIFE for sale... not to be confused with a BUTTER KNIFE