SUPER CYBER WORLD TURBO aka catz adventure

[RedGreenBlue]

The totally radical SICK AIR DIMENSION, where you can get SICK AIR and also GET SICK BECAUSE OF THE RADIOACTIVE AIR.

[skinstealer]

you live in GUTTER PUTTER PARK, a pocket dimension that's one half skate park, one half mini golf course. shit's got everything- blacklights, weird little windmills, rails to grind on...the red trees would be disconcerting to you, but that's kind of how it is out here in SUPER CYBER WORLD TURBO. anything goes.

anything.








the golf course has got some nice fake grass- and some real grass too, what a treat. you're not sure how many holes this place actually has, but it's probably enough to keep you busy for a while.









there's an indoor area too- this is your HOME, where you sleep and all that. you'd say it isn't much, but let's be real. look at this. it's amazing, and for right this second, it's yours. 






you set up your skateboard and climb right on top, getting your balance. you don't exactly have a bed or anything yet, but it's cool. your board is all you need. probably. 

sleep refuses to come easy, but you refuse to leave your sick ass board, just in case it does.

...what the hell are you even going to do with yourself now that you're here?

[RedGreenBlue]

Start a merchandise line marketed to cool youths that sells skateboards and t shirts with your logo on them. This will help to amass the money required to afford the tools necessary to avenge your parents.

[King-Clod]

Learn how to fight, how to use a blade. You'll never be caught off-guard again.

[1011686]

Skate some sick grinds

[AceOfNothing]

Create an evil clone of yourself to race

[skinstealer]

you can't go and make an evil clone of yourself. you're sure as fuck not rich enough to be able to afford a cloning machine, let alone an evil one.
you can't afford to go buy a knife or extra shirts or...

...honestly you can't afford much at all, which is kind of a crucial piece of this puzzle here. you are flat broke. all you got is a skateboard. oh god, how are you gonna afford a knife, let alone food or anything else.

shit.
you need a job.

[victorianflorist]

Rodeo Clown

Danger and style all in one

[King-Clod]

Gravedigger
or graverobber, if that doesn't work out

[cosmo]

become a dog walker. because you’re the leader of the dogs, you can just tell them to walk themselves and they will! it’s foolproof

[1011686]

Find some kid with a magical destiny and become their spunky companion on an epic quest to save the world.
Usually the money problem just solves itself if you do this for some reason.

[AceOfNothing]

Sign up for a dating site but only date people with ridiculous amounts of money or money machines.