[LURKING_BUTCHER]:

HELLO... I am HAXEL and I have been LURKING these FORUMS for about three years...
HOWEVER, If you have read my PROFILE recently, you will know that I have arisen to seek out certain SERVICES...
Here they are:

LOOKING FOR GOODS:
EDIT: These will be used to furnish my HOME SURROUNDINGS...

• Will HAPPILY browse any OLD FURNITURE + OBJECTS + ANTIQUES that you do not WANT anymore... Including/esp. BROKEN things.
  
• WILLING TO TAKE any SCENE / MOVIE PROPS that you want to get rid of.
  
• ESPECIALLY Looking for any of the following:
  
  • SMOKE MACHINE/Anything that can create ATMOSPHERIC SMOKE/FOG for EXTENDED periods of time
    
  • DARKEST NIGHT Decorations
    
  • SHARP WEAPONS, Even just for display, preferably REAL (not PLASTIC/TOY)
    
  • DIM LIGHT FIXTURES
    
  
  

• teach me how to WASH LAUNDRY
  
• teach me how to CLEAN TCP FLUID STAINS OUT OF ANY NUMBER OF SURFACES
  
• teach me how to PICK LOCKS
  
• teach me how to FIX ELECTRONICS
  
• ACCOMPLICES
  
  • EDIT: I am looking for CONTACTS that are willing to meet-up IN-PERSON... It will be for SOCIAL PURPOSES exclusively and nothing more...
    
  
  

• I can teach you how to COOK a PERFECT STEAK including SPICES, identifying CUTS of MEAT, et cetera.
  
• I have an extremely sharp BREAD KNIFE for sale... not to be confused with a BUTTER KNIFE
  

USERNAME: [FICKLE_FANCIER]
REGISTERED: 9-22-315
PRONOUNS: They/Them
MOOD: Reserved
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 
 

 Narrator/Fae Hybrid || Third Person Only || Long-Winded 



Fick is what you may call, this hybrid you've met.
Though Fickle and Flick are names they have kept.
They promise this quirk of theirs is no exertion,
Of excessive wit meant to make your mood worsen.

Through some divine gambit this is their lot,
To talk in third person, since they were a tot.
Truly this curse seems quite the coersion,
And many have remarked it seems quite a burden.

But Fick has no worries, they've quite grown used,
To the way so many look at them confused.
So don't be astounded,
Just think how clever our friend Fickle sounded!

Delivering stories and parables with grace,
Weaving tales that leave you red in the face!
Their tense never tied up in second and first,
Always the third, and ever unrehearsed.

This hybrid hopes you don't feel swung round the bend,
Because truly, they simply want to be your Friend!

[KIBBLE_MAYHEM]:

i want to talk about complex culture! i'm fascinated by them and their society, and how it intersects with ours...did you know that session TCPs don't have the drive to eat regularly unless they're taught, while morbitian TCPs exposed to complex society are more likely to partake in mealtimes? sleep is the same way...while us TCPs need rest to function properly, actual sleep is a learned behavior.

what else have you noticed about complexes, or wonder about?

[Jocelyn] I have only recently learned that user names are not actual names, most of the time. why is this? While I have heard the response of 'anonymity' I cannot fathom why you would hide your identity solely on the internet. in fact, many profiles on this very web site contain real names in addition to user names. what is the point?

USERNAME: [WAYWARD_RAMBLER]
REGISTERED: 8-1-315
PRONOUNS: She/Her
MOOD: Wandering...
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 

USERNAME: [KNIGHT_FAN]
REGISTERED: 4-29-316
PRONOUNS: She/Her
MOOD: Happy!
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 

USERNAME: [ASPIRING_RAM]
REGISTERED: 1-11-316
PRONOUNS: It/Its
MOOD: Neutral
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 

USERNAME: [TRICKSTERS_COCKTAIL]
REGISTERED: 2-12-315
PRONOUNS: She/It
MOOD: Mischievous 
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 
 

USERNAME: [DOLLHOUSE_DRESSUP]
REGISTERED: 1-5-316
PRONOUNS: She/Her
MOOD: Busy
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 

USERNAME: [DELIGHTFUL_THINGS]
REGISTERED: 8-4-315
PRONOUNS: She/Her
MOOD: Flirty
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: