GET OUT

[Lucy]

Ah, this must be the computer room.

Before you proceed any further, please verify that you are a True Gamer and are worthy of operating this grand and intricate machine.

Assuming you are a True Gamer, look around the room for a keyboard or a set of switches or some other way of inputting commands, like the remote control from before.

If you are not a True Gamer, then... go play more video games until you feel you are worthy.

Computer? You think to yourself, like the job?? You can't see any bookish clerks around here. You aren't much for gambling either. And, you don't know what video is. As for a keyboard, you can't see any boards in here at all, or any keys. You walk up to the white screen, there's some sort of large panel like box with buttons on it? Is that what you meant? They buttons here are marked with letters, you understand them all but don't quite know why, they're very much not of your tongue.

You've really confused yourself this time.

What is to be done?