07-05-2026, 10:54 AM
(07-05-2026, 10:27 AM)knux400 Wrote: Find a cozier place to watch the Simpson, no one wants to watch TV while dangling off a shelf above a giant pit.
You're pretty comfy as is honestly. Feet on a shelf, tail supporting your weight, back hunched up. It's not bad. This simpson thing is utterly bizzare though, you think to yourself. Aside from not being able to understand a word of this, the creatures this "simpson" depicts are truly weird. They're yellow, got no tails, tiny feet and ill defined hands. And they're bald aside from their heads. Some of the smaller ones seem to have weirdly shaped heads. These creatures remind you of others, you can't exactly remember which ones though. The clothes they wear are form fitting and don't flow much at all, like they're all dressed for war. You don't want to watch the simpsons anymore. You press another button and the screen goes to something else, a white symbol in the top left corner of the screen. This one: >_. It is blinking. You're at a complete loss as to what this is. Another button on this, "remote", and you get a blue screen, this time with no simpson. It's just blue, a violent horrible blue. Another button, the screen blinks and is blue once more. You try all the buttons in order, the rest of them are just this blue, except for one that turns the lights off entirely.
What is to be done?


