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well it's finally happening, ive gone off into the a-life deep end and i'm taking you all with me
please enter a name and choose from the following species:
-alley cat
-b+w shorthair
-calico
-chinchilla persian
-tabby
-maine coon
-persian
-orange shorthair
-siamese
-russian blue
you don't get to be a dog sorry
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Well, our name will be "A Dog" then.
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seconding "a dog"!
alley cat
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you live in SUPER CYBER WORLD TURBO, a world populated by weird sparkle animals and strange pocket dimensions and shit. you have no idea what the deal with this place is but hey, it's time to explore it.
your name is A DOG and you are a CHINCHILLA PERSIAN. you have just been unleashed upon the world and you are ready to be a shitkid. almost.
what's three things about yourself you'd say are pretty important?
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Outdated slang, oversized headgear, crime
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- the forbidden president of all dogs
- breaks into farmyards to eat tomatoes, corn, etc
- can lift
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- I spent my infancy in the deep dark woods of Albernon, a pocket dimension inhabited only by me and, like, 8,000,000 dogs. Dog life is all I've ever known.
- My close family was killed by Keysmash, a robot overlord who's name no one can pronounce, hence "Keysmash." I followed him back through a portal to SUPER CYBER WORLD TURBO, and could not be more confused.
- I like to knit!
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you come from the forbidden dimension of ALBERNON, where it's nothing but dogs. you were their leader until you hauled ass out of there on your magic skateboard in order to avenge your parents.
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you like screamo music, robbing farmyards and being an overall menace to society.
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you got issues and you could not give less of a shit about it.
as is tradition for leaving one's home dimension, you get to customize yourself up a little. nothing fancy til you get older, they're real fussy about that. they being the establishment of course.
fuck em. but at least you get to pick:
-up to three fur colors
-body texture
-eye color
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BRIGHT CYAN, CIRUS ORANGE, HOT PINK
BUMPY
BLACK
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-Fur colors? Black for stealth. Bright red and blue for personality, but not really stealth.
-Body texture? Knives. Just try to pet me, world. I dare you.
-Eye color? One red, one blue. 3D vision, baby.
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you choose a pretty damn good look if you say so yourself, even if the meat thing is a weird touch. hey, it's intimidating, and you're going on a revenge quest. there's just...one thing missing...
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there we go. now we're talkin.
being a shitkid in SUPER CYBER WORLD TURBO, it's time for you to get your first personal pocket dimension. it can't be too big or too fancy, but you've got a lot of wiggle room here. where's your new home at
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GUTTER PUTTER PARK, the coolest skateboarding arena/mini golf course ever!
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you actually live in your 3d glasses. one side is blue, one side is red, and every side is for skating on
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wherever you live, it absolutely has blacklights
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Your personal dimension is every radical skaters dream, a floating skatepark with screamo music blaring from every corner, no authority figures anywhere in site, and a endless pit below. If you eat it on any ollie or grind, you eat it for good. Helps add a bit of danger to the mix, you know?
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