GET OUT

[Lucy]

Put on the simpson

You consider this. You don't know what the simpson is. You feel like you should know, yet another thing this hell has denied you. And putting it on? What does that even mean. Like, you want to wear? it? Clothesways? You're developing a migraine.

Become really convinced this is somehow a "Truman Show" situation, as if a big television is somehow definitive proof.

And just who is Truman anyway? What. You don't know where these thoughts even come from. And why is Truman showing you something, Truman show what? What is Truman showing. And why is the "television" proof? Is that what this white screen is? A "television"? Your migraine is now in full swing, your footing remains stable.

remove yoda bong from inventory. remove bucket of water from inventory. use bucket of water on yoda bong. remove flower from inventory. use flower on yoda bong. remove lighter from inventory. use lighter on yoda bong. use yoda bong. use yoda bong. use yoda bong. remove cell phone from inventory. text ex with cell phone. drop cell phone. use yoda bong. go sleep.

You're broken. You are now at war with yourself. You have severed the link between thought and action. Everything is a mere suggestion, not a command, it's freeing. You're free. You're still in hell, but you're free. That's it. Yoda? What's Yoda? You know what a bong is, whats a yoda bong. You wish you had a yoda bong, god you wish you had a yoda bong. You could be calm and zooted off your mind right now, it'd stop these horrific thoughts compelling you to violate yourself. And text your ex? On a phone? What's a phone. They have cells? Is it a plant? What does that have to do with writing. No. You shant. Listen you. You, "guest". You've had quite enough of this "guest". You can take the nearest exist from your own mind and leave. You thank yourself kindly.

You have been fully disconnected from yourself. You can only talk to yourself now.
You can now make a distinction between these voices.

Hey, scary TV. would you break my fall if I just slipped and plummeted to my death. No?
Fine. Press some buttons on the box you just obtained, maybe it's a remote for the damn thing.

You sigh. This one seems more reasonable. You ask the "TV", is that short for "television"? Whatever, you ask it if it would break your fall if you slipped. The "TV" stoically remains as it was. Surprisingly.

You retrieve the box and press some buttons. "This is a "remote"?" you ask this "aotihav". The "TV" blinks and starts showing a moving picture. You're unnerved by this magic. A blue sky is depicted, and the word "the simpsons" appears and fades behind clouds. You cannot understand the language, you assume it said "the simpsons". You do not understand why you can read this. Is this the simpson? Did you put it on? Your mind skips and a nerve twitches in your leg, you stumble and catch yourself before you fall.

What is to be done?