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| Posted by Headful_of_Eyeballs - 2 hours ago |
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CLIMB THE SHELVES!
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| Posted by knux400 - 5 hours ago |
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Proceed upwards and ascend to janitorial heaven. Maybe stop and take a peek in those boxes if you can though
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| Posted by seppawku - Today, 09:31 AM |
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well. an uncountable distance, perhaps, but u can count if you wanna as u climb?
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| Posted by Lucy - Today, 09:26 AM |
(Today, 03:58 AM)knux400 Wrote: Attempt to fit into the mouse hole. If this is not possible, we are logically larger than a mouse hole. Repeat this process with larger and larger apertures until you find one you can pass through.
Congratulations! Size determined
You cannot fit inside the vent. You try, and you try. The phrase mouse hole reverberates through your mind like a bull in a teashop. You shed a tear, and cannot fit into the air vent. You can hear air being sucked into the vent gently.
(Today, 04:59 AM)seppawku Wrote: airflow *hopefully* means there's an exit?? feel (carefully) along the shelves (edit: IF U CANT FIT)
You enter the supply room and feel along the shelves you can reach. The air on the shelves is stagnant, the breeze is coming from above. You feel it on your body and look up, the room, and shelves, extend upwards for an uncountable distance. You see boxes some 17 shelves up, and lights even further above breaking up the swallowing darkness the shelves lead into.
What is to be done?
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| Posted by seppawku - Today, 04:59 AM |
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airflow *hopefully* means there's an exit?? feel (carefully) along the shelves (edit: IF U CANT FIT)
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| Posted by knux400 - Today, 03:58 AM |
Attempt to fit into the mouse hole. If this is not possible, we are logically larger than a mouse hole. Repeat this process with larger and larger apertures until you find one you can pass through.
Congratulations! Size determined
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| Posted by Lucy - Today, 03:19 AM |
(Today, 12:24 AM)Guest Wrote: Open the supplies door first, gather what you can, then go through the blue door.
You open the supplies door and pocket the door knob. You are now aware of your Pocket™. Just more complications in this distressing life, you think to yourself, what other hells does this world have to add more wrinkles to your pained existence. You really need to get out.
(Today, 12:28 AM)knux400 Wrote: Nope, no time for supplies, you probably wouldn't know what they're for anyway. Pick the blue door because blue light is faster than red light and FUCKING VAMOOSE
Having opened the supplies door, you decide you have no time for this avenue of exploration. You go through the blue door and are faced with a hallway full of power washers blasting in every direction out of the walls in there. The noise is incredible, the wetness also incredible. You can not fit a moose in here, not even a voice acted one.
(Today, 12:29 AM)Headful_of_Eyeballs Wrote: Go through the red door- you dont have time for anything else
The wetness dimension does not appeal. You head for the red door posthaste and open it. Inside is a brick wall. The wall is warm, suspiciously warm. The dilemmas confound you to no end.
(Today, 02:06 AM)seppawku Wrote: i vote supplies, we have no idea what's gonna be behind the other doors, followed up by blue door. alternately: air vent's small enough for a mouse, right? by any chance, how big are You?
Having run out of options that are not "worse" than every second of existence, you go to the one door that gave you no trouble in the form of physical barriers or being a car wash. The supplies door. Inside is a small closet, there are shelves in here. You can not see any items on the shelves, but a stiff air blows out of the room.
You do not know how big you are. You have no frame of reference.
What is to be done?
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| Posted by seppawku - Today, 02:06 AM |
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i vote supplies, we have no idea what's gonna be behind the other doors, followed up by blue door. alternately: air vent's small enough for a mouse, right? by any chance, how big are You?
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| Posted by Headful_of_Eyeballs - Today, 12:29 AM |
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Go through the red door- you dont have time for anything else
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| Posted by knux400 - Today, 12:28 AM |
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Nope, no time for supplies, you probably wouldn't know what they're for anyway. Pick the blue door because blue light is faster than red light and FUCKING VAMOOSE
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| Posted by - Today, 12:24 AM |
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Open the supplies door first, gather what you can, then go through the blue door.
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| Posted by Lucy - Today, 12:22 AM |
You. You have existed in this world for one singular second. You hate it here, the lights are bright, the walls are constricting around you. You simply must get out of this place.
The room around you is white and plain, the light seems to come from all directions, you don't cast a shadow. Before you are three doors. One red, one blue and one an off shade of white and labelled "supplies". There are no windows, there is a small air vent in the corner opposite the doors. Big enough for a mouse. You don't know what a mouse is, but it's big enough for one of this you are certain.
What is to be done?
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