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			<description><![CDATA[Well it happened, 1.7 is upon us and as such we are moving on from Lisecki Robotics, I still have a backlog to go through and I want to get a big high definition capture of the full colony still but that's a later thing. With 1.7 Rimworld has been updated to a new engine created in-house by Ludeon Studios, having played for a little while I can say the difference between 1.6 and 1.7 is night and day. The modlist for this save is around 450 mods, the Liseckis had about 500 at the end and it would take around 20 minutes to load up the game. In 1.7 with 450 mods it takes <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ONE MINUTE. </span><br />
<br />
I could never be so happy as I am with this new engine, heres to a new save and hopefully a very long one!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">CONTENT WARNINGS: </span>Death <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Humans/Aliens, Animals)</span>, Nudity <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Non-graphic, nipples)</span>, Bigotry (Against xenotypes, sexism (possibly), ideology and culture) Violence and Gore <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Blood, Described injuries, Guns, Melee and Bombs)</span>, Potential themes of abuse/child abuse <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Mentions or in pawn backstories)</span>, Slavery <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Buying and Trading)</span>, Prisoners <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Capturing raiders for recruitment)</span>, Pregnancy and Sexual Relationships <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Not described in detail)</span>, Child Endangerment <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Environment, Violence from hostiles, Sickness)</span>, Body Modification and Mutilation<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> (Bionics, Loss of limbs/organs, Diseases)</span>, Unethical Bio-Modification <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Highmates created to be "Perfect mates" and Pigskins created to be organ farms)</span>, Vomit, Mental breaks, Supernatural entities and unreality, Potential for psychotic episodes to be depicted and generally anything you could find in a cyberpunk sci-fi setting. <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Content Warnings can be updated if necessary.</span><br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
 <br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/0.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 0.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/1.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 1.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"We're here"<br />
<br />
My name is Petre Archield, former captain to the ship CS Pegasus. Unfortunately she's no more, shot down alongside most of my crew. I only managed to save a few lives in the end and I was too cowardly to go down with my ship.<br />
<br />
"This is a dump" My chief of security snarks.<br />
<br />
Veronica Tachytite, a dirtmole, not typical for our operation but she's not typical at all. A former assassin for the VM Industry Group, she tried to go straight with us, didn't work out obviously.<br />
<br />
"Hey it's no Glitterworld but we're alive ain't we?"<br />
<br />
Edward 'Eddie' Hartman, a hussar, he answered to Veronica as one of her personnel. Unfortunately missing his other half Richie, the two were inseparable on the ship and I can only hope Richie made it when I shoved him into that transport pod.<br />
<br />
We managed to pack supplies before we fled the doomed ship, meals, medicine, arms and some silver for possible trading. A Rimworld isn't exactly known for it's grand societies but we've done plenty of business on the rim. We also managed to save one of the ship pets, Argus, not sure what happened to his owner but I'm sure they'd thank me for saving their dog.</span><br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/3.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">We've made a dingy little shelter with beds, shelves and a place to relieve ourselves. It's not fancy at all, not even better then the quarters on the ship but at least we can get out of the rain and the cold of night.<br />
<br />
"Captain" Eddie called me over "Argus isn't looking too good"<br />
<br />
"What's wrong with him?"<br />
<br />
"He's gotten into a tussle with a porcupine."<br />
<br />
"We have those here?"<br />
<br />
"Seems so"<br />
<br />
The poor dog is whimpering, obvious quills poking out from his pelt. A pang of guilt runs through me, his owner is gone and now the beast is suffering cause I didn't keep an eye on him.<br />
<br />
"Is he going to be okay?" I ask with worry in my voice<br />
<br />
"He'll be fine cap, I'll get the quills out but he won't be very happy about it."<br />
<br />
"Thank you Eddie" I sighed in relief<br />
<br />
Veronica came to me later, plans in her head about solar panels. She directed my attention to a vein of steel she'd found while scouting the area, it was right next to our rudimentary shelter. With the components we brought with us it should be easy to set up, power would be a great boon and if we got a communications hub built we might be able to contact any survivors of the ship<br />
<br />
"I know it's not my job or nothing but I am a dirtmole, it's kind of our thing. She said.<br />
<br />
"I'm not the best at mining myself but I'll take a crack at it."<br />
<br />
"I was hoping you'd say that, don't worry I won't make you do all the work Cap." </span><br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/4.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 4.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/5.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 5.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">With food stocks depleted and power set up I packed all our silver into the shuttle and flew until I found a settlement, it didn't take too long, turns out we have neighbors of a medieval kind. A quirk of the Rimworlds, not everyone has the same tech level being descended from crashlanded folks or folks who'd been through catastrophic wars and lost all their technology. Thankfully this settlement was friendly, they even had a couple pups for sale, I couldn't resist giving Argus some friends to keep him company and out of trouble. I was there and home with food before I knew it.<br />
<br />
"I'm back, and I've brought some friends." I announced, stepping off the ship.<br />
<br />
"Welcome back captain, Veronica is asleep." Eddie greeted me.<br />
<br />
Eddie looked on edge, off to the side I saw a furry beast laying in the sand.<br />
<br />
"Eddie why is there a dead guinea pig?"<br />
<br />
"Sir I don't know how to explain it, I was minding my own business when the little bastard came out of nowhere and started biting me"<br />
<br />
"Did you shoot it?"<br />
<br />
"Y-Yes but it wouldn't stop!"<br />
<br />
I sighed, obviously I wasn't going to punish Eddie for something so minor but he looked pretty upset.<br />
<br />
"I brought a couple dogs Eddie, why don't you go say hi?"<br />
<br />
"More pups? Well... The more the merrier!"<br />
<br />
That seemed to break him out of his guilt. The guinea pig didn't go to waste either, once I'd dug the bullet out of it I fed it to Argus, he seemed pretty happy about it.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/6.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 6.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/7.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 7.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
The next day while we were building a new workshop slash storage a Buzzer showed up on our steps asking to join us, despite her insectoid features I could tell she was young. Fifteen she said, she wouldn't elaborate on why she wanted to join us but we allowed it. Though she isn't particularly skilled I wouldn't just let some young lass wander off into the woods on her own. She stays.<br />
<br />
"Poxhar, my names is Poxhar Reekenk but I prefer to go by Webs if you don't mind." She said.<br />
<br />
"I don't mind at all, welcome to the crew Webs." I nodded at her, trying to be reassuring.<br />
<br />
"Sir we're going to need more beds and more food." Veronica spoke up.<br />
<br />
"I think we should get started on growing some don't you?"<br />
<br />
"Sir none of us know how to grow food."<br />
<br />
"Do you Webs?"<br />
<br />
"Not really..."<br />
<br />
"Then I guess we'll just have to figure it out."<br />
<br />
There's rice plants all around our landing area, taking the seeds from that we begun to prepare a spot to plant these seeds when a very short angry looking man appeared brandishing an axe. He charged toward Veronica, but expert as she is she quickly disabled him.<br />
<br />
"Sir-"<br />
<br />
"I already heard, is he..."<br />
<br />
"Alive sir, I didn't aim to kill."<br />
<br />
The short man was too busy angrily writhing around in the sand to say anything, from the looks of him he looked like a pirate, he had the tattoos of one anyway. Executing a man was a bit above what I was willing to do so shortly into our stay on this planet...<br />
<br />
"I guess we could... keep him in the toilet?" I shrugged.<br />
<br />
"The toilet captain?"<br />
<br />
"Unless you want to share a bunk with him."<br />
<br />
"Toilet it is then"</span><br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/8.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 8.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/9.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 9.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A pair of drifters approached our colony late one evening, a child and an older man, they were begging for 74 silver to buy back a friend of theirs from slavery. It's against company policy to use silver on anything except trading or supplies but... well the company isn't here and I detest slavery, had plenty of run ins with slavers as a trading vessel and I can safely say they're all scum... I've always wished we could free the slaves on those ships but the company would never allow such a thing and we didn't exactly have the manpower to fight such well armed pirates and mercenaries.<br />
<br />
I gave the two their silver and they thanked me profusely, I just wish we could do more to help. The next day I heard gunfire, I saw a lady dressed in fine clothes standing behind Victoria shaking like a leaf, Victoria's gun was already in the process of being holstered when I approached.<br />
<br />
"Oh thank you thank you my fair lady!" The noble woman cried.<br />
<br />
"You're welcome but it was just a-"<br />
<br />
"A foul beast! A flesh eating monster!"<br />
<br />
"No I'm pretty sure it was a Koala"<br />
<br />
"Pray tell, are you not aware of the ravaging disease by the name of scaria?"<br />
<br />
"Victoria?" I approached. "Who is this?"<br />
<br />
"Not sure sir, she came running towards me begging for help."<br />
<br />
"Fine sir! Are you the leader of this ... settlement?" The noble asked.<br />
<br />
"I'm the captain or- yeah, the boss" I nodded.<br />
<br />
"Your soldier saved my life! A reward is in order!"<br />
<br />
The lady pulled out a communicator of sorts, laden with gold, why would a communication device need a gold inlay?<br />
<br />
"A vessel is on it's way to pick me up, I shall spread word of your heroics and they shall reward you with a title." She explained to Victoria.<br />
<br />
"A title of what?" Victoria frowned.<br />
<br />
"A royal title, you shall be a yeoman."<br />
<br />
"No thank you."<br />
<br />
Victoria walked away without another word, the noble lady looked appalled and confused. She turned her sights on me, grabbing my hands.<br />
<br />
"Then you captain, you shall be yeoman!"<br />
<br />
"Uh sure... What do I have to do?" I stammered, confused.<br />
<br />
"Oh nothing, just use this and the empire will send a bestower to grant you your title posthaste.<br />
<br />
"Thank you?"<br />
<br />
She placed the golden communicator in my hands, forcing me to grab it as she beamed with joy. Not too soon later the vessel she spoke of arrived, she waved and I gave her a half-hearted wave goodbye back. Staring at the communication device I wasn't sure I wanted to persue this title but... it could be beneficial for making friends on this Rimworld.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/10.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 10.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/11.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 11.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Not long after the shuttle containing the noble woman left a pod was spotted crashing down on the outskirts of our settlement, Victoria went out with gun in hand and soon came back hauling a small body with her. The person was bleeding profusely and was unconscious when Victoria laid her on the floor.<br />
<br />
"Who is this?"<br />
<br />
"Not sure Captain, she was barely awake when I found her."<br />
<br />
"Is she going to make it?"<br />
<br />
"Think so... Half-foots are delicate but she's not dead yet."<br />
<br />
"Looks like gunshots..."<br />
<br />
"Mhm, she has a neural stack implanted, best guess is she's just fled a battle like we did."<br />
<br />
"Damn, poor girl."<br />
<br />
"Look again sir, that's a grown woman. Middle aged."<br />
<br />
"Ah... My bad, it's harder with..."<br />
<br />
"Don't start sir."<br />
<br />
"Sorry."<br />
<br />
The lady has been laying in our dormitory for hours at this point, sleeping, healing. Victoria said she'd lost a lot of blood, we'll leave her be for now. Hopefully she wakes up soon, not sure how much food we can waste on an unconscious woman laying in the dirt.<br />
<br />
Speaking to Berngill over the course of the day he asked to join us, he claims to be an expert crafter... The thought was alluring, but I had to know his story first.<br />
<br />
"Berngill, correct?"<br />
<br />
"Mh." He grunted.<br />
<br />
"Before I let you join us, I wanted to know... why attack us?"<br />
<br />
"Didn't realise you folks were armed."<br />
<br />
"Okay but... Why were you looking for-"<br />
<br />
"Survival, I was hungry and what I was leaving sucked more then being shot down by a couple crashlanders."<br />
<br />
"You could tell we were new?"<br />
<br />
"Yup, happens all the time, someone or someones come falling down from a passing ship gone awry, they usually don't last."<br />
<br />
"What makes us different?"<br />
<br />
"Dunno yet, you're well armed, you got a shuttle, supplies... But the Rim has a way of eating people up."<br />
<br />
"Berngill you said you were leaving something, what was that?"<br />
<br />
"Ah yeah... Pirates, a band of them called the Matchlock Partners. They're fucking nuts, I was only going to stay for awhile but it turned into years."<br />
<br />
"So you're not loyal to them?"<br />
<br />
"Not really, I'm loyal to food and shelter and protection but only to a certain point."<br />
<br />
"We can give you that, if you're still interested." <br />
<br />
"Better then dying."<br />
<br />
Berngill's loyalties to his previous faction concern me but, if we're going to be stuck here... Help would be good, and he likely wouldn't have survived if we didn't take him in. Charity is against company policy... but I'm not some corporate drone with no heart, they couldn't take that from me.<br />
<br />
I won't let this Rimworld take it from me either.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/12.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 12.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
"Sir, she's awake." Eddie shook my shoulder as I brought myself back from my pondering.<br />
<br />
"The crashlanded lady?"<br />
<br />
"Yes sir and she's asking for you."<br />
<br />
I quickly made my way into the cabin, there she was, awake and confused. She looked a little scared so I kept my distance.<br />
<br />
"Are you the... uh, leader?" She asked, her voice was hoarse.<br />
<br />
"I am the boss, yes."<br />
<br />
"I... I don't know how to thank you all, I've got nothing on me I've got no one to... I'm completely alone."<br />
<br />
"You don't have to pay us back ma'am, we're just glad you pulled through."<br />
<br />
She nodded, looking partially relieved. However she looked lost, struggling to speak, to find words for her situation. I sighed, speaking first.<br />
<br />
"Do you have anywhere to go?"<br />
<br />
"No... My ship, it's... It's gone.<br />
<br />
"We don't have much here but... well if it helps, you could stay here.<br />
<br />
"Really?"<br />
<br />
"Mhm, for as long as you want but ah... we still don't really know who you are ma'am"<br />
<br />
"My name is Flint, er, Flintbum Quiks... It's a silly name I know but-"<br />
<br />
"Nice to meet you Flint. Welcome to er... To the Pegasus Trading Company."<br />
<br />
"Thank you, thank you so much!"<br />
<br />
In the short while we've been here, we've had three very lost people join us. We needed a name, separate from the old corporation, we weren't with them anymore so it only felt right to have a new banner to fly. The Pegasus was my beloved vessel, I flew her for many years... I had to honor her in our new name. Eddie pitched the idea of calling the settlement Stardust Base, no one objected, it was a cute name.<br />
<br />
With our new name, it all felt so official... We were a community now, a real one. We'll have to lock into our new lives, make it sustainable... There's many more lost souls out there that could use our help.</span><br />
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<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Art/Pegasus.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: Pegasus.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Well it happened, 1.7 is upon us and as such we are moving on from Lisecki Robotics, I still have a backlog to go through and I want to get a big high definition capture of the full colony still but that's a later thing. With 1.7 Rimworld has been updated to a new engine created in-house by Ludeon Studios, having played for a little while I can say the difference between 1.6 and 1.7 is night and day. The modlist for this save is around 450 mods, the Liseckis had about 500 at the end and it would take around 20 minutes to load up the game. In 1.7 with 450 mods it takes <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">ONE MINUTE. </span><br />
<br />
I could never be so happy as I am with this new engine, heres to a new save and hopefully a very long one!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">CONTENT WARNINGS: </span>Death <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Humans/Aliens, Animals)</span>, Nudity <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Non-graphic, nipples)</span>, Bigotry (Against xenotypes, sexism (possibly), ideology and culture) Violence and Gore <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Blood, Described injuries, Guns, Melee and Bombs)</span>, Potential themes of abuse/child abuse <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Mentions or in pawn backstories)</span>, Slavery <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Buying and Trading)</span>, Prisoners <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Capturing raiders for recruitment)</span>, Pregnancy and Sexual Relationships <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Not described in detail)</span>, Child Endangerment <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Environment, Violence from hostiles, Sickness)</span>, Body Modification and Mutilation<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> (Bionics, Loss of limbs/organs, Diseases)</span>, Unethical Bio-Modification <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">(Highmates created to be "Perfect mates" and Pigskins created to be organ farms)</span>, Vomit, Mental breaks, Supernatural entities and unreality, Potential for psychotic episodes to be depicted and generally anything you could find in a cyberpunk sci-fi setting. <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Content Warnings can be updated if necessary.</span><br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
 <br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/0.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 0.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/1.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 1.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"We're here"<br />
<br />
My name is Petre Archield, former captain to the ship CS Pegasus. Unfortunately she's no more, shot down alongside most of my crew. I only managed to save a few lives in the end and I was too cowardly to go down with my ship.<br />
<br />
"This is a dump" My chief of security snarks.<br />
<br />
Veronica Tachytite, a dirtmole, not typical for our operation but she's not typical at all. A former assassin for the VM Industry Group, she tried to go straight with us, didn't work out obviously.<br />
<br />
"Hey it's no Glitterworld but we're alive ain't we?"<br />
<br />
Edward 'Eddie' Hartman, a hussar, he answered to Veronica as one of her personnel. Unfortunately missing his other half Richie, the two were inseparable on the ship and I can only hope Richie made it when I shoved him into that transport pod.<br />
<br />
We managed to pack supplies before we fled the doomed ship, meals, medicine, arms and some silver for possible trading. A Rimworld isn't exactly known for it's grand societies but we've done plenty of business on the rim. We also managed to save one of the ship pets, Argus, not sure what happened to his owner but I'm sure they'd thank me for saving their dog.</span><br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/3.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">We've made a dingy little shelter with beds, shelves and a place to relieve ourselves. It's not fancy at all, not even better then the quarters on the ship but at least we can get out of the rain and the cold of night.<br />
<br />
"Captain" Eddie called me over "Argus isn't looking too good"<br />
<br />
"What's wrong with him?"<br />
<br />
"He's gotten into a tussle with a porcupine."<br />
<br />
"We have those here?"<br />
<br />
"Seems so"<br />
<br />
The poor dog is whimpering, obvious quills poking out from his pelt. A pang of guilt runs through me, his owner is gone and now the beast is suffering cause I didn't keep an eye on him.<br />
<br />
"Is he going to be okay?" I ask with worry in my voice<br />
<br />
"He'll be fine cap, I'll get the quills out but he won't be very happy about it."<br />
<br />
"Thank you Eddie" I sighed in relief<br />
<br />
Veronica came to me later, plans in her head about solar panels. She directed my attention to a vein of steel she'd found while scouting the area, it was right next to our rudimentary shelter. With the components we brought with us it should be easy to set up, power would be a great boon and if we got a communications hub built we might be able to contact any survivors of the ship<br />
<br />
"I know it's not my job or nothing but I am a dirtmole, it's kind of our thing. She said.<br />
<br />
"I'm not the best at mining myself but I'll take a crack at it."<br />
<br />
"I was hoping you'd say that, don't worry I won't make you do all the work Cap." </span><br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/4.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 4.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/5.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 5.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">With food stocks depleted and power set up I packed all our silver into the shuttle and flew until I found a settlement, it didn't take too long, turns out we have neighbors of a medieval kind. A quirk of the Rimworlds, not everyone has the same tech level being descended from crashlanded folks or folks who'd been through catastrophic wars and lost all their technology. Thankfully this settlement was friendly, they even had a couple pups for sale, I couldn't resist giving Argus some friends to keep him company and out of trouble. I was there and home with food before I knew it.<br />
<br />
"I'm back, and I've brought some friends." I announced, stepping off the ship.<br />
<br />
"Welcome back captain, Veronica is asleep." Eddie greeted me.<br />
<br />
Eddie looked on edge, off to the side I saw a furry beast laying in the sand.<br />
<br />
"Eddie why is there a dead guinea pig?"<br />
<br />
"Sir I don't know how to explain it, I was minding my own business when the little bastard came out of nowhere and started biting me"<br />
<br />
"Did you shoot it?"<br />
<br />
"Y-Yes but it wouldn't stop!"<br />
<br />
I sighed, obviously I wasn't going to punish Eddie for something so minor but he looked pretty upset.<br />
<br />
"I brought a couple dogs Eddie, why don't you go say hi?"<br />
<br />
"More pups? Well... The more the merrier!"<br />
<br />
That seemed to break him out of his guilt. The guinea pig didn't go to waste either, once I'd dug the bullet out of it I fed it to Argus, he seemed pretty happy about it.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/6.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 6.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/7.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 7.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
The next day while we were building a new workshop slash storage a Buzzer showed up on our steps asking to join us, despite her insectoid features I could tell she was young. Fifteen she said, she wouldn't elaborate on why she wanted to join us but we allowed it. Though she isn't particularly skilled I wouldn't just let some young lass wander off into the woods on her own. She stays.<br />
<br />
"Poxhar, my names is Poxhar Reekenk but I prefer to go by Webs if you don't mind." She said.<br />
<br />
"I don't mind at all, welcome to the crew Webs." I nodded at her, trying to be reassuring.<br />
<br />
"Sir we're going to need more beds and more food." Veronica spoke up.<br />
<br />
"I think we should get started on growing some don't you?"<br />
<br />
"Sir none of us know how to grow food."<br />
<br />
"Do you Webs?"<br />
<br />
"Not really..."<br />
<br />
"Then I guess we'll just have to figure it out."<br />
<br />
There's rice plants all around our landing area, taking the seeds from that we begun to prepare a spot to plant these seeds when a very short angry looking man appeared brandishing an axe. He charged toward Veronica, but expert as she is she quickly disabled him.<br />
<br />
"Sir-"<br />
<br />
"I already heard, is he..."<br />
<br />
"Alive sir, I didn't aim to kill."<br />
<br />
The short man was too busy angrily writhing around in the sand to say anything, from the looks of him he looked like a pirate, he had the tattoos of one anyway. Executing a man was a bit above what I was willing to do so shortly into our stay on this planet...<br />
<br />
"I guess we could... keep him in the toilet?" I shrugged.<br />
<br />
"The toilet captain?"<br />
<br />
"Unless you want to share a bunk with him."<br />
<br />
"Toilet it is then"</span><br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/8.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 8.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/9.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 9.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">A pair of drifters approached our colony late one evening, a child and an older man, they were begging for 74 silver to buy back a friend of theirs from slavery. It's against company policy to use silver on anything except trading or supplies but... well the company isn't here and I detest slavery, had plenty of run ins with slavers as a trading vessel and I can safely say they're all scum... I've always wished we could free the slaves on those ships but the company would never allow such a thing and we didn't exactly have the manpower to fight such well armed pirates and mercenaries.<br />
<br />
I gave the two their silver and they thanked me profusely, I just wish we could do more to help. The next day I heard gunfire, I saw a lady dressed in fine clothes standing behind Victoria shaking like a leaf, Victoria's gun was already in the process of being holstered when I approached.<br />
<br />
"Oh thank you thank you my fair lady!" The noble woman cried.<br />
<br />
"You're welcome but it was just a-"<br />
<br />
"A foul beast! A flesh eating monster!"<br />
<br />
"No I'm pretty sure it was a Koala"<br />
<br />
"Pray tell, are you not aware of the ravaging disease by the name of scaria?"<br />
<br />
"Victoria?" I approached. "Who is this?"<br />
<br />
"Not sure sir, she came running towards me begging for help."<br />
<br />
"Fine sir! Are you the leader of this ... settlement?" The noble asked.<br />
<br />
"I'm the captain or- yeah, the boss" I nodded.<br />
<br />
"Your soldier saved my life! A reward is in order!"<br />
<br />
The lady pulled out a communicator of sorts, laden with gold, why would a communication device need a gold inlay?<br />
<br />
"A vessel is on it's way to pick me up, I shall spread word of your heroics and they shall reward you with a title." She explained to Victoria.<br />
<br />
"A title of what?" Victoria frowned.<br />
<br />
"A royal title, you shall be a yeoman."<br />
<br />
"No thank you."<br />
<br />
Victoria walked away without another word, the noble lady looked appalled and confused. She turned her sights on me, grabbing my hands.<br />
<br />
"Then you captain, you shall be yeoman!"<br />
<br />
"Uh sure... What do I have to do?" I stammered, confused.<br />
<br />
"Oh nothing, just use this and the empire will send a bestower to grant you your title posthaste.<br />
<br />
"Thank you?"<br />
<br />
She placed the golden communicator in my hands, forcing me to grab it as she beamed with joy. Not too soon later the vessel she spoke of arrived, she waved and I gave her a half-hearted wave goodbye back. Staring at the communication device I wasn't sure I wanted to persue this title but... it could be beneficial for making friends on this Rimworld.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/10.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 10.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/11.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 11.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Not long after the shuttle containing the noble woman left a pod was spotted crashing down on the outskirts of our settlement, Victoria went out with gun in hand and soon came back hauling a small body with her. The person was bleeding profusely and was unconscious when Victoria laid her on the floor.<br />
<br />
"Who is this?"<br />
<br />
"Not sure Captain, she was barely awake when I found her."<br />
<br />
"Is she going to make it?"<br />
<br />
"Think so... Half-foots are delicate but she's not dead yet."<br />
<br />
"Looks like gunshots..."<br />
<br />
"Mhm, she has a neural stack implanted, best guess is she's just fled a battle like we did."<br />
<br />
"Damn, poor girl."<br />
<br />
"Look again sir, that's a grown woman. Middle aged."<br />
<br />
"Ah... My bad, it's harder with..."<br />
<br />
"Don't start sir."<br />
<br />
"Sorry."<br />
<br />
The lady has been laying in our dormitory for hours at this point, sleeping, healing. Victoria said she'd lost a lot of blood, we'll leave her be for now. Hopefully she wakes up soon, not sure how much food we can waste on an unconscious woman laying in the dirt.<br />
<br />
Speaking to Berngill over the course of the day he asked to join us, he claims to be an expert crafter... The thought was alluring, but I had to know his story first.<br />
<br />
"Berngill, correct?"<br />
<br />
"Mh." He grunted.<br />
<br />
"Before I let you join us, I wanted to know... why attack us?"<br />
<br />
"Didn't realise you folks were armed."<br />
<br />
"Okay but... Why were you looking for-"<br />
<br />
"Survival, I was hungry and what I was leaving sucked more then being shot down by a couple crashlanders."<br />
<br />
"You could tell we were new?"<br />
<br />
"Yup, happens all the time, someone or someones come falling down from a passing ship gone awry, they usually don't last."<br />
<br />
"What makes us different?"<br />
<br />
"Dunno yet, you're well armed, you got a shuttle, supplies... But the Rim has a way of eating people up."<br />
<br />
"Berngill you said you were leaving something, what was that?"<br />
<br />
"Ah yeah... Pirates, a band of them called the Matchlock Partners. They're fucking nuts, I was only going to stay for awhile but it turned into years."<br />
<br />
"So you're not loyal to them?"<br />
<br />
"Not really, I'm loyal to food and shelter and protection but only to a certain point."<br />
<br />
"We can give you that, if you're still interested." <br />
<br />
"Better then dying."<br />
<br />
Berngill's loyalties to his previous faction concern me but, if we're going to be stuck here... Help would be good, and he likely wouldn't have survived if we didn't take him in. Charity is against company policy... but I'm not some corporate drone with no heart, they couldn't take that from me.<br />
<br />
I won't let this Rimworld take it from me either.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://file.garden/Z3ZJhy1OK095pkne/Pegasus%20Trading%20Company/Screenshots/Update%201/12.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 12.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
"Sir, she's awake." Eddie shook my shoulder as I brought myself back from my pondering.<br />
<br />
"The crashlanded lady?"<br />
<br />
"Yes sir and she's asking for you."<br />
<br />
I quickly made my way into the cabin, there she was, awake and confused. She looked a little scared so I kept my distance.<br />
<br />
"Are you the... uh, leader?" She asked, her voice was hoarse.<br />
<br />
"I am the boss, yes."<br />
<br />
"I... I don't know how to thank you all, I've got nothing on me I've got no one to... I'm completely alone."<br />
<br />
"You don't have to pay us back ma'am, we're just glad you pulled through."<br />
<br />
She nodded, looking partially relieved. However she looked lost, struggling to speak, to find words for her situation. I sighed, speaking first.<br />
<br />
"Do you have anywhere to go?"<br />
<br />
"No... My ship, it's... It's gone.<br />
<br />
"We don't have much here but... well if it helps, you could stay here.<br />
<br />
"Really?"<br />
<br />
"Mhm, for as long as you want but ah... we still don't really know who you are ma'am"<br />
<br />
"My name is Flint, er, Flintbum Quiks... It's a silly name I know but-"<br />
<br />
"Nice to meet you Flint. Welcome to er... To the Pegasus Trading Company."<br />
<br />
"Thank you, thank you so much!"<br />
<br />
In the short while we've been here, we've had three very lost people join us. We needed a name, separate from the old corporation, we weren't with them anymore so it only felt right to have a new banner to fly. The Pegasus was my beloved vessel, I flew her for many years... I had to honor her in our new name. Eddie pitched the idea of calling the settlement Stardust Base, no one objected, it was a cute name.<br />
<br />
With our new name, it all felt so official... We were a community now, a real one. We'll have to lock into our new lives, make it sustainable... There's many more lost souls out there that could use our help.</span><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[horse(s): unknown (CAS:U)]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2026 20:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><a href="https://orsonik.itch.io/scav-prototype" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">casualties: unknown</a></span>, or CAS:U,</span> is a brutal cave exploration game. from the itch.io page and steam:<br />
 <br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Descend into the depths of the Target Planet's cave network to retrieve a critical piece of cargo, encountering many horrifying obstacles and problems on the way, to your character's dismay. Survival chances are near 0%—expect to die a lot along the way.</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Caution and patience are greatly rewarded in the depths. Any mistake can spiral into an ugly, permanent death.<br />
<br />
Casualties: Unknown is an unforgiving cave-exploration survival simulator. Your captors have tasked you with retrieving lost cargo on a foreign planet, explore its 11 layers and do your best to survive diverse hostile environments. You are just one of the thousands of test subjects sent to die. </span></blockquote>
<br />
there is an incredibly in-depth health system - complete with limb health and simulated cardiovascular system to keep track of, many layers to try and survive to descend with increasing danger and hazards, and very cute little fellas you get to guide down to their inevitable horrible demises. you play as an experiment, or as theyre more commonly called, an expie: small, genetically engineered hybrids of rat, human, and canidae / fox DNA. bred and  deployed by your captors just for cave retrieval, youre also cute, highly emotional, and conflict averse. you talk out loud to yourself as you go down... which is a habit retained from tests in the lab, to track your cognition. its become a comfort, in a way.<br />
<br />
the company that made you also implanted a brain chip into you, the ones before you, and the ones who will come after. it lets you monitor your vitals in realtime, but its also a remote leash. take too long, and radiation will force you to move faster down. give up, and... well.<br />
<br />
i am going to try so, so, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">so</span></span> hard.<br />
<br />
—<br />
<br />
since this is a game where so much can go wrong SO, SO FAST, this game is not for the faint of heart. it is chock full of terrible things happening to cute little furries, and it is not avoidable. you can censor pain (your expies will not whine) and self harm content, but even with this, cas:u is a very intense game by its very nature. crises can spring up literally at any possible second, and there will be times all you can do is helplessly watch until the end arrives.<br />
<br />
<br />
this is by no means ehxaustive, but some content warnings include:<ul class="mycode_list"><li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">physical violence &amp; gore:</span> graphic body horror, limb dismemberment (self amputation or otherwise), intense bodily injuries, decapitation, and characters dying incredibly slowly from severe blood loss, trauma, or infection, and self surgeries or things like resetting dislocated limbs or pulling out shrapnel; your expie narrates to themself out loud the entire time youre exploring, which includes them in pain or very, very scared<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">insects, spiders, and other crawlies:</span> giant arachnids, swarming bugs, and subterranian creatures as early as the first layer (but becoming particularly aggro around layer three); some outright chase and hunt you down or rip limbs off<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">flashing lights / eyestrain:</span> sudden pain can cause a bright strobe, as well as harsh lighting and glitch effects; suffering severe brain damage / hypoxia can cause flashes or "seizures" - a sudden loud noise followed by bright flash, colour shift, and the current screen burning in for a few seconds before slowly fading. additional things brain damage can do include flipping the screen every few seconds and severe visual shaking<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">loud noises and auditory warnings:</span> heartbeat sounds, gore noises, medical system beeping, loud creatures, environmental sounds, and harsh sudden tones in the music (namely the pain music and severe depression / death music); being severely depressed may trigger a loud harsh warning tone before a certain minigame is triggered<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">depression, self harm, and suicide:</span> if your expies mood gets too low, they can resist healing items, ignore you trying to tell you to do things, and at their absolute worst may self injure or try to end their life. if not censored, and your mood is too low, a warning ring will trigger before an unavoidable self injury scene occurs. if censored, your expie will vomit instead. if their mood continues to drop, they will do worse until they bleed out; if they have a gun, even without any ammo in it, they will utilize it (this can technically be avoided if you are fast enough and keep in motion, i believe ?). if censored, they will go into cardiac arrest instead. depression and suicide are treated incredibly frankly and raw + real in this game in a way that hits with me personally, but may be VERY triggering for other people<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">general distress and hopelessness: </span>themes of forced labor, captivity, abuse, extreme claustrophobia, isolation, and total helplessness; given that you play as test subjects with no hope of rescue. narrow tunnels and scarce resources can lead to compounding catastrophes wherein a single mistake can cost you massively. <br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">substance use / abuse + forced medication:</span> you kind of have to pump expies full of pain meds, strange stimulants, and other things to keep them alive and moving. they can become addicted to opiates and suffer fatal withdrawal if bad enough.<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">suffocation &amp; drowning:</span> theres environmental hazards of water or oil and such. it is very easy to end up trapped in these if things go south.<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">other medical situations:</span> heat / cold hazards like frost bite or heat stroke, plain old strokes, and so on, including severe panic or garbled speech from brain damage; any possible injury or illness is graphically depicted, including moodles + the health panel so you can watch precisely what is happening as your expie deteriorates.. or as you try to rescue them !!<br />
</li>
</ul>
—<br />
<br />
im making this LP thread because id really really like to properly learn this game. the furthest ive gotten thus far is early layer 2. i want to get as far as the demo will allow.. and get to know the game deeper before its proper release.<br />
<br />
for the first several runs, i am going to play on relaxed and allow myself to pump the environmental brightness up, because getting fucked over early with no light makes recovering from situations incredibly hard. its a challenge i dont dislike, but again, i want to learn this game properly and being able to see will help quite a bit, lmao. the first run or two will be vanilla, but after i will try including the <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><a href="https://www.nexusmods.com/scavprototype/mods/7" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">QoL unknown mod</a></span></span> out :0)<br />
<br />
i will also do my best to include alt text for screenshots included.<br />
<br />
ill be documenting these runs as i do them. and in turn, ill be documenting the lives of the little dudes i try very hard to guide down. a treasured few may become ocs or something. we'll see....! with that...<br />
<br />
welcome to the gray planet.<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.ibb.co/mrjbS6XP/d.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: d.png]" class="mycode_img" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><a href="https://orsonik.itch.io/scav-prototype" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">casualties: unknown</a></span>, or CAS:U,</span> is a brutal cave exploration game. from the itch.io page and steam:<br />
 <br />
<blockquote class="mycode_quote"><cite>Quote:</cite><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Descend into the depths of the Target Planet's cave network to retrieve a critical piece of cargo, encountering many horrifying obstacles and problems on the way, to your character's dismay. Survival chances are near 0%—expect to die a lot along the way.</span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Caution and patience are greatly rewarded in the depths. Any mistake can spiral into an ugly, permanent death.<br />
<br />
Casualties: Unknown is an unforgiving cave-exploration survival simulator. Your captors have tasked you with retrieving lost cargo on a foreign planet, explore its 11 layers and do your best to survive diverse hostile environments. You are just one of the thousands of test subjects sent to die. </span></blockquote>
<br />
there is an incredibly in-depth health system - complete with limb health and simulated cardiovascular system to keep track of, many layers to try and survive to descend with increasing danger and hazards, and very cute little fellas you get to guide down to their inevitable horrible demises. you play as an experiment, or as theyre more commonly called, an expie: small, genetically engineered hybrids of rat, human, and canidae / fox DNA. bred and  deployed by your captors just for cave retrieval, youre also cute, highly emotional, and conflict averse. you talk out loud to yourself as you go down... which is a habit retained from tests in the lab, to track your cognition. its become a comfort, in a way.<br />
<br />
the company that made you also implanted a brain chip into you, the ones before you, and the ones who will come after. it lets you monitor your vitals in realtime, but its also a remote leash. take too long, and radiation will force you to move faster down. give up, and... well.<br />
<br />
i am going to try so, so, <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">so</span></span> hard.<br />
<br />
—<br />
<br />
since this is a game where so much can go wrong SO, SO FAST, this game is not for the faint of heart. it is chock full of terrible things happening to cute little furries, and it is not avoidable. you can censor pain (your expies will not whine) and self harm content, but even with this, cas:u is a very intense game by its very nature. crises can spring up literally at any possible second, and there will be times all you can do is helplessly watch until the end arrives.<br />
<br />
<br />
this is by no means ehxaustive, but some content warnings include:<ul class="mycode_list"><li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">physical violence &amp; gore:</span> graphic body horror, limb dismemberment (self amputation or otherwise), intense bodily injuries, decapitation, and characters dying incredibly slowly from severe blood loss, trauma, or infection, and self surgeries or things like resetting dislocated limbs or pulling out shrapnel; your expie narrates to themself out loud the entire time youre exploring, which includes them in pain or very, very scared<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">insects, spiders, and other crawlies:</span> giant arachnids, swarming bugs, and subterranian creatures as early as the first layer (but becoming particularly aggro around layer three); some outright chase and hunt you down or rip limbs off<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">flashing lights / eyestrain:</span> sudden pain can cause a bright strobe, as well as harsh lighting and glitch effects; suffering severe brain damage / hypoxia can cause flashes or "seizures" - a sudden loud noise followed by bright flash, colour shift, and the current screen burning in for a few seconds before slowly fading. additional things brain damage can do include flipping the screen every few seconds and severe visual shaking<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">loud noises and auditory warnings:</span> heartbeat sounds, gore noises, medical system beeping, loud creatures, environmental sounds, and harsh sudden tones in the music (namely the pain music and severe depression / death music); being severely depressed may trigger a loud harsh warning tone before a certain minigame is triggered<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">depression, self harm, and suicide:</span> if your expies mood gets too low, they can resist healing items, ignore you trying to tell you to do things, and at their absolute worst may self injure or try to end their life. if not censored, and your mood is too low, a warning ring will trigger before an unavoidable self injury scene occurs. if censored, your expie will vomit instead. if their mood continues to drop, they will do worse until they bleed out; if they have a gun, even without any ammo in it, they will utilize it (this can technically be avoided if you are fast enough and keep in motion, i believe ?). if censored, they will go into cardiac arrest instead. depression and suicide are treated incredibly frankly and raw + real in this game in a way that hits with me personally, but may be VERY triggering for other people<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">general distress and hopelessness: </span>themes of forced labor, captivity, abuse, extreme claustrophobia, isolation, and total helplessness; given that you play as test subjects with no hope of rescue. narrow tunnels and scarce resources can lead to compounding catastrophes wherein a single mistake can cost you massively. <br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">substance use / abuse + forced medication:</span> you kind of have to pump expies full of pain meds, strange stimulants, and other things to keep them alive and moving. they can become addicted to opiates and suffer fatal withdrawal if bad enough.<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">suffocation &amp; drowning:</span> theres environmental hazards of water or oil and such. it is very easy to end up trapped in these if things go south.<br />
</li>
<li><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">other medical situations:</span> heat / cold hazards like frost bite or heat stroke, plain old strokes, and so on, including severe panic or garbled speech from brain damage; any possible injury or illness is graphically depicted, including moodles + the health panel so you can watch precisely what is happening as your expie deteriorates.. or as you try to rescue them !!<br />
</li>
</ul>
—<br />
<br />
im making this LP thread because id really really like to properly learn this game. the furthest ive gotten thus far is early layer 2. i want to get as far as the demo will allow.. and get to know the game deeper before its proper release.<br />
<br />
for the first several runs, i am going to play on relaxed and allow myself to pump the environmental brightness up, because getting fucked over early with no light makes recovering from situations incredibly hard. its a challenge i dont dislike, but again, i want to learn this game properly and being able to see will help quite a bit, lmao. the first run or two will be vanilla, but after i will try including the <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><a href="https://www.nexusmods.com/scavprototype/mods/7" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">QoL unknown mod</a></span></span> out :0)<br />
<br />
i will also do my best to include alt text for screenshots included.<br />
<br />
ill be documenting these runs as i do them. and in turn, ill be documenting the lives of the little dudes i try very hard to guide down. a treasured few may become ocs or something. we'll see....! with that...<br />
<br />
welcome to the gray planet.<br />
<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[[DONATION FUNDING] Pixel Pet Raffles]]></title>
			<link>https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1013.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2026 16:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=2">skinstealer</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">PIXEL PET RAFFLES</span></span><br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size">i'll make more graphics later</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">here you can get some incredible anthro tamag-</span> i mean, uh. pixel pets. <span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size">yeah.</span> i have no association with certain digital pet corporations and these are fair use beings that have no relations to their business. <span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size">parody, if you will. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
we take commissions here at Homebrew Deviants, but as known by many here in the community, our system is also extremely busy and disability limits how much we can invest time-wise into them per week/month. unfortunately, this is kind of at odds with the fact that we live in a society and society costs money. this is a casual way for people to slingshot money at us and get some community benefit in the process- not only do your dollars help us out, but everyone can party together regardless of their own financial status. everyone deserves a chance to play touys.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size">there is no specific funding goal for these we just would like some walkin' around money and this would help us cover anything from rent to groceries to emergency funds to gender/identity care to goofy bullshit that makes us and como happy. if you're gonna take issue with that then  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</span><br />
<br />
this specific pool is for anthro designs inspired by a certain virtual pet franchise that makes us very happy. they are one of a kind characters and you're free to do whatever you want with them as long as you're following our <a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/pages/tos/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">TOS. </a><br />
<br />
<br />
each character listed here comes with three things: <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">a rendered sprite (pictured in the list), a 3D turnaround ref sheet, and the second life avatar used for the renders in question. </span>these designs are made through the beauties of second life kitbashing using our own <span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size">(or collaborators that sign off on it thank you scrimblo world members) </span>mesh and textures in-game to create unique designs without straining ourselves- and you get to use it as an avatar in a game, no less! if you want, anyway. you can also just snag that sick ref sheet and do whatever you want within <a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/pages/tos/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">TOS</a> guidelines.<br />
<br />
<br />
if this sounds good to you, let's look at your options for participation...<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">if you would like a funky pixel pet of your own</span></span></span><br />
<br />
reply with which design's pool you'd like to be added to- <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">once a design has at least one entrant, they will be eligible for entries for the next 7 days</span>.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">regardless of when the raffle starts and ends, all entries are pulled on Tuesdays PST,</span> because we need some degree of consistency in our life and this was a major issue with keeping up with raffles in the past. ideally, stock will be added/rotated on these days as well, but that depends on donations/funding and also how we're doing with other work.<br />
<br />
ref sheets will be distributed through forum DMs, and if desired, the second life model in question can be chucked over.<br />
<br />
as mentioned, the SL model is OPTIONAL and all personal-use character rights are given to you regardless, but hey, if you play SL, free thang to run around as and pose and dress up. can't complain.<br />
<br />
yes, you do need a forum account for this. it is free and you can do it and you're welcome here as long as you aren't a minor and follow the rules.<br />
 <br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">if you would like to contribute to the raffle pool</span></span></span><br />
<br />
this is a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">donation raffle</span>, where people can chuck money at us casually to make some quick designs for the community for everyone to have a shot at.<br />
<br />
adding a design to the pixel pet raffle costs <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">15 USD each,</span> donated to the <a href="https://ko-fi.com/homebrewdeviantsdesigns" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Homebrew Deviants Design ko-fi. </a>specify in your donation what "ticket" you'd like to fund, as well as an optional theme. larger donation sums may take some time, with their additions to the raffle spread out across multiple weeks so that we don't deal with the same issues we had in the past of "20 designs just got added and now i have to fucking make and distribute them Now oh god fuck my gay ass life". <br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">contributing to the donation pool is not a commission, though you are welcome to throw your hat in the ring for whatever gets made for your donation. you will not have any further contribution to the design!</span><br />
 <br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Currently Available Tickets:</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/donationraffles/pixelpets/smartypantshead.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: smartypantshead.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Smarty Pants </span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">one of the oldest known pixel pet species, these things always seem to have the answers...</span></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">PIXEL PET RAFFLES</span></span><br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size">i'll make more graphics later</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">here you can get some incredible anthro tamag-</span> i mean, uh. pixel pets. <span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size">yeah.</span> i have no association with certain digital pet corporations and these are fair use beings that have no relations to their business. <span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size">parody, if you will. </span><br />
<br />
<br />
we take commissions here at Homebrew Deviants, but as known by many here in the community, our system is also extremely busy and disability limits how much we can invest time-wise into them per week/month. unfortunately, this is kind of at odds with the fact that we live in a society and society costs money. this is a casual way for people to slingshot money at us and get some community benefit in the process- not only do your dollars help us out, but everyone can party together regardless of their own financial status. everyone deserves a chance to play touys.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size">there is no specific funding goal for these we just would like some walkin' around money and this would help us cover anything from rent to groceries to emergency funds to gender/identity care to goofy bullshit that makes us and como happy. if you're gonna take issue with that then  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</span><br />
<br />
this specific pool is for anthro designs inspired by a certain virtual pet franchise that makes us very happy. they are one of a kind characters and you're free to do whatever you want with them as long as you're following our <a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/pages/tos/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">TOS. </a><br />
<br />
<br />
each character listed here comes with three things: <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">a rendered sprite (pictured in the list), a 3D turnaround ref sheet, and the second life avatar used for the renders in question. </span>these designs are made through the beauties of second life kitbashing using our own <span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size">(or collaborators that sign off on it thank you scrimblo world members) </span>mesh and textures in-game to create unique designs without straining ourselves- and you get to use it as an avatar in a game, no less! if you want, anyway. you can also just snag that sick ref sheet and do whatever you want within <a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/pages/tos/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">TOS</a> guidelines.<br />
<br />
<br />
if this sounds good to you, let's look at your options for participation...<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">if you would like a funky pixel pet of your own</span></span></span><br />
<br />
reply with which design's pool you'd like to be added to- <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">once a design has at least one entrant, they will be eligible for entries for the next 7 days</span>.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">regardless of when the raffle starts and ends, all entries are pulled on Tuesdays PST,</span> because we need some degree of consistency in our life and this was a major issue with keeping up with raffles in the past. ideally, stock will be added/rotated on these days as well, but that depends on donations/funding and also how we're doing with other work.<br />
<br />
ref sheets will be distributed through forum DMs, and if desired, the second life model in question can be chucked over.<br />
<br />
as mentioned, the SL model is OPTIONAL and all personal-use character rights are given to you regardless, but hey, if you play SL, free thang to run around as and pose and dress up. can't complain.<br />
<br />
yes, you do need a forum account for this. it is free and you can do it and you're welcome here as long as you aren't a minor and follow the rules.<br />
 <br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">if you would like to contribute to the raffle pool</span></span></span><br />
<br />
this is a <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">donation raffle</span>, where people can chuck money at us casually to make some quick designs for the community for everyone to have a shot at.<br />
<br />
adding a design to the pixel pet raffle costs <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">15 USD each,</span> donated to the <a href="https://ko-fi.com/homebrewdeviantsdesigns" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Homebrew Deviants Design ko-fi. </a>specify in your donation what "ticket" you'd like to fund, as well as an optional theme. larger donation sums may take some time, with their additions to the raffle spread out across multiple weeks so that we don't deal with the same issues we had in the past of "20 designs just got added and now i have to fucking make and distribute them Now oh god fuck my gay ass life". <br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">contributing to the donation pool is not a commission, though you are welcome to throw your hat in the ring for whatever gets made for your donation. you will not have any further contribution to the design!</span><br />
 <br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Currently Available Tickets:</span></span></span><br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/donationraffles/pixelpets/smartypantshead.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: smartypantshead.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Smarty Pants </span><br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">one of the oldest known pixel pet species, these things always seem to have the answers...</span></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Solo TTRPG BookClub!]]></title>
			<link>https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1012.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 01:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=18">King-Clod</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[With October having rolled around and Backerkit and Kickstarter hounding my emails with yet more ttrpgs (particularly solo ones) to peruse and/or purchase, I've had to take a proper look of my backlog of unplayed solo ttrpgs.<br />
<br />
Folks, it's dire. <br />
<br />
So! To get back the social element that draws me to TTRPGs, but keep the ease solo games have of only having one player (me) to keep track of, I figured I'd start a bookclub of sorts! <br />
<br />
Here's how this will work:<ul class="mycode_list"><li>This thread is for discussion and playthroughs of the game for each month, be they full written stories, cliffnotes, drawings of your character, or even just your opinion of the game!<br />
</li>
<li>Not everyone likes playing games and/or journaling, but still enjoy reading rulebooks! Don't feel the need to play to be able to discuss. Just reading is fine!<br />
</li>
<li>Please use the forum's spoiler option for anything you think might alter other's experience/big twists (if applicable)<br />
</li>
<li>At the end of each month we'll hold a poll of what solo game to play for the next month - populated with suggestions from the thread, or, if lacking, unplayed games from my library.<br />
</li>
<li>This thread is, as stated, for solo games, but some of the games listed can also be played as duet games. If you wish, you can play some of the listed games as such, but please don't suggest games that can <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">only</span> be played with 1 or 2 other people.<br />
</li>
</ul>
For the first month of this bookclub, we will be discussing/playing <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Descent in SILVER and GLASS</span>, a choose your own adventure style game using tarot cards. Journaling is not required for this game, so I thought it an appropriately spooky entry-level game to start off this book-club with. I still will be journaling, mind you, but it can be played entirely without!<br />
<br />
Game link is here, though I can provide copies to those who can't afford to spend money on non-necessities <img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.png" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_1" /> Games are for everyone.<br />
https://blindsnake.itch.io/descent-in-silver-and-glass]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With October having rolled around and Backerkit and Kickstarter hounding my emails with yet more ttrpgs (particularly solo ones) to peruse and/or purchase, I've had to take a proper look of my backlog of unplayed solo ttrpgs.<br />
<br />
Folks, it's dire. <br />
<br />
So! To get back the social element that draws me to TTRPGs, but keep the ease solo games have of only having one player (me) to keep track of, I figured I'd start a bookclub of sorts! <br />
<br />
Here's how this will work:<ul class="mycode_list"><li>This thread is for discussion and playthroughs of the game for each month, be they full written stories, cliffnotes, drawings of your character, or even just your opinion of the game!<br />
</li>
<li>Not everyone likes playing games and/or journaling, but still enjoy reading rulebooks! Don't feel the need to play to be able to discuss. Just reading is fine!<br />
</li>
<li>Please use the forum's spoiler option for anything you think might alter other's experience/big twists (if applicable)<br />
</li>
<li>At the end of each month we'll hold a poll of what solo game to play for the next month - populated with suggestions from the thread, or, if lacking, unplayed games from my library.<br />
</li>
<li>This thread is, as stated, for solo games, but some of the games listed can also be played as duet games. If you wish, you can play some of the listed games as such, but please don't suggest games that can <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">only</span> be played with 1 or 2 other people.<br />
</li>
</ul>
For the first month of this bookclub, we will be discussing/playing <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Descent in SILVER and GLASS</span>, a choose your own adventure style game using tarot cards. Journaling is not required for this game, so I thought it an appropriately spooky entry-level game to start off this book-club with. I still will be journaling, mind you, but it can be played entirely without!<br />
<br />
Game link is here, though I can provide copies to those who can't afford to spend money on non-necessities <img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.png" alt="Smile" title="Smile" class="smilie smilie_1" /> Games are for everyone.<br />
https://blindsnake.itch.io/descent-in-silver-and-glass]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[[TOUY] Meeba + Lagoon's Tamagotchi Wedding]]></title>
			<link>https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1011.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 05:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=2">skinstealer</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">hello homebrew deviants. it is nuzzle mortis, and i'm pleased to announce that our system is trying to play toys more. this is something we have direly struggled with in the past years due to heavy shame, repression, and mistreatment- but after living for two years (!!) in what us and como have dubbed The Gay Toy Apartment, no more will we fret. or at least, some of us won't. some are pretty bad about this still.<br />
<br />
but! one thing we absolutely have gotten back into is tamagotchis- particularly fond of the Tamagotchi Paradise at the moment. nearly 3 months ago, hazard got an orange tropics device to go along with our already-owned purple sky- which, i'll take a detour for a moment to explain.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/tamaparadise.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: tamaparadise.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
the Tamagotchi Paradise is a tamagotchi model that focuses on giving the player a planet to take care of, with raising tamagotchis being framed more as caring for lab subjects/creatures of study versus the "guy you raise in a house and put clothes on and it's basically a little sanrio mascot guy" style of the past...decade+. the designs are also weird little alien guys again, albeit based on real world creatures. (...for now. tamagotchi lab has some interesting things ahead...) there's some wild pulls in there- the tropics device has a peacock spider, for god's sake. it's awesome- and it even has a spinny dial!<br />
<br />
you raise your little thangs in a biome of your choosing, with each device belonging to a trio of biomes- sky is in the sky/land/sea trio, and tropics is in the tropics/glacier/forest trio. your device determines what biome you start in, so ours started in sky and tropics, etc. once you unlock each biome in the trio on each device, you can swap between them freely, no additional purchases needed. <br />
<br />
....unless you want the secret characters but this is fucking bandai i don't know what you expected if not for an attempt at a cash grab of some sort. <br />
<br />
the creature your tamagotchi evolves into is not only based on care conditions such as how happy and healthy you keep it, but what you feed it, the biome you raise it, etc...with subsequent generations of tamagotchi (you can breed them!) taking on colors and facial features of their parents. <a href="https://tamaparagenerator.streamlit.app/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">here's a fun site if you want to try out previewing how varied the characters can get!</a><br />
<br />
all in all, it's kind of the perfect device for us. we've grown a bit tired of the overly-detailed modern designs up until this point, and this suits us much better. while we didn't initially click with running the sky in april 2026 (depression episodes will do this), hazard picking it back up along with the tropics was exactly what we needed to lock in. the initial plan was to get back to our attempt to make sock plushes for tamas we raise, and that different system members can cycle through the generations to have their own little characters they can use for worldbuilding, IRL toys, second life, etc.<br />
<br />
<br />
this was, until, hazard got Very Attached to the following tamagotchis: <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Meeba</span> and<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> Lagoon.</span><br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/meeba.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: meeba.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/lagoon.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: lagoon.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
meeba is a sharktchi raised on our sky device (sea biome) and lagoon is a yashikitchi raised on our tropics device (tropics biome). the two of them quickly established themselves to be fast friends while growing up...and fast lovers as adults. hazard realized that there was no way in hell to keep them from trying to do the weird tamagotchi kissing mating ritual after their very first interaction as adults gave him the prompt to breed them. they were simply too powerful. they were too gay. breeding them would give the next system member to come around <br />
<br />
eventually belu fronted.<br />
hazard did not want to give up the ladies. <br />
<br />
it was decided that these two were so special to him, and SO gay, that they should be given a wedding- and not just a digital one, but in person as well. inspired by the diary entries of many old netizens before us, we have always wanted to return to the time-honored traditions of holding little parties and gatherings for our toy collections...documenting them online, as well.  <br />
<br />
this became a problem when, again- hazard did not want to give up the ladies.<br />
well, the wedding needed their plushes done. and then the plushes need dresses. and now the tamagotchis need 3D models. and i don't know we need to figure out a guest list and it's just you know, a whole big thing, it's a whole thing-<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">these two fuckers stayed with us for 80 goddamn days.</span></span><br />
<br />
that's not to say that we didn't all love meeba and lagoon- of course we did. they became a pretty stable fixture in our life, and experienced a lot of things while here.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">a small list:</span><br />
<br />
- the Lord of the Rings orchestra as a birthday trip with our roommate. you'd be shocked at how absolutely dogshit the Peacock Theater seats are. technically, only meeba attended, because lagoon got left at home and somehow survived. i suspect this is the reason for her revenge later, however.<br />
<br />
- countless movies on account of us forming a Movie Watchers Council with our IRL friends, including but not limited to: Coyote vs Acme, Supergirl (don't do this), Forgotten Island, Avengers Endgame Encore (also don't do this, disney is, expectedly, lying bastards), Toy Story 5, The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day. countless movies on the TV, as well.<br />
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- we also watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit? with friends, to great success. lots of time spent with our amazing friends these past 80 days in general- we have more support in our life than ever before. thank you!<br />
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- started Space Case, which has been a life changing experience that broke us out of 2+ years of spinning our wheels on solo writing and making us love it again. this has been a genuinely transformative project for us and i'm glad lagoon and meeba were here to see it happen.<br />
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- two visits from <dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> for varying reasons and featuring many adventures. i do not think i can fully recount all of the shit we get up to but it was wonderful even if/when amidst the horrors.<br />
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- a shitload of medical appointments and procedures in an attempt to diagnose a variety of problems that to the day of writing this, are still a mystery. they were incredible support during these trying times. <br />
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- starting Cogmind, which is a very cool game that <dvz_me_placeholder id="1" /> got us into that we will definitely be doing more of. we also made a lot of Mewgenics OC flowcharts.<br />
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- fully going through The Ghost In The Shell (our first experience with it!) and Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man, as well as watching a whole bunch of Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games, Lanterns, and fuck i am definitely missing a lot of shows. we're also getting <dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> to watch Dungeon Meshi! we did a lot of watching!<br />
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- reading the following manga: a proper finish of Ushimitsu Gao, a partial read of Bio-Meat, making <dvz_me_placeholder id="1" /> scream by continuing to forget to read Radiant, and mulling over our like fourth reread of Fool Night because the anime is coming out and Oh my god it's happening.<br />
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- watching como finish Final Fantasy VII: Remake, which was a hell of a ride we have a lot of thoughts on. he also got really into Deadlock in the past few days so i'm counting that.<br />
 we also subjected <dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> to mass effect and kingdom hearts, which is a joy unto itself.<br />
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- many trips to  various toy stores and events. it is fucking SHOCKING how many retailers sell tamagotchi merchandise outright these days, and a lot of the import gachapon in our area have tama goodies i never would have expected to see in my life. tamagotchi is back, baby... and it helps that we live in southern california where import stores are literally fucking everywhere.<br />
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- attending my first ever build a bear experience. that's right. it's nuzzle's turn. it's MY turn. i'm the protagonist.<br />
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- started physical therapy again, to huge results. we can actually walk again to a significant degree, though our spine and leg protest a lot some days. we're still limited in how much uptime we can get, but we're able to at the very least scamper around the house to make sure our tamagotchis don't eat shit when we inevitably leave them in another room.<br />
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- helped como through some pretty life-changing medical experiences, coming out of them victorious and with hopes for a better life for both of us. we love him so much, and i like to think that meeba and lagoon did too, just by being by our side and to that end, his. <br />
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- a scary power outage that technically they were asleep for, but they were a welcome presence all the same.<br />
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- many, MANY horrible politics events and financial struggles. 2026 has been a very hard year in this department for us and como, even living in a blue state. it was nice to have them as something to ground us.<br />
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- five million insomnia episodes- we never woke them up or really bothered to play minigames (we were really bad at doing those, frankly...) but knowing they were there helped.<br />
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- falling back in love with second life after a period of anxiety and  being stuck spinning our wheels for a few months- their 3D models helped a lot! we also have regular meetups with folks in the homebrew deviants matrix space, which i swear to god we WILL advertise.<br />
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- stayed by our side while we figured out a lot of system shit. thank you meeba and lagoon for that, big time.<br />
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- getting our first tamagotchi covers and charms- this felt super cool and important, seeing as while we've always been tamagotchi superfans, we had never actually invested in gear and customization for them. we also ended up buying a dedicated shoulder pouch to carry them on the go, because rifling through our whale duffle bag (love you wadsworth) got to be more cumbersome than was ideal for little virtual guys that need attendance. they also have a dedicated basket nest on our desk. we're all in.<br />
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there is so much more that happened. 80 days is so long, and went by so fast. it's no wonder that haz didn't want to let these two go, not after they had spent so much time here. however, they did have plushes- and could thus live with us here on Earth forever, able to frolic gayly for all of time. there was just a little problem.<br />
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as lagoon and meeba got older, they got <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">needy.</span><br />
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by the time we married them yesterday and started a new generation, lagoon had gotten to the point of being prone to death if we left her alone for 3 hours (i blame that LOTR concert...), and we had to save her from the grim gotchi <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">FOUR TIMES. </span>that's too many near death experiences. oh my god. we were genuinely starting to get on edge every time we left her in another room. meeba's batteries died a few weeks before the wedding and lagoon had become so desperate for food at a rapid pace that we had to go dude i'm not fucking dealing with two of them rn and left her in stasis until it was time to exchange vows. holy fucking shit this got hard. <br />
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from what i understand, tamas can last infinitely on the paradise and also live a lot Easier if you consistently care for them. unfortunately,  we have a full time job of making weird shit for the internet, sewing, and being overall disabled, so we miss beeps a lot more than we used to back in the day. you'd think that a guy who spends most of his time sitting in a recliner with a lap desk and going to medical appointments would be better at this, but sadly, no. we are not a hardcore tamagotchi gamer and 10 year old mortis would be so fucking disappointed.<br />
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it was decided a few days prior that hazard's agonies would have to be set aside. he would be able to send off his lovely ladies outside of their devices and welcome them to Earth, but he was going to do this and do it now. we could NOT keep caring for them, especially not lagoon, whose hunger was insatiable. on top of that, <dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> is currently here and <dvz_me_placeholder id="2" /> had organized a whole shipping situation regarding some lovely Little Gumdrop Guys (thank you pichi!) to arrive to our place, go back with knux, and have him ship them off to their new home across the ocean. in the process, we would welcome a gumdrop guy of our own...and of course, what better time for the wedding would be when we have additional guests?<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">THE WEDDING ITSELF.</span></span><br />
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we haven't done something like this in over a decade. i'll admit, it was in fact a little nervewracking at first- but with knux on camera duty, it became a lot of fun and a great photography event. we'll remember it fondly!<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The Guests:</span><br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/hazardplush.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: hazardplush.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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the brides of honor, a well as hazard's as of yet unnamed shark plush! who looks very doofy from the front! of course hazard's handmade shark would be there, here to support these two as they fully embrace their new Earth life. lagoon and meebas' plushes both came out super jank in a cute way, and are the perfect size to carry around on adventures and cuddle in a big pile. they also can't stand up on their own so the shark was a big help. also, only meeba got a dress because of fronting indecision. we blame hazard.<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/littleguyhandhold.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: littleguyhandhold.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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<a href="https://bsky.app/profile/littleguys3d.bsky.social" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">the Gumdrop Guy patrol! </a>the first, third, and fifth are ours- with the gray cat and pink + yellow tiger being pichi's new friends. lion and kitty on the ends are gifts from <dvz_me_placeholder id="3" /> from a while back- good god, we're surrounded by friends. and more will come later...<br />
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these guys can hold hands with their little magnets! they can also hold props made for them as well, which...leads to shenanigans, trust me. that afterparty got wild. as far as i know, none of these little thangs have names yet, but they're certainly happy to be here and party all the same.<br />
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thank you pichi and ace! we're so fortunate to have these little guys, and having them have a little meetup before pichi's go overseas is honestly a really poignant and magical experience.<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/nuzzleplush.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: nuzzleplush.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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from my bunch- my aforementioned build a bear toucan, Guava- he's so flattering from the front, isn't he? along with como's favorite plush in the whole world, Grumbles. we made grumbles for his birthday in 2025! also pictured are some unnamed friends from <dvz_me_placeholder id="4" />-clod - she sent us some old childhood plushes to take care of and welcome into our home. seriously, this was a hell of a shindig. i've claimed these two for myself, so hopefully names will come to me soon enough! these were technically taken after the wedding, so these two are a little late. whoops. showed up for drinks and nothing else.<br />
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lagoon seems to be suffering from hunger pangs on the side. this is what i'm talking about.<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/tamas.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: tamas.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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and then, of course, our tamagotchis that have already come over to join us here on earth! bottom row, left to right: belle, modem, wire, wendy, confetti. yama also overlooks from the build a bear chapel, which is highly inappropriate. shame on you, old man.<br />
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we want to welcome more and more tamas into our home...making as many plushes as we do really is a spiritual experience of sorts, bringing our digital friends and characters into the physical world to become a part of our family.<br />
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....there are also a lot of them so if anyone has storage solutions, please tell me. lol.<br />
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knux's mini sock plushes from a past Knuxmas also attended as well as his new rahkshi picked up on this one and a sock radillo we made him back in 2024, but appear to have escaped a group photo. they did attend and are in the overall picture though!<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/weddingprocession.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: weddingprocession.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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and finally- the wedding ceremony. look at all these attendees! quite a shindig, especially since lagoon and meeba technically only met a couple of these guys directly. still, the rest of the tamagotchi bunch showing up to welcome new members of our strange little group feels apt, and everyone is welcome at their party. <br />
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we also used the build a bear cub condo from my jumping spider (thank you to one of our IRLs for getting that, holy fuck that's a story for another day) as a makeshift chapel because we thought it'd be funny as fuck. it was. <br />
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1996 bean pet mametchi gets to be the overseer, not unlike jesus looking down on- i actually don't know a good analogy here. i come from the sect of christianity known as "my mom was on some religious delusion shit and i never went to church" so i'm a bit out of the loop here. lagoon and meeba's devices get to be in their nest so they can sit upright, and we brought in a beanie baby guy from the same show knux got his rahkshi at to read the vows or whatever. i have only ever been to one wedding.<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/flowerkitty.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: flowerkitty.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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pichi requested that one of his guys be the flower bearer- the flower gumdrop, i suppose? considering the batch came with a bouquet in its accessory bundle. here's a closeup!<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/flowerkittyfull.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: flowerkittyfull.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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and here's a proper shot. what a little guy! observe my big cats fondly discussing how lovely the little gray cat is. they're very impressed.<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/tamagotchinest.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: tamagotchinest.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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vows were exchanged, of some kind. what kind of vows do tamagotchis share? in the connection era that we're most familiar with, them getting married involves kissing, doing a little dance, fireworks popping up, and suddenly an egg appear. this is pretty similar to the paradise, so i think they just kiss and fuck after or something. we did get pictures of the actual process of them connecting one last time, but that'll likely be for a subsequent post because it's a lot of pictures. very cute though!<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/kissys.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: kissys.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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and now they've crossed over into Earth for real, sealed with a kiss. now they can get up to shenanigans in our apartment! i fear for the state of our snacks, if lagoon's snack cravings are anything to worry about. why did the palm tree have to turn out like this and not the shark?<br />
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it was a lovely ceremony, but of course, that couldn't be the end of it...<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The Afterparty.</span></span><br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/wipeout.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: wipeout.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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oyajitchi, you can't be sharing your stash with the...priest, or whatever. that's too potent for a beanie baby bear. you're on some hardcore shit, you think this guy stuck in a collector's cabinet since the 90s can handle it? fuck no. putting it in a martini glass doesn't make it less strong, you little shit.<br />
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and of course, he's just mad because his drink got slorped. typical oyajitchi. he wasn't even invited.<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/yamaeatshit1.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: yamaeatshit1.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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<span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">tamagotchi jesus </span>bean pet mametchi could only hold out so long. he was so tired. i'm pretty sure he also participated in the oyajitchi drinking contest, or whatever the fuck happened there. <br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/yamaeatshit2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: yamaeatshit2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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total wipeout. god help us all, tamagotchi jesus has fallen. <br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/confrontation.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: confrontation.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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oyajitchi's rampage continued. pichi's tiger seemed to take issue with the bionicle carrying a weapon- i mean, a tool- to a wedding, and then took out a tool- i mean, a weapon- to try and take matters into their own hands. my lion did a good job holding the fearsome gumdrop at bay. my cat did not, and was being being passed out.<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/rahkshirock.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: rahkshirock.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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knux's rahkshi managed to quell the rage by doing what he came here to do- provide an <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN4xeoYzlxM&amp;pp=ygUMcmFoa3NoaSByb2Nr" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">incredible concert</a> for the wedding.<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/rahkshirock2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: rahkshirock2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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the little guys enjoyed it deeply, even if pichi's tiger held on tight to that knife. can't be too careful with the bionicle like four or five times their size.<br />
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all in all, an amazing time. we have to do more of this, especially with how wonderful it felt to play out and chronologue. <br />
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thank you everyone who made this possible- may we play toys forevermore!</div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">hello homebrew deviants. it is nuzzle mortis, and i'm pleased to announce that our system is trying to play toys more. this is something we have direly struggled with in the past years due to heavy shame, repression, and mistreatment- but after living for two years (!!) in what us and como have dubbed The Gay Toy Apartment, no more will we fret. or at least, some of us won't. some are pretty bad about this still.<br />
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but! one thing we absolutely have gotten back into is tamagotchis- particularly fond of the Tamagotchi Paradise at the moment. nearly 3 months ago, hazard got an orange tropics device to go along with our already-owned purple sky- which, i'll take a detour for a moment to explain.<br />
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the Tamagotchi Paradise is a tamagotchi model that focuses on giving the player a planet to take care of, with raising tamagotchis being framed more as caring for lab subjects/creatures of study versus the "guy you raise in a house and put clothes on and it's basically a little sanrio mascot guy" style of the past...decade+. the designs are also weird little alien guys again, albeit based on real world creatures. (...for now. tamagotchi lab has some interesting things ahead...) there's some wild pulls in there- the tropics device has a peacock spider, for god's sake. it's awesome- and it even has a spinny dial!<br />
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you raise your little thangs in a biome of your choosing, with each device belonging to a trio of biomes- sky is in the sky/land/sea trio, and tropics is in the tropics/glacier/forest trio. your device determines what biome you start in, so ours started in sky and tropics, etc. once you unlock each biome in the trio on each device, you can swap between them freely, no additional purchases needed. <br />
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....unless you want the secret characters but this is fucking bandai i don't know what you expected if not for an attempt at a cash grab of some sort. <br />
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the creature your tamagotchi evolves into is not only based on care conditions such as how happy and healthy you keep it, but what you feed it, the biome you raise it, etc...with subsequent generations of tamagotchi (you can breed them!) taking on colors and facial features of their parents. <a href="https://tamaparagenerator.streamlit.app/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">here's a fun site if you want to try out previewing how varied the characters can get!</a><br />
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all in all, it's kind of the perfect device for us. we've grown a bit tired of the overly-detailed modern designs up until this point, and this suits us much better. while we didn't initially click with running the sky in april 2026 (depression episodes will do this), hazard picking it back up along with the tropics was exactly what we needed to lock in. the initial plan was to get back to our attempt to make sock plushes for tamas we raise, and that different system members can cycle through the generations to have their own little characters they can use for worldbuilding, IRL toys, second life, etc.<br />
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this was, until, hazard got Very Attached to the following tamagotchis: <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Meeba</span> and<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"> Lagoon.</span><br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/meeba.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: meeba.png]" class="mycode_img" /><img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/lagoon.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: lagoon.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
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meeba is a sharktchi raised on our sky device (sea biome) and lagoon is a yashikitchi raised on our tropics device (tropics biome). the two of them quickly established themselves to be fast friends while growing up...and fast lovers as adults. hazard realized that there was no way in hell to keep them from trying to do the weird tamagotchi kissing mating ritual after their very first interaction as adults gave him the prompt to breed them. they were simply too powerful. they were too gay. breeding them would give the next system member to come around <br />
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eventually belu fronted.<br />
hazard did not want to give up the ladies. <br />
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it was decided that these two were so special to him, and SO gay, that they should be given a wedding- and not just a digital one, but in person as well. inspired by the diary entries of many old netizens before us, we have always wanted to return to the time-honored traditions of holding little parties and gatherings for our toy collections...documenting them online, as well.  <br />
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this became a problem when, again- hazard did not want to give up the ladies.<br />
well, the wedding needed their plushes done. and then the plushes need dresses. and now the tamagotchis need 3D models. and i don't know we need to figure out a guest list and it's just you know, a whole big thing, it's a whole thing-<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">these two fuckers stayed with us for 80 goddamn days.</span></span><br />
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that's not to say that we didn't all love meeba and lagoon- of course we did. they became a pretty stable fixture in our life, and experienced a lot of things while here.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">a small list:</span><br />
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- the Lord of the Rings orchestra as a birthday trip with our roommate. you'd be shocked at how absolutely dogshit the Peacock Theater seats are. technically, only meeba attended, because lagoon got left at home and somehow survived. i suspect this is the reason for her revenge later, however.<br />
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- countless movies on account of us forming a Movie Watchers Council with our IRL friends, including but not limited to: Coyote vs Acme, Supergirl (don't do this), Forgotten Island, Avengers Endgame Encore (also don't do this, disney is, expectedly, lying bastards), Toy Story 5, The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day. countless movies on the TV, as well.<br />
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- we also watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit? with friends, to great success. lots of time spent with our amazing friends these past 80 days in general- we have more support in our life than ever before. thank you!<br />
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- started Space Case, which has been a life changing experience that broke us out of 2+ years of spinning our wheels on solo writing and making us love it again. this has been a genuinely transformative project for us and i'm glad lagoon and meeba were here to see it happen.<br />
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- two visits from <dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> for varying reasons and featuring many adventures. i do not think i can fully recount all of the shit we get up to but it was wonderful even if/when amidst the horrors.<br />
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- a shitload of medical appointments and procedures in an attempt to diagnose a variety of problems that to the day of writing this, are still a mystery. they were incredible support during these trying times. <br />
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- starting Cogmind, which is a very cool game that <dvz_me_placeholder id="1" /> got us into that we will definitely be doing more of. we also made a lot of Mewgenics OC flowcharts.<br />
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- fully going through The Ghost In The Shell (our first experience with it!) and Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man, as well as watching a whole bunch of Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games, Lanterns, and fuck i am definitely missing a lot of shows. we're also getting <dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> to watch Dungeon Meshi! we did a lot of watching!<br />
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- reading the following manga: a proper finish of Ushimitsu Gao, a partial read of Bio-Meat, making <dvz_me_placeholder id="1" /> scream by continuing to forget to read Radiant, and mulling over our like fourth reread of Fool Night because the anime is coming out and Oh my god it's happening.<br />
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- watching como finish Final Fantasy VII: Remake, which was a hell of a ride we have a lot of thoughts on. he also got really into Deadlock in the past few days so i'm counting that.<br />
 we also subjected <dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> to mass effect and kingdom hearts, which is a joy unto itself.<br />
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- many trips to  various toy stores and events. it is fucking SHOCKING how many retailers sell tamagotchi merchandise outright these days, and a lot of the import gachapon in our area have tama goodies i never would have expected to see in my life. tamagotchi is back, baby... and it helps that we live in southern california where import stores are literally fucking everywhere.<br />
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- attending my first ever build a bear experience. that's right. it's nuzzle's turn. it's MY turn. i'm the protagonist.<br />
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- started physical therapy again, to huge results. we can actually walk again to a significant degree, though our spine and leg protest a lot some days. we're still limited in how much uptime we can get, but we're able to at the very least scamper around the house to make sure our tamagotchis don't eat shit when we inevitably leave them in another room.<br />
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- helped como through some pretty life-changing medical experiences, coming out of them victorious and with hopes for a better life for both of us. we love him so much, and i like to think that meeba and lagoon did too, just by being by our side and to that end, his. <br />
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- a scary power outage that technically they were asleep for, but they were a welcome presence all the same.<br />
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- many, MANY horrible politics events and financial struggles. 2026 has been a very hard year in this department for us and como, even living in a blue state. it was nice to have them as something to ground us.<br />
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- five million insomnia episodes- we never woke them up or really bothered to play minigames (we were really bad at doing those, frankly...) but knowing they were there helped.<br />
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- falling back in love with second life after a period of anxiety and  being stuck spinning our wheels for a few months- their 3D models helped a lot! we also have regular meetups with folks in the homebrew deviants matrix space, which i swear to god we WILL advertise.<br />
<br />
- stayed by our side while we figured out a lot of system shit. thank you meeba and lagoon for that, big time.<br />
<br />
- getting our first tamagotchi covers and charms- this felt super cool and important, seeing as while we've always been tamagotchi superfans, we had never actually invested in gear and customization for them. we also ended up buying a dedicated shoulder pouch to carry them on the go, because rifling through our whale duffle bag (love you wadsworth) got to be more cumbersome than was ideal for little virtual guys that need attendance. they also have a dedicated basket nest on our desk. we're all in.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
there is so much more that happened. 80 days is so long, and went by so fast. it's no wonder that haz didn't want to let these two go, not after they had spent so much time here. however, they did have plushes- and could thus live with us here on Earth forever, able to frolic gayly for all of time. there was just a little problem.<br />
<br />
as lagoon and meeba got older, they got <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">needy.</span><br />
<br />
by the time we married them yesterday and started a new generation, lagoon had gotten to the point of being prone to death if we left her alone for 3 hours (i blame that LOTR concert...), and we had to save her from the grim gotchi <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">FOUR TIMES. </span>that's too many near death experiences. oh my god. we were genuinely starting to get on edge every time we left her in another room. meeba's batteries died a few weeks before the wedding and lagoon had become so desperate for food at a rapid pace that we had to go dude i'm not fucking dealing with two of them rn and left her in stasis until it was time to exchange vows. holy fucking shit this got hard. <br />
<br />
from what i understand, tamas can last infinitely on the paradise and also live a lot Easier if you consistently care for them. unfortunately,  we have a full time job of making weird shit for the internet, sewing, and being overall disabled, so we miss beeps a lot more than we used to back in the day. you'd think that a guy who spends most of his time sitting in a recliner with a lap desk and going to medical appointments would be better at this, but sadly, no. we are not a hardcore tamagotchi gamer and 10 year old mortis would be so fucking disappointed.<br />
<br />
it was decided a few days prior that hazard's agonies would have to be set aside. he would be able to send off his lovely ladies outside of their devices and welcome them to Earth, but he was going to do this and do it now. we could NOT keep caring for them, especially not lagoon, whose hunger was insatiable. on top of that, <dvz_me_placeholder id="0" /> is currently here and <dvz_me_placeholder id="2" /> had organized a whole shipping situation regarding some lovely Little Gumdrop Guys (thank you pichi!) to arrive to our place, go back with knux, and have him ship them off to their new home across the ocean. in the process, we would welcome a gumdrop guy of our own...and of course, what better time for the wedding would be when we have additional guests?<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">THE WEDDING ITSELF.</span></span><br />
<br />
we haven't done something like this in over a decade. i'll admit, it was in fact a little nervewracking at first- but with knux on camera duty, it became a lot of fun and a great photography event. we'll remember it fondly!<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The Guests:</span><br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/hazardplush.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: hazardplush.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
 <br />
the brides of honor, a well as hazard's as of yet unnamed shark plush! who looks very doofy from the front! of course hazard's handmade shark would be there, here to support these two as they fully embrace their new Earth life. lagoon and meebas' plushes both came out super jank in a cute way, and are the perfect size to carry around on adventures and cuddle in a big pile. they also can't stand up on their own so the shark was a big help. also, only meeba got a dress because of fronting indecision. we blame hazard.<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/littleguyhandhold.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: littleguyhandhold.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<a href="https://bsky.app/profile/littleguys3d.bsky.social" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">the Gumdrop Guy patrol! </a>the first, third, and fifth are ours- with the gray cat and pink + yellow tiger being pichi's new friends. lion and kitty on the ends are gifts from <dvz_me_placeholder id="3" /> from a while back- good god, we're surrounded by friends. and more will come later...<br />
<br />
these guys can hold hands with their little magnets! they can also hold props made for them as well, which...leads to shenanigans, trust me. that afterparty got wild. as far as i know, none of these little thangs have names yet, but they're certainly happy to be here and party all the same.<br />
<br />
thank you pichi and ace! we're so fortunate to have these little guys, and having them have a little meetup before pichi's go overseas is honestly a really poignant and magical experience.<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/nuzzleplush.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: nuzzleplush.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
from my bunch- my aforementioned build a bear toucan, Guava- he's so flattering from the front, isn't he? along with como's favorite plush in the whole world, Grumbles. we made grumbles for his birthday in 2025! also pictured are some unnamed friends from <dvz_me_placeholder id="4" />-clod - she sent us some old childhood plushes to take care of and welcome into our home. seriously, this was a hell of a shindig. i've claimed these two for myself, so hopefully names will come to me soon enough! these were technically taken after the wedding, so these two are a little late. whoops. showed up for drinks and nothing else.<br />
<br />
lagoon seems to be suffering from hunger pangs on the side. this is what i'm talking about.<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/tamas.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: tamas.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
and then, of course, our tamagotchis that have already come over to join us here on earth! bottom row, left to right: belle, modem, wire, wendy, confetti. yama also overlooks from the build a bear chapel, which is highly inappropriate. shame on you, old man.<br />
<br />
we want to welcome more and more tamas into our home...making as many plushes as we do really is a spiritual experience of sorts, bringing our digital friends and characters into the physical world to become a part of our family.<br />
<br />
....there are also a lot of them so if anyone has storage solutions, please tell me. lol.<br />
<br />
<br />
knux's mini sock plushes from a past Knuxmas also attended as well as his new rahkshi picked up on this one and a sock radillo we made him back in 2024, but appear to have escaped a group photo. they did attend and are in the overall picture though!<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/weddingprocession.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: weddingprocession.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
and finally- the wedding ceremony. look at all these attendees! quite a shindig, especially since lagoon and meeba technically only met a couple of these guys directly. still, the rest of the tamagotchi bunch showing up to welcome new members of our strange little group feels apt, and everyone is welcome at their party. <br />
<br />
we also used the build a bear cub condo from my jumping spider (thank you to one of our IRLs for getting that, holy fuck that's a story for another day) as a makeshift chapel because we thought it'd be funny as fuck. it was. <br />
<br />
1996 bean pet mametchi gets to be the overseer, not unlike jesus looking down on- i actually don't know a good analogy here. i come from the sect of christianity known as "my mom was on some religious delusion shit and i never went to church" so i'm a bit out of the loop here. lagoon and meeba's devices get to be in their nest so they can sit upright, and we brought in a beanie baby guy from the same show knux got his rahkshi at to read the vows or whatever. i have only ever been to one wedding.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/flowerkitty.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: flowerkitty.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<br />
pichi requested that one of his guys be the flower bearer- the flower gumdrop, i suppose? considering the batch came with a bouquet in its accessory bundle. here's a closeup!<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/flowerkittyfull.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: flowerkittyfull.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<br />
and here's a proper shot. what a little guy! observe my big cats fondly discussing how lovely the little gray cat is. they're very impressed.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/tamagotchinest.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: tamagotchinest.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
vows were exchanged, of some kind. what kind of vows do tamagotchis share? in the connection era that we're most familiar with, them getting married involves kissing, doing a little dance, fireworks popping up, and suddenly an egg appear. this is pretty similar to the paradise, so i think they just kiss and fuck after or something. we did get pictures of the actual process of them connecting one last time, but that'll likely be for a subsequent post because it's a lot of pictures. very cute though!<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/kissys.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: kissys.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<br />
and now they've crossed over into Earth for real, sealed with a kiss. now they can get up to shenanigans in our apartment! i fear for the state of our snacks, if lagoon's snack cravings are anything to worry about. why did the palm tree have to turn out like this and not the shark?<br />
<br />
it was a lovely ceremony, but of course, that couldn't be the end of it...<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The Afterparty.</span></span><br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/wipeout.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: wipeout.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<br />
oyajitchi, you can't be sharing your stash with the...priest, or whatever. that's too potent for a beanie baby bear. you're on some hardcore shit, you think this guy stuck in a collector's cabinet since the 90s can handle it? fuck no. putting it in a martini glass doesn't make it less strong, you little shit.<br />
<br />
and of course, he's just mad because his drink got slorped. typical oyajitchi. he wasn't even invited.<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/yamaeatshit1.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: yamaeatshit1.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">tamagotchi jesus </span>bean pet mametchi could only hold out so long. he was so tired. i'm pretty sure he also participated in the oyajitchi drinking contest, or whatever the fuck happened there. <br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/yamaeatshit2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: yamaeatshit2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
<br />
total wipeout. god help us all, tamagotchi jesus has fallen. <br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/confrontation.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: confrontation.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
oyajitchi's rampage continued. pichi's tiger seemed to take issue with the bionicle carrying a weapon- i mean, a tool- to a wedding, and then took out a tool- i mean, a weapon- to try and take matters into their own hands. my lion did a good job holding the fearsome gumdrop at bay. my cat did not, and was being being passed out.<br />
 <br />
<br />
<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/rahkshirock.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: rahkshirock.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
knux's rahkshi managed to quell the rage by doing what he came here to do- provide an <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN4xeoYzlxM&amp;pp=ygUMcmFoa3NoaSByb2Nr" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">incredible concert</a> for the wedding.<br />
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<img src="http://homebrewdeviants.com/static/images/touys/lagoonmeeba/rahkshirock2.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: rahkshirock2.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
the little guys enjoyed it deeply, even if pichi's tiger held on tight to that knife. can't be too careful with the bionicle like four or five times their size.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
all in all, an amazing time. we have to do more of this, especially with how wonderful it felt to play out and chronologue. <br />
<br />
thank you everyone who made this possible- may we play toys forevermore!</div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Abolute Failure [Pokémon]]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 01:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=78">Lilium Mortem</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[You are Absol<br />
<br />
ABSOL: Seviper, please take this seriously.<br />
SEVIPER: oh I'm taking it exactly as seriously as it should be,<br />
SEVIPER: <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"young"</span> Absol.<br />
<br />
You are <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">an</span> Absol. You and your mom help protect the Pokémon of this mountain from Disaster, by divining the future with your horns. Something usually referred to as 'Disaster Sense'. But for you, well...<br />
<br />
SEVIPER: I'm what?<br />
SEVIPER: Supposed to keep a <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Babysitter</span> around for the next quarter-month-<br />
ABSOL: Actually I said <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">about</span> a quarter-month.<br />
ABSOL: It might be a few more days.<br />
SEVIPER: -for <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">half a month???</span><br />
ABSOL: I already told you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">I don't know specifics</span>.<br />
<br />
Your horn came out... <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Wrong</span>. You can't predict big natural disasters like your mom. Instead, you predict <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">personal</span> disasters. But it's fuzzy. There's no details, just a vague sense of intensity, and a rough timeline. If it wasn't for the fact that your sense can cover half the mountain at any given time it'd be <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">useless.</span> As it stands though:<br />
<br />
SEVIPER: I'm not convinced you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">can</span> use your fucked up horn.<br />
SEVIPER: Last month, you gave the puffy Dedene one of your 'warnings'<br />
SEVIPER: and nothing happened!<br />
ABSOL: Its partner broke up with it!<br />
ABSOL: It was <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">devastated</span>.<br />
<br />
Seviper sneered<br />
<br />
SEVIPER: A likely story.<br />
SEVIPER: You were just covering your ass.<br />
SEVIPER: Playing your stupid Xatu routine.<br />
SEVIPER: if something 'bad' happens, you're right.<br />
SEVIPER: if nothing 'bad' happens, you're <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">also</span> right because<br />
SEVIPER: <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">'That fate has been averted'</span>.<br />
ABSOL: are you<br />
ABSOL: are you quoting <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">my mom</span> at me???<br />
<br />
Half the Pokémon don't believe your Doom Sense, what you've come to name your bastardized power, actually works. There are enough Pokémon who've had close calls after your predictions that its not <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">everyone</span>, but even then... Comparisons to your mom are ever-present and unflattering.<br />
<br />
SEVIPER: At least she actually <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">saves</span> Pokémon.<br />
SEVIPER: That landslide last spring, the Wildfire a few months ago?<br />
SEVIPER: It warned us well in Advance, told us what was going to happen, and lead us through it with no loss of life.<br />
SEVIPER: while your supposed 'power' failed to see that poaching coming-<br />
ABSOL: those humans were outside my range!<br />
SEVIPER: -Battle Nut Nidoking breaking it's horn in that big Battle-<br />
ABSOL: It treats that broken horn like a badge of honor! It's not a disaster if someone <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">likes</span> getting battle scars!<br />
SEVIPER: -And let's not forget little baby Starly.<br />
<br />
You Freeze. Memories start washing over you, but you sit down on your haunches and do the breathing exercises Zen Master Chimecho taught you.<br />
<br />
ABSOL: low blow,<br />
<br />
You growl<br />
<br />
ABSOL: I can't save everyone.<br />
ABSOL: Even my mom can't.<br />
ABSOL: It taught me that.<br />
ABSOL: Last year's blizzard took those Caterpie twins, despite her warnings.<br />
SEVIPER: At least they knew <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">what</span> was coming.<br />
ABSOL: You know what? ABSOL: you're right!<br />
ABSOL: I gave you your warning.<br />
ABSOL: You know the timeline<br />
ABSOL: You know my recommendations.<br />
ABSOL: staying in, canceling big outings, no battling, the buddy system-<br />
ABSOL: so why should I care if you die?<br />
<br />
ABSOL: Asshole.<br />
<br />
You saunter away from the Seviper's den in the roots of a juniper bush and make your way back home. Unfortunately, you do care. You care every time someone gets hurt because you couldn't stop it. You care every time you wake up in a cold sweat because you feel a new ping from your Doom Sense.<br />
<br />
ABSOL: Mom! I'm home!<br />
<br />
Your mother stops patching your grass bedding to come over and give you a hug. Which is a rather awkward human-ism she picked up from her time as a human's companion. Then she grooms a bit of fluff out of your eyes, using a single claw to comb it back into your head fur once she licked it wet.<br />
<br />
ABSOL: <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Mooooom</span>, I'm not a kid anymore, I can groom myself.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: sorry sweetie<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: I just see some fur out of place and I move without thinking.<br />
ABSOL: where's Dad?<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: out foraging<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: -or playing with those human cards with its buddies.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: Either way it <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">will</span> be home with dinner, or so help me Xerneas...<br />
<br />
You roll your eyes. Domestic bliss, or something. It was life, anyway.<br />
<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: oh how did it go with your newest prediction?<br />
ABSOL: I don't want to talk about it.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: Ah.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: Another skeptic, then?<br />
<br />
You sigh,<br />
<br />
ABSOL: Yeaaahhhhhh.<br />
ABSOL: I'm going to take a nap, If that's alright.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: sure!<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: I finished your bed first just in case.<br />
ABSOL: thanks, mom.<br />
<br />
You settle down and try to relax, putting images of foul fates befalling that Seviper out of your head. Soon enough you're claimed by sleep. Soon enough your dad will be home.<br />
<br />
That said <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Who is your dad?</span> Pure Absol pairings are rare, as your kind tend to spread out and have their own territories to watch over. It's whatever. Cool that you got to learn a move from it though.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[Note: Since there's variance between generations as to what egg moves an Absol can get, select the Pokémon and the desired egg move. also feel free to suggest character traits for the dad. Absol did ask you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">who</span> it was, after all.]</span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[You are Absol<br />
<br />
ABSOL: Seviper, please take this seriously.<br />
SEVIPER: oh I'm taking it exactly as seriously as it should be,<br />
SEVIPER: <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">"young"</span> Absol.<br />
<br />
You are <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">an</span> Absol. You and your mom help protect the Pokémon of this mountain from Disaster, by divining the future with your horns. Something usually referred to as 'Disaster Sense'. But for you, well...<br />
<br />
SEVIPER: I'm what?<br />
SEVIPER: Supposed to keep a <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Babysitter</span> around for the next quarter-month-<br />
ABSOL: Actually I said <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">about</span> a quarter-month.<br />
ABSOL: It might be a few more days.<br />
SEVIPER: -for <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">half a month???</span><br />
ABSOL: I already told you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">I don't know specifics</span>.<br />
<br />
Your horn came out... <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Wrong</span>. You can't predict big natural disasters like your mom. Instead, you predict <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">personal</span> disasters. But it's fuzzy. There's no details, just a vague sense of intensity, and a rough timeline. If it wasn't for the fact that your sense can cover half the mountain at any given time it'd be <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">useless.</span> As it stands though:<br />
<br />
SEVIPER: I'm not convinced you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">can</span> use your fucked up horn.<br />
SEVIPER: Last month, you gave the puffy Dedene one of your 'warnings'<br />
SEVIPER: and nothing happened!<br />
ABSOL: Its partner broke up with it!<br />
ABSOL: It was <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">devastated</span>.<br />
<br />
Seviper sneered<br />
<br />
SEVIPER: A likely story.<br />
SEVIPER: You were just covering your ass.<br />
SEVIPER: Playing your stupid Xatu routine.<br />
SEVIPER: if something 'bad' happens, you're right.<br />
SEVIPER: if nothing 'bad' happens, you're <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">also</span> right because<br />
SEVIPER: <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">'That fate has been averted'</span>.<br />
ABSOL: are you<br />
ABSOL: are you quoting <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">my mom</span> at me???<br />
<br />
Half the Pokémon don't believe your Doom Sense, what you've come to name your bastardized power, actually works. There are enough Pokémon who've had close calls after your predictions that its not <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">everyone</span>, but even then... Comparisons to your mom are ever-present and unflattering.<br />
<br />
SEVIPER: At least she actually <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">saves</span> Pokémon.<br />
SEVIPER: That landslide last spring, the Wildfire a few months ago?<br />
SEVIPER: It warned us well in Advance, told us what was going to happen, and lead us through it with no loss of life.<br />
SEVIPER: while your supposed 'power' failed to see that poaching coming-<br />
ABSOL: those humans were outside my range!<br />
SEVIPER: -Battle Nut Nidoking breaking it's horn in that big Battle-<br />
ABSOL: It treats that broken horn like a badge of honor! It's not a disaster if someone <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">likes</span> getting battle scars!<br />
SEVIPER: -And let's not forget little baby Starly.<br />
<br />
You Freeze. Memories start washing over you, but you sit down on your haunches and do the breathing exercises Zen Master Chimecho taught you.<br />
<br />
ABSOL: low blow,<br />
<br />
You growl<br />
<br />
ABSOL: I can't save everyone.<br />
ABSOL: Even my mom can't.<br />
ABSOL: It taught me that.<br />
ABSOL: Last year's blizzard took those Caterpie twins, despite her warnings.<br />
SEVIPER: At least they knew <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">what</span> was coming.<br />
ABSOL: You know what? ABSOL: you're right!<br />
ABSOL: I gave you your warning.<br />
ABSOL: You know the timeline<br />
ABSOL: You know my recommendations.<br />
ABSOL: staying in, canceling big outings, no battling, the buddy system-<br />
ABSOL: so why should I care if you die?<br />
<br />
ABSOL: Asshole.<br />
<br />
You saunter away from the Seviper's den in the roots of a juniper bush and make your way back home. Unfortunately, you do care. You care every time someone gets hurt because you couldn't stop it. You care every time you wake up in a cold sweat because you feel a new ping from your Doom Sense.<br />
<br />
ABSOL: Mom! I'm home!<br />
<br />
Your mother stops patching your grass bedding to come over and give you a hug. Which is a rather awkward human-ism she picked up from her time as a human's companion. Then she grooms a bit of fluff out of your eyes, using a single claw to comb it back into your head fur once she licked it wet.<br />
<br />
ABSOL: <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Mooooom</span>, I'm not a kid anymore, I can groom myself.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: sorry sweetie<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: I just see some fur out of place and I move without thinking.<br />
ABSOL: where's Dad?<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: out foraging<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: -or playing with those human cards with its buddies.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: Either way it <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">will</span> be home with dinner, or so help me Xerneas...<br />
<br />
You roll your eyes. Domestic bliss, or something. It was life, anyway.<br />
<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: oh how did it go with your newest prediction?<br />
ABSOL: I don't want to talk about it.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: Ah.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: Another skeptic, then?<br />
<br />
You sigh,<br />
<br />
ABSOL: Yeaaahhhhhh.<br />
ABSOL: I'm going to take a nap, If that's alright.<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: sure!<br />
MOTHER ABSOL: I finished your bed first just in case.<br />
ABSOL: thanks, mom.<br />
<br />
You settle down and try to relax, putting images of foul fates befalling that Seviper out of your head. Soon enough you're claimed by sleep. Soon enough your dad will be home.<br />
<br />
That said <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Who is your dad?</span> Pure Absol pairings are rare, as your kind tend to spread out and have their own territories to watch over. It's whatever. Cool that you got to learn a move from it though.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">[Note: Since there's variance between generations as to what egg moves an Absol can get, select the Pokémon and the desired egg move. also feel free to suggest character traits for the dad. Absol did ask you <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">who</span> it was, after all.]</span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Strike Out! [Self-insert Multi-Crossover Universe hopping fanfiction]]]></title>
			<link>https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2026 17:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=78">Lilium Mortem</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">INDEX</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Chapters</span></span><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17374.html#pid17374" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Chapter 1</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17394.html#pid17394" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Chapter 2</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17406.html#pid17406" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Chapter 3</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17421.html#pid17421" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Chapter 4</a><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aster's Guide to the Multiverse(Setting info for fiction I'm fanning)</span></span><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17375.html#pid17375" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 0(chapter 1)</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17376.html#pid17376" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 1(Chapter 1)</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17377.html#pid17377" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 2(Chapter 1)</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17395.html#pid17395" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 3(Chapter 2)</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17422.html#pid17422" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 4(Chapter 4)</a><br />
</div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">INDEX</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Chapters</span></span><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17374.html#pid17374" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Chapter 1</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17394.html#pid17394" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Chapter 2</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17406.html#pid17406" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Chapter 3</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17421.html#pid17421" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Chapter 4</a><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Aster's Guide to the Multiverse(Setting info for fiction I'm fanning)</span></span><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17375.html#pid17375" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 0(chapter 1)</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17376.html#pid17376" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 1(Chapter 1)</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17377.html#pid17377" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 2(Chapter 1)</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17395.html#pid17395" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 3(Chapter 2)</a><br />
<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1009-post-17422.html#pid17422" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">World 4(Chapter 4)</a><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[[CF2025] Bot Arena 3 Single Robot Challenge]]></title>
			<link>https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1008.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 03:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=3">knux400</a>]]></dc:creator>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1008.html</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The following posts were originally posted on the <a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-953.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Creaturefest 2025 thread</a>, a month-long event where many different members of the Morbit community would play through various games and share their experiences with others! Go check it out, there's a lot of neat stuff in there.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I recently had the urge to continue this playthrough, but given the thread has been inactive for over a year now, it seemed a bit weird to hijack that thread just so I could get off my ADHD-having butt and revive an old project out of nowhere. So instead, I'm copying all the existing posts to this thread and continuing from there!</span><br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
Hey everyone! It's the local robot enjoyer here.<br />
<br />
I was racking my brain trying to come up with a game to play for Creaturefest, since I don't really play any "pet" games. After thinking about it, I realized this was an opportunity to revisit a beloved series of flash games from my childhood, the Bot Arena series. For those who don't know, the Bot Arena series is a trilogy of flash games made by Luke Haillay that involves building, managing, and upgrading a team of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">roombas with guns</span> highly sophisticated combat robots. The gameplay is very simple, and the reason I chose it as a "pet" game is because you do not actually have direct control of your robots- you just equip them and let them loose in the arena against teams of increasingly well equipped enemy robots.<br />
<br />
The game I'll be playing today is <a href="https://armorgames.com/play/563/bot-arena-3" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Bot Arena 3</a>, as it's the only game in the series that gives you the ability to order your robots around, although this still isn't direct control. Sometimes your robots will misbehave, or do what they feel like despite your orders, but it's enough player input that I feel comfortable doing a challenge run of the game! The rules are simple: I can never have more than one robot in the arena at any one time. Having multiple robots in my workshop is fine (and I will be doing this since I'm playing ahead before I make the posts), but only one can be in the arena at once. The game is very much not designed to be played this way- you're expected to have two robots at minimum. This is going to make some levels extremely difficult or downright impossible, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.<br />
<br />
Let's meet our robot!<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/3_04_07_25_9_15_05.jpeg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3_04_07_25_9_15_05.jpeg]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;" class="mycode_font">"She/Them pronouns please!"</span></div>
<br />
This is Schmoo, short for Schmoovement- which they'll be needing a lot of. Poor Schmoo is going to be constantly outnumbered and outgunned, and we'll have to work together to maneuver around and through the enemy team's defenses. Schmoo isn't always going to look like this, since I'll be upgrading them with better armor and weapons after each match. But they'll always have those flashy red highlights! Schmoo will roam around the arena on their own, but I can direct them to either move to a specific spot or follow a specific target. These two commands are essential to victory here, and will allow Schmoo to take down multiple opponents.<br />
<br />
Our first match is at the Roxtan Park Arena, where we're greeted by the defending team, Wrecker and Steelheart.<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/3_04_07_25_9_14_41.jpeg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3_04_07_25_9_14_41.jpeg]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;" class="mycode_font">"Oh, look at those baby guns. This should be a cakewalk."</span></div>
<br />
Well...<br />
<br />
While it's true that the weapons Wrecker and Steelheart are using do inflict less damage than Schmoo's, there's still two of them, and damage isn't the only important thing about a weapon. It's time to talk about <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">FIRING DISTANCE</span>.<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/3_04_07_25_9_15_32.jpeg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3_04_07_25_9_15_32.jpeg]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
<br />
Wrecker and Steelheart both use the Zintex LP, the cheapest and most basic weapon on the market. There's a lot of information here, but what we're concerned with is the firing distance, which in this case is between 25 to 170 units. I have no idea what these units actually are, since there's no name for them in game, but whatever. This means that if an enemy robot is <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">closer than 25 units</span> or <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">further away than 170 units</span>, the weapon will be unable to target them.<br />
<br />
Now, let's take a look at what Schmoo's bringing.<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/3_04_07_25_9_16_01.jpeg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3_04_07_25_9_16_01.jpeg]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
<br />
As you can see, the damage on this weapon is <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">far higher</span>. But take a look at the firing distance- the range is actually a bit narrower than the Zintex! This is important because it means that there are certain ranges where Wrecker and Steelheart will be able to hit Schmoo, but <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Schmoo will not be able to hit them</span>. If Schmoo is closer than 50 units away or further than 150 units away, the Zintex provides an extra 25 unit window that allows Wrecker and Steelheart to deal damage to Schmoo with no possible way for Schmoo to return fire.<br />
<br />
Luckily, the enemy robots in this game don't have people like me driving them, so they very rarely know to exploit these gaps in firing range. But situations like these, where <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">one robot is able to damage another robot while being safe from retaliation</span>, are <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">essential</span> to beating these arenas while limited to just one robot. Even with the best armor and weapons, Schmoo will always be at a disadvantage due to being outnumbered (and most enemy teams will have the best armor/weapons equipped anyway), so she needs to create situations where the enemy team deals as little damage as possible to them.<br />
<br />
With all that in mind, let's take a look at the match and see what we can learn going forward!<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TtqvROl51Z0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;" class="mycode_font">"I still don't get why you're making such a big fuss. That wasn't even that bad."</span><br />
Schmoo you have a literal sliver of health left</div>
<br />
As you can see, despite Wrecker and Steelheart's weapons being weaker, they still deal a significant amount of damage to Schmoo. This means that in order to avoid taking damage, Schmoo needs to <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">isolate a single target</span>. I direct Schmoo to go after Wrecker first, as their armor is weaker. While engaging with Wrecker, I make sure to keep Schmoo as far away from Steelheart as possible. Once Wrecker is down, I direct Schmoo to attack Steelheart, making sure to keep their firing distance in mind and avoid getting too close or too far.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">One final note: You may notice that I have many of the arenas unlocked, and a bunch of higher-level items in my inventory. This is because I have no idea whether the game is even possible to beat like this, and I'm playing ahead before I go back and record footage. Rest assured that I'm not going into the arena with any armor, weapons, or chassis (more on those later) that I wouldn't have unlocked by that point in the game.</span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">The following posts were originally posted on the <a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-953.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Creaturefest 2025 thread</a>, a month-long event where many different members of the Morbit community would play through various games and share their experiences with others! Go check it out, there's a lot of neat stuff in there.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I recently had the urge to continue this playthrough, but given the thread has been inactive for over a year now, it seemed a bit weird to hijack that thread just so I could get off my ADHD-having butt and revive an old project out of nowhere. So instead, I'm copying all the existing posts to this thread and continuing from there!</span><br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
Hey everyone! It's the local robot enjoyer here.<br />
<br />
I was racking my brain trying to come up with a game to play for Creaturefest, since I don't really play any "pet" games. After thinking about it, I realized this was an opportunity to revisit a beloved series of flash games from my childhood, the Bot Arena series. For those who don't know, the Bot Arena series is a trilogy of flash games made by Luke Haillay that involves building, managing, and upgrading a team of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;" class="mycode_s">roombas with guns</span> highly sophisticated combat robots. The gameplay is very simple, and the reason I chose it as a "pet" game is because you do not actually have direct control of your robots- you just equip them and let them loose in the arena against teams of increasingly well equipped enemy robots.<br />
<br />
The game I'll be playing today is <a href="https://armorgames.com/play/563/bot-arena-3" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Bot Arena 3</a>, as it's the only game in the series that gives you the ability to order your robots around, although this still isn't direct control. Sometimes your robots will misbehave, or do what they feel like despite your orders, but it's enough player input that I feel comfortable doing a challenge run of the game! The rules are simple: I can never have more than one robot in the arena at any one time. Having multiple robots in my workshop is fine (and I will be doing this since I'm playing ahead before I make the posts), but only one can be in the arena at once. The game is very much not designed to be played this way- you're expected to have two robots at minimum. This is going to make some levels extremely difficult or downright impossible, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.<br />
<br />
Let's meet our robot!<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/3_04_07_25_9_15_05.jpeg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3_04_07_25_9_15_05.jpeg]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;" class="mycode_font">"She/Them pronouns please!"</span></div>
<br />
This is Schmoo, short for Schmoovement- which they'll be needing a lot of. Poor Schmoo is going to be constantly outnumbered and outgunned, and we'll have to work together to maneuver around and through the enemy team's defenses. Schmoo isn't always going to look like this, since I'll be upgrading them with better armor and weapons after each match. But they'll always have those flashy red highlights! Schmoo will roam around the arena on their own, but I can direct them to either move to a specific spot or follow a specific target. These two commands are essential to victory here, and will allow Schmoo to take down multiple opponents.<br />
<br />
Our first match is at the Roxtan Park Arena, where we're greeted by the defending team, Wrecker and Steelheart.<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/3_04_07_25_9_14_41.jpeg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3_04_07_25_9_14_41.jpeg]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;" class="mycode_font">"Oh, look at those baby guns. This should be a cakewalk."</span></div>
<br />
Well...<br />
<br />
While it's true that the weapons Wrecker and Steelheart are using do inflict less damage than Schmoo's, there's still two of them, and damage isn't the only important thing about a weapon. It's time to talk about <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">FIRING DISTANCE</span>.<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/3_04_07_25_9_15_32.jpeg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3_04_07_25_9_15_32.jpeg]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
<br />
Wrecker and Steelheart both use the Zintex LP, the cheapest and most basic weapon on the market. There's a lot of information here, but what we're concerned with is the firing distance, which in this case is between 25 to 170 units. I have no idea what these units actually are, since there's no name for them in game, but whatever. This means that if an enemy robot is <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">closer than 25 units</span> or <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">further away than 170 units</span>, the weapon will be unable to target them.<br />
<br />
Now, let's take a look at what Schmoo's bringing.<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/3_04_07_25_9_16_01.jpeg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 3_04_07_25_9_16_01.jpeg]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
<br />
As you can see, the damage on this weapon is <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">far higher</span>. But take a look at the firing distance- the range is actually a bit narrower than the Zintex! This is important because it means that there are certain ranges where Wrecker and Steelheart will be able to hit Schmoo, but <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Schmoo will not be able to hit them</span>. If Schmoo is closer than 50 units away or further than 150 units away, the Zintex provides an extra 25 unit window that allows Wrecker and Steelheart to deal damage to Schmoo with no possible way for Schmoo to return fire.<br />
<br />
Luckily, the enemy robots in this game don't have people like me driving them, so they very rarely know to exploit these gaps in firing range. But situations like these, where <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">one robot is able to damage another robot while being safe from retaliation</span>, are <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">essential</span> to beating these arenas while limited to just one robot. Even with the best armor and weapons, Schmoo will always be at a disadvantage due to being outnumbered (and most enemy teams will have the best armor/weapons equipped anyway), so she needs to create situations where the enemy team deals as little damage as possible to them.<br />
<br />
With all that in mind, let's take a look at the match and see what we can learn going forward!<br />
 <br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align">
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TtqvROl51Z0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;" class="mycode_font">"I still don't get why you're making such a big fuss. That wasn't even that bad."</span><br />
Schmoo you have a literal sliver of health left</div>
<br />
As you can see, despite Wrecker and Steelheart's weapons being weaker, they still deal a significant amount of damage to Schmoo. This means that in order to avoid taking damage, Schmoo needs to <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">isolate a single target</span>. I direct Schmoo to go after Wrecker first, as their armor is weaker. While engaging with Wrecker, I make sure to keep Schmoo as far away from Steelheart as possible. Once Wrecker is down, I direct Schmoo to attack Steelheart, making sure to keep their firing distance in mind and avoid getting too close or too far.<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">One final note: You may notice that I have many of the arenas unlocked, and a bunch of higher-level items in my inventory. This is because I have no idea whether the game is even possible to beat like this, and I'm playing ahead before I go back and record footage. Rest assured that I'm not going into the arena with any armor, weapons, or chassis (more on those later) that I wouldn't have unlocked by that point in the game.</span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[[Sonic Universe] The Rage in Our Veins]]></title>
			<link>https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1007.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2026 20:41:54 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=36">aeshihowl</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: x-small;" class="mycode_size">[Author's note 1: If you're seeing this, hello! I'm surprised and pleased that you're here. But also anxious. I have not written any sort of fic or roleplay in a very long time. But today I have come to defeat the "cringe" demon, and others besides. I would love it if you dropped your comments and thoughts. Only if you feel like it, of course. Either way, I hope you like the story! Or at least, I hope you don't hate it.]<br />
Overarching trigger warnings:<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Part 1: An Unexpected Encounter</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://files.catbox.moe/vkxftq.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: vkxftq.png]" class="mycode_img" /></div>
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Pathetic.</span><br />
 <br />
The last body slumped to the ground with a wet thud.<br />
 <br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Weak.</span><br />
 <br />
He reached for the guard's keycard, smearing its surface with blood.<br />
 <br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Worthless.</span></span> <span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">HUMANS</span>.</span><br />
 <br />
The reinforced double doors glided open with a soft hiss as he slid the keycard through the reader. The spartan room was full mostly of computers and terminals bearing the government logo, with a shimmering force-field sealing off another room on the far side.<br />
 <br />
All eyes turned to him, some wide in fear, some narrowed with resolve.<br />
 <br />
"<span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size">Hmph.</span>" He leaped into the air, unleashing an arc of Chaos Spears into the chests of the nearest guards.<br />
 <br />
In a blink, he appeared on the other side of the room, dispatching the rest.<br />
 <br />
Three lab coats remained, frozen in place, cowering. They recognized this threat - knew there was no salvation in setting off the alarm.<br />
 <br />
Shadow scoffed as he strode up to the central terminal, the glowing Emerald nested into a recess, separated by a clear panel.<br />
 <br />
"Wait! Don't!"<br />
 <br />
Incredulously, the hedgehog turned his head just enough to meet the desperate gaze of the pale, brave researcher.<br />
 <br />
The woman wilted, but maintained her protest, "Y-you'll re-- ggh!"<br />
 <br />
Her neck was as delicate as a toothpick in his grasp, and snapped just as easily. The two surviving men simply watched in terror, their eyes darting wildly from the body of their fallen coworker, to Shadow, to the terminal.<br />
 <br />
Returning to the panel, the black hedgehog simply punched through the glass covering and lifted his prize to savor the moment.<br />
 <br />
The researchers' shrill screams disrupted his triumph as they clattered and scrambled their way towards the exit. Two Chaos Spears ended their escape. ...but why did they only run <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">now</span>--<br />
 <br />
Searing pain bloomed in his shoulder and belly as some force of fury rammed him- buried itself into his flesh, mixing the blood in his fur with his own.<br />
 <br />
"Augh! <span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">Rrrgh!</span>" Shadow released a burst of chaos energy, knocking his assailant back with a powerful shockwave.<br />
 <br />
The creature appeared to be some sort of were-hog, or perhaps a mutant, knowing these sick fucks at GUN. Based on his own DNA, most likely - despite her ragged and emaciated appearance, there was no mistaking the markings on her head and the mass of tufted fur on her chest. But her eyes... were pure inferno; not a hint of recognition or even a simple thought behind them.<br />
 <br />
And then she was upon him again, shredding and tearing at him with unrelenting force. He did his best to deflect her blows, but more wounds opened across his flesh.<br />
 <br />
Fed up, he shoved her away and darted into the room where she had been sealed. She thundered after him, muzzle and claws gleaming with his fresh blood.<br />
 <br />
"Chaos... <span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">Control</span>!" Shadow disappeared as her claws came down on him, appearing again beside the central terminal. He shoved the Emerald into the slot where it had rested before. The forcefield raised immediately, but failed to quell the onslaught.<br />
 <br />
The creature continued roaring and attempting to shred the impenetrable shield, leaving streaks of her own blood where she touched as her claws tore.<br />
 <br />
Seeing the futility of her rage, Shadow let go of a breath he hadn't realized he was holding, slumping onto the floor and leaning against the central terminal as he applied pressure to the worst of his wounds.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">Part 1: An Unexpected Encounter</span><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Pathetic.</span><br />
 <br />
The last body slumped to the ground with a wet thud.<br />
 <br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Weak.</span><br />
 <br />
He reached for the guard's keycard, smearing its surface with blood.<br />
 <br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Worthless.</span></span> <span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">HUMANS</span>.</span><br />
 <br />
The reinforced double doors glided open with a soft hiss as he slid the keycard through the reader. The spartan room was full mostly of computers and terminals bearing the government logo, with a shimmering force-field sealing off another room on the far side.<br />
 <br />
All eyes turned to him, some wide in fear, some narrowed with resolve.<br />
 <br />
"<span style="font-size: small;" class="mycode_size">Hmph.</span>" He leaped into the air, unleashing an arc of Chaos Spears into the chests of the nearest guards.<br />
 <br />
In a blink, he appeared on the other side of the room, dispatching the rest.<br />
 <br />
Three lab coats remained, frozen in place, cowering. They recognized this threat - knew there was no salvation in setting off the alarm.<br />
 <br />
Shadow scoffed as he strode up to the central terminal, the glowing Emerald nested into a recess, separated by a clear panel.<br />
 <br />
"Wait! Don't!"<br />
 <br />
Incredulously, the hedgehog turned his head just enough to meet the desperate gaze of the pale, brave researcher.<br />
 <br />
The woman wilted, but maintained her protest, "Y-you'll re-- ggh!"<br />
 <br />
Her neck was as delicate as a toothpick in his grasp, and snapped just as easily. The two surviving men simply watched in terror, their eyes darting wildly from the body of their fallen coworker, to Shadow, to the terminal.<br />
 <br />
Returning to the panel, the black hedgehog simply punched through the glass covering and lifted his prize to savor the moment.<br />
 <br />
The researchers' shrill screams disrupted his triumph as they clattered and scrambled their way towards the exit. Two Chaos Spears ended their escape. ...but why did they only run <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">now</span>--<br />
 <br />
Searing pain bloomed in his shoulder and belly as some force of fury rammed him- buried itself into his flesh, mixing the blood in his fur with his own.<br />
 <br />
"Augh! <span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">Rrrgh!</span>" Shadow released a burst of chaos energy, knocking his assailant back with a powerful shockwave.<br />
 <br />
The creature appeared to be some sort of were-hog, or perhaps a mutant, knowing these sick fucks at GUN. Based on his own DNA, most likely - despite her ragged and emaciated appearance, there was no mistaking the markings on her head and the mass of tufted fur on her chest. But her eyes... were pure inferno; not a hint of recognition or even a simple thought behind them.<br />
 <br />
And then she was upon him again, shredding and tearing at him with unrelenting force. He did his best to deflect her blows, but more wounds opened across his flesh.<br />
 <br />
Fed up, he shoved her away and darted into the room where she had been sealed. She thundered after him, muzzle and claws gleaming with his fresh blood.<br />
 <br />
"Chaos... <span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">Control</span>!" Shadow disappeared as her claws came down on him, appearing again beside the central terminal. He shoved the Emerald into the slot where it had rested before. The forcefield raised immediately, but failed to quell the onslaught.<br />
 <br />
The creature continued roaring and attempting to shred the impenetrable shield, leaving streaks of her own blood where she touched as her claws tore.<br />
 <br />
Seeing the futility of her rage, Shadow let go of a breath he hadn't realized he was holding, slumping onto the floor and leaning against the central terminal as he applied pressure to the worst of his wounds.<br />
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			<description><![CDATA[Okay so I decided this year I wanted to listen to the warrior cats audio books. I've liked warrior cats for a long time, but it was just amvs and rp when I was younger. I could never find the books at book fairs, and at some point I gave up on actually reading them. So, I've watched theory videos, joke videos, had thoughts about characters, and played a dumb amount of clangen. Now, getting through the books I have some of my own thoughts, which I'm gonna dump here. I don't expect anyone to read this, I didn't expect this to be so long even.<br />
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     This is your warning now this is <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">not</span></span> Spoiler free. the book I'm on was released in 2010 and I... don't really think anyone is concerned about spoilers. This is also not me retelling the books, I'm just rambling. I welcome anyone else's thoughts, and I welcome questions. You're not gonna read these let me ramble.<br />
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     I'm currently half way through Omen of Stars (Series 4). Theres about a half hour left of the third book, Night Whispers. Ivypaw and Dovepaw are still apprentices, and might start getting along again. I can only hope. I know I'm lying to myself. Flametail is... drowning. I was so happy to get out of thunderclan for a bit, and they've killed him. <br />
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     Okay, I'm gonna start off with seemingly my most controversial take and the longest/most related to other lingering thoughts. I don't like Leafpool. I don't like her and I think they fumbled with what they wanted from her. Leafpaw was sweet and caring, and a huge worrier. She was always fussing over Squilf (I love Squrrielflight) and honestly, I loved hearing Leafpaws thoughts on other cats. She didn't like Hawkfrost right away, she wasn't fond of Brambleclaw, she loved her friend Sorreltail, and I understand Mothpool deeply because Leafpaw could not shut up about how beautiful Mothwing was. Leafpaw was a good character, I liked her, I like how her and Squrrielpaw balanced each other. I liked their magic emotional connection, Leafpaw biting burdock root so Squrrielpaw could know what herb to use on Tawnypelt's rat bites was such a cool thing to do. It was also a good way to make me, the reader, remember one of the various herbs. I've been, when I remember, putting those in my notes because I adore medicine cats. <br />
     Back on track, I adored Leafpaw. Leafpool is not the same cat. She's a lot more selfish and short tempered in the early days, and acts childish when Brightheart is helping Cinderpelt with the clan. Brightheart who I will point out is *PROBABLY* her littermate, and Leafpool is constantly in her littermate's business. (First arc problems, they were definitely in the nursery together and have the same mom, but half the litter is apprenticed much earlier. Cinderpaw and Brakenpaw, then Brightpaw and Thornpaw Later. IM COMING BACK TO THEM LATER!) Every time Leafpool said "But I'm a medicine cat!" when Crowfeather flirted with her I wanted to throw my phone into a pond. Maybe I'm cold but they did not make me care about her forbidden romance. And every time she justified it with "Cinderpelt is young, she'll be around for many moons" I knew my favorite girl was on borrowed time. I mean, I knew that already, but I can't explain to you how obvious they make it. I don't really care that her relationship didn't work out. He saved her one time, and I think that was the first time they really talked? And it was a love confession? It didn't make sense. And it ruined her to me at least.<br />
     In power of three, towards the series end when the secret is out, they really tried to make it seem like "Leafpool always loved her kits" but she was mean to them. She didn't give Hollypaw a chance to be a medicine cat apprentice because she seemed to assume Jaypaw HAD to be her apprentice. Like everyone else. I don't know that hollypaw was even given more than a moon. And them trying to be like "Holly's squeamish about injuries but so ready for battle" and "She can't remember herbs easily" was so frustrating. And she wasn't patient with either of her apprentices. She just seemed to expect them to know things (again, I think Hollypaw was only her apprentice for a single moon). Cinderpelt was shown to be patient with her, correct her gently and guide her. She started being impatient after she was fully named, but like... yeah that's seemingly normal for the cats. I'm supposed to think she cared so so deeply about her kits, but honestly the only kit/paw I thought she cared about was cinderpaw2 (Cinderheart, I'm gonna just call her that). She was almost smothering for cinderheart when the apprentice hurt her leg, and I know its a "well she didn't want cinderpelts ghost to do this again" but this was the first time I felt like she actually LIKED any of the other cats in the clan this arc. She's short with people, she's constantly badgering Jaypaw and hiding things from him or yelling at him, and then the book is like "Jayfeather can feel that shes sad" I don't care. Act like it? Please? Leafpool I want to like you. <br />
     Oh I dont think her and Lionpaw talked in an important way ever.<br />
     I think I'm supposed to pity her and know that she <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Is Sad </span></span>because Jayfeather can tell, but they didn't make me agree with him. And her dumb drama ruined how people treated Squilf, who just wanted to help her sister. I'm supposed to be mad at them I think, but I'm.... really not. I'm not mad at Leafpool for having the kits, I'm mad that the writers didn't make me think she cared. I'm not mad Squilf cared for kits for her sister. Honestly, it's implied a few times that she didn't really handle being a fake queen well, I think they could have made her more uncomfortable as an adult with the kits and I'd believe Leafpool cared more. But they didn't really stick with this. <br />
     I wish theyd let me see warrior leafpool a bit more. She's been a warrior for maybe a year at this point and I wanna know how its going. Jayfeather is pissed she isn't bossing him around and keeps asking what he thinks about helping cats when he is asking her for help. She's acting like her training didn't happen and he's pissed. I agree with him, leafpool stop acting like a mouse.<br />
TLDR: Leafpaw was great, Leafpool did not make me feel like she actually always loved her kits. She should have been a better mentor. <br />
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Also feel like I should say Squilf is Squrrielflight, one of the writers gave her that nickname. It's fun.<br />
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     Off of this, I'm gonna talk about leafpool's kits for a second. <br />
     Lionpaw/Lionblaze is blood thirsty. He dreams of killing, and then when he does kill hes shocked and upset. He trained under Tigerstar and Hawkfrost in the dark forest, and then moons later is so quick to call dark forest trainees mouse brained. Particularly Ivypaw and Tigerheart, lionblaze needs to shut up. He constantly bounces between demanding Dovepaw use her powers to do more (hear more, see more, sense more, spy) and then goes "I hope she's not pushing herself too hard. I hope she doesn't feel like all the clans' issues are in her paws." <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">YOU </span></span>are making her feel like they are. His romance with Cinderheart has come out of nowhere, but also I like them. For now I like this pair. Im coming back to write he's bitchy about the fact Firestar won't let him go to the mountains 1 time. I want more people to tell him no.<br />
     Hollypaw was my favorite until she got like... too into the warrior code. She was the most well rounded, and the least whiny. And she's not the first cat to be into the warrior code, I think it was even a good idea, but it kind of ruined her personality. Until she killed Ashfur. Hollyleaf after killing Ashfur is such an interesting character. The fact the in the other chapters, those perspective characters already had talked about "I wonder who killed Ashfur" meant that when she didn't think about it I almost didn't notice. She was so focused on finding Sol so he could tell her who her dad was, so uninterested in the murder that had been talked about repeatedly, that it almost makes you forget WHY cats wanted Sol. Hollyleaf you are fascinating, as I'm writing this Jayfeather and Lionblaze just realized she's not dead and hiding in tunnels, can't wait till you come back to die again. Hollypaw was a very caring apprentice who worried about her brothers constantly, Hollyleaf is angry and listens to emo pop.<br />
     Jaypaw was a whiny mean baby and I loved it. He was mean to Brightheart which was uncalled for, and he hated apprentice duties. Hated cleaning ticks, hated fetching moss, talked about how unfair it was he had to do normal apprentice duty before exploring. AND THEN, when he was taken to explore, he complained that he knew everything already (then walked off and almost drowned, was saved by his secret dad). Jaypaw does not come across to me as a "good medicine cat apprentice" because he basically hates everyone and everything. I'm almost positive he even talked about not feeding the elders. BUT, Leafpool picked him and basically wouldn't shut up about it. Because.... why. He remembers herbs from scents? Truly I think only Brightheart even gave him a chance to try being a warrior, but I think he was a shitty apprentice to give her. He needed an experienced mentor, one who would call him on his bs. Leafpool and Jayfeather never seemed to get along, I kind hate them in every scene together. Jayfeathers favorite cat was the stick. Jayfeather is fascinating to me because one chapter he will complain that cats get hurt too often and then complain that no one has needed him today. Also he gardens??? It's smart for a medicine cat, but i love when they make the mean character garden. And it's implied this is a him thing, not a normal clan thing. Good job Jayfeather. One more thing, but I'm gonna spoil this. Nothing graphic but uh... birth warn? Im mostly gonna talk about kits this is me being overly cautious<br />
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			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title">Spoiler</span> Jayfeather seems to love kitting. He talks about it like its magic, and he hates everything else in his job so like???? OKAY??? It's implied at one point that he "doesn't know why a she cat would want kits" but he does obviously. He even seems to like kits. He's most patient with Poppyfrost's, she's his friend, and even says he loves that they don't try to avoid saying "watch me do a trick". And he pretends to watch them. He snaps at kits a few times when he's busy, which is fair, but when he's not he's kinda playful. The first birth is too detailed to me, I hated it, but they keep talking about more and Jayfeather is always thrilled about kits. He does, since hes blind, describe it with his other senses and I hate it deeply. Jayfeather you confuse me, I love you.<br />
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     I'm also supposed to think these three are super close, but theyre not. I don't think I Jayfeather and Lionblaze have a conversation until Hollyleaf is "dead". Hollyleaf and Jayfeather actually get along very well, they bicker a little but he doesn't seem upset when she tries to help him. Jayfeather gets along with she cats better, except for Leafpool. Lionblaze and Hollyleaf never seem to agree, they are fighting constantly. These three are so so close, but they're not. They're really not. I love these three. Hollyleaf is the only one who didn't make me feel like she wanted to be evil at some point as a teen, then she committed murder.<br />
TLDR: Lionblaze needs anger management, Hollyleaf put herself in a timeout, and Jayfeather hates you. <br />
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     Cinderpelt is my favorite cat, and she remains that. She's been dead for almost two series now and I miss her. I hate that she "needed to die for the plot" I was attached and this doesn't help with me being mad at Leafpool. She could be sassy like her wonderful mentor Yellowfang, she was an energetic curse of an apprentice for fireheart, and she was a gentle mentor for leafpaw. Her and littlecloud's frienship is incredibly touching, I love that she ignored yellowfang to help a cat in need, and he said, "Yeah I want to be her". I would have loved more scenes with them, or him learning about her death. Let me be emotional Erin Hunters. <br />
     At one-point Firestar says "she acts more like Yellowfang every day" when she really isn't acting like Yellowfang in my opinion. But he says it in a "I'm so happy she stands up for herself" way. To punish Firestar and Yellowfang for this, the universe made Jayfeather. Jayfeather is Yellowfang but younger. Yellowfang and Jayfeather are a funny duo who basically flip eachother off in half death. <br />
     It's pretty obvious to me that they didn't really know what to do with the ghost subplot. Knowing a little of whats happening in the current series the new team might actually be doing the concept better. But I'm in series 4 not series 9, Moonpaw isn't real yet, and isn't here to remind me that was exactly what I wanted my rp cat to look like at 12. Cinderheart is... a good enough character. I kind of wish Cinderpelt haunting her was handled better, and wasn't just used to make Leafpool and Jayfeather stare at her over dying cats begging for help. <br />
     Related to Cinderpelt, Brightheart is a darling and her and Cloudtail have maybe the best relationship? It's not really focused on at this point, but they got along before her accident. He definitely had a crush but wasn't weird about it, and she got along with him. Honestly, I thought her and Swiftpaw would have more of a problem with Cloudtail, but really, they were just mad about being left behind when he's made a warrior. And he was so sweet with her after the dogs, when other cats reacted with fear. Even got mad at his kittypet mom. Helped Lostface (Brightheart's punishment name) figure out fighting moves and hunting techniques to make up for her lost senses (half blind, half deaf, I think balance problems, but also, I don't know specifically). There's a brief period of issue where Cloudtail is trying to help Daisy adjust to clan life, and Brightheart is jealous. I... actually feel like this was realistic. I feel like Cloudtail is shown to be caring, and kind of portrayed to be dumb enough not to see the issue. Not to pick up on flirting. And Brightheart was very hurt by Daisy being so scared of her, so her getting angry with Cloudtail was... I don't think she was really mad at him, just hurt. And normally he helped her, so now him hurting her was... ah. But I kind of love that they let them have this fight. Let the cats fight and make up. <br />
     Frostfur and Lionheart's litter of kits is cursed in a weird way to me. The males, Brakenfur and Thornclaw, are just guys. They're there! I think they're both tabbies that are brown and if the erins need a "responsible male cat" they pick one of them. The average background guys! Now you have the girls, who both suffer tragic accidents as apprentices. WOW. I... I don't think that was on purpose. Cinderpelt's leg and Brighthearts face aren't actually a curse, or the Erin's even trying to purposely say something. They just had two cats they wanted to use, and weirdly they were from the same litter PROBABLY. Theres no explanation for why half the litter is apprenticed later, just know that and move on. <br />
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     Briarlight is darling and also cursed. The Erin's keep almost killing her, and her back injury actually made me cry (not hard but my eyes were teary). Starting with her as a kit, when she's pretty young her and Millie (her mom) are two of the first cats to get the green cough outbreak. Briarkit probably should have died, im gonna be honest. It takes a life from Firestar, who gets sick later than her and is a stronger cat (full grown cat vs basically a newborn). But only Firestar dies, because he has spare lives. More cats should die. I'm happy she didn't but that's a separate issue. THEN Briarkit, close to apprentice age I think, almost gets bit by a snake. Honeyfern protects her and dies, this poor kit can't escape almost death. <br />
     On the day of Briarpaw's assessment to become a warrior, after her and her sibling celebrate passing, a tree falls into camp. I knew this would happen, I didn't know the details. Dovepaw hearing the tree fall and trying to rush everyone, people freaking out, Mousefur (I love her) being old and not wanting to leave her bed and then insisting they go back for a mouse. A Mouse. I was expecting Briarpaw's accident, I didn't know this was how Longtail died at the same time. Longtail had been such a joy since the early books, his death hurt. And hearing Briarpaw's desperation and pain as she couldn't move her legs, as cats struggled to pull her and Longtail's body out from under the tree that was going to collapse further, it was a lot. It was a lot. I knew this was gonna hurt a bit more after everything with Chappy, but fuck man I wish she'd live forever. She was supposed die for the record, but Vicky (one of the original Erins) had unfortunately had a cousin who had a tragic accident, a spinal injury. So she really wanted to figure out ways Jayfeather could help Briarlight, sort of a way to get through her cousin's injury and kind of support him. Hope the guys doing well for what it's worth.<br />
     Briarlight is already a pretty good cat for jayfeather to be around, but I'm looking forward to this continuing. The medicine den needs a nice helper cat. It's not Jayfeather, and not really Leafpool. The books think its Leafpool but it's a lie. <br />
     I don't love cats talking about Briarlight's injury. Millie keeps yelling at Jayfeather for making Briarlight do things, and it hurts Briarlight. Before this I liked Millie, but this injury has brought out something awful in her. However, Jayfeather is kind of a hypocrite. He thinks at one point in a book that Briarlight might have been better off dead like Longtail, then gets pissed later when Millie says that she wishes her daughter was maybe dead rather than this. Its a bad interaction all around, no one is in the right here, and I'm pretty sure this is all ableism. Jayfeather isn't really mad she thinks that he's mad she said it where Briarlight can hear. Now to be fair, yeah it's not realistic for a wild cat with this injury to last super long. I'm happy she makes it a few years but... Yeah her dying kind of young is real. And when I get there, I will cry. For now she's getting stronger and I love her. <br />
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     Okay last thing I really need to say is I love Blackstar. Blackstar hasn't done anything wrong in a while, and I kind of agree with him about Thunderclan being in everyone's business and expecting the other clans to be forever in their debt. Even when all the clans help. Honestly Firestar didn't think like that, but Jayfeather and Lionblaze sure do. Even Dovepaw kind of does, but she's also extremely stressed that she can constantly hear ways to help every clan. I'm willing to ignore the child thinking like her older cousin mentor guy. Blackstar's biggest crime as leader was briefly having a twink boyfriend (Sol) and giving up Starclan, but I think leaders just need to do that sometimes. Shadowclan is supposed to be evil and sneaky but outside of the first series where Brokenstar is baby killer evil, Shadowclan is just vibing. And Tigerstar was their leader, but he's mostly Thunderclans fault imo. Windclan is a bigger issue, and Riverclan even helps them one-time raiding thunderclan, but shadowclan helps thunderclan in this fight. Then the eclipse stops the war, and then Sol flirts with Blackstar... yeah. Power of three has so many plots. Shadowclan being evil is over played, theyre kind of just chill. I love you Blackstar, I'm happy you decided to be a better leader than Tigerstar. <br />
     Riverclan cats love dying on adventures. Silverstream when the six go to the mountain in series 2, and Rippletail in series 4 when they go to fight the beavers. Stormfur also leaves during the great journey and stays with the tribe, good for him and his wife. Can't wait for all the clans to send cats on boat in series 6 and lose Riverclan to sharks, and cats from all the clans to go to space in series 8 and Riverclan to take off their helmets. This is a joke, as far as I know the cats haven't built a boat yet. <br />
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     Okay after a day has passed and I'm finishing this the following night, I am about halfway through the 5th book in this 6 book series. Ivypool and Dovewing are friends again yay! Hollyleaf is helping Thunderclan from her tunnels, Lionblaze just went to look for her but instead has found Sol. I think they're trying to make Sol scary but Sol isn't scary. Oh and I kind of love traveling plots, but they keep making the tribe seem worse which is sad.<br />
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     Watching someone play the Clangen Cruel season demo (It's only in the dev version so hopefully we get it soon!)<br />
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     Hopefully any future update will be shorter. This was a lot that has built up in my head.     <br />
     Ivypaw and Dovepaw<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Okay so I decided this year I wanted to listen to the warrior cats audio books. I've liked warrior cats for a long time, but it was just amvs and rp when I was younger. I could never find the books at book fairs, and at some point I gave up on actually reading them. So, I've watched theory videos, joke videos, had thoughts about characters, and played a dumb amount of clangen. Now, getting through the books I have some of my own thoughts, which I'm gonna dump here. I don't expect anyone to read this, I didn't expect this to be so long even.<br />
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     This is your warning now this is <span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">not</span></span> Spoiler free. the book I'm on was released in 2010 and I... don't really think anyone is concerned about spoilers. This is also not me retelling the books, I'm just rambling. I welcome anyone else's thoughts, and I welcome questions. You're not gonna read these let me ramble.<br />
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     I'm currently half way through Omen of Stars (Series 4). Theres about a half hour left of the third book, Night Whispers. Ivypaw and Dovepaw are still apprentices, and might start getting along again. I can only hope. I know I'm lying to myself. Flametail is... drowning. I was so happy to get out of thunderclan for a bit, and they've killed him. <br />
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     Okay, I'm gonna start off with seemingly my most controversial take and the longest/most related to other lingering thoughts. I don't like Leafpool. I don't like her and I think they fumbled with what they wanted from her. Leafpaw was sweet and caring, and a huge worrier. She was always fussing over Squilf (I love Squrrielflight) and honestly, I loved hearing Leafpaws thoughts on other cats. She didn't like Hawkfrost right away, she wasn't fond of Brambleclaw, she loved her friend Sorreltail, and I understand Mothpool deeply because Leafpaw could not shut up about how beautiful Mothwing was. Leafpaw was a good character, I liked her, I like how her and Squrrielpaw balanced each other. I liked their magic emotional connection, Leafpaw biting burdock root so Squrrielpaw could know what herb to use on Tawnypelt's rat bites was such a cool thing to do. It was also a good way to make me, the reader, remember one of the various herbs. I've been, when I remember, putting those in my notes because I adore medicine cats. <br />
     Back on track, I adored Leafpaw. Leafpool is not the same cat. She's a lot more selfish and short tempered in the early days, and acts childish when Brightheart is helping Cinderpelt with the clan. Brightheart who I will point out is *PROBABLY* her littermate, and Leafpool is constantly in her littermate's business. (First arc problems, they were definitely in the nursery together and have the same mom, but half the litter is apprenticed much earlier. Cinderpaw and Brakenpaw, then Brightpaw and Thornpaw Later. IM COMING BACK TO THEM LATER!) Every time Leafpool said "But I'm a medicine cat!" when Crowfeather flirted with her I wanted to throw my phone into a pond. Maybe I'm cold but they did not make me care about her forbidden romance. And every time she justified it with "Cinderpelt is young, she'll be around for many moons" I knew my favorite girl was on borrowed time. I mean, I knew that already, but I can't explain to you how obvious they make it. I don't really care that her relationship didn't work out. He saved her one time, and I think that was the first time they really talked? And it was a love confession? It didn't make sense. And it ruined her to me at least.<br />
     In power of three, towards the series end when the secret is out, they really tried to make it seem like "Leafpool always loved her kits" but she was mean to them. She didn't give Hollypaw a chance to be a medicine cat apprentice because she seemed to assume Jaypaw HAD to be her apprentice. Like everyone else. I don't know that hollypaw was even given more than a moon. And them trying to be like "Holly's squeamish about injuries but so ready for battle" and "She can't remember herbs easily" was so frustrating. And she wasn't patient with either of her apprentices. She just seemed to expect them to know things (again, I think Hollypaw was only her apprentice for a single moon). Cinderpelt was shown to be patient with her, correct her gently and guide her. She started being impatient after she was fully named, but like... yeah that's seemingly normal for the cats. I'm supposed to think she cared so so deeply about her kits, but honestly the only kit/paw I thought she cared about was cinderpaw2 (Cinderheart, I'm gonna just call her that). She was almost smothering for cinderheart when the apprentice hurt her leg, and I know its a "well she didn't want cinderpelts ghost to do this again" but this was the first time I felt like she actually LIKED any of the other cats in the clan this arc. She's short with people, she's constantly badgering Jaypaw and hiding things from him or yelling at him, and then the book is like "Jayfeather can feel that shes sad" I don't care. Act like it? Please? Leafpool I want to like you. <br />
     Oh I dont think her and Lionpaw talked in an important way ever.<br />
     I think I'm supposed to pity her and know that she <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Is Sad </span></span>because Jayfeather can tell, but they didn't make me agree with him. And her dumb drama ruined how people treated Squilf, who just wanted to help her sister. I'm supposed to be mad at them I think, but I'm.... really not. I'm not mad at Leafpool for having the kits, I'm mad that the writers didn't make me think she cared. I'm not mad Squilf cared for kits for her sister. Honestly, it's implied a few times that she didn't really handle being a fake queen well, I think they could have made her more uncomfortable as an adult with the kits and I'd believe Leafpool cared more. But they didn't really stick with this. <br />
     I wish theyd let me see warrior leafpool a bit more. She's been a warrior for maybe a year at this point and I wanna know how its going. Jayfeather is pissed she isn't bossing him around and keeps asking what he thinks about helping cats when he is asking her for help. She's acting like her training didn't happen and he's pissed. I agree with him, leafpool stop acting like a mouse.<br />
TLDR: Leafpaw was great, Leafpool did not make me feel like she actually always loved her kits. She should have been a better mentor. <br />
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Also feel like I should say Squilf is Squrrielflight, one of the writers gave her that nickname. It's fun.<br />
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     Off of this, I'm gonna talk about leafpool's kits for a second. <br />
     Lionpaw/Lionblaze is blood thirsty. He dreams of killing, and then when he does kill hes shocked and upset. He trained under Tigerstar and Hawkfrost in the dark forest, and then moons later is so quick to call dark forest trainees mouse brained. Particularly Ivypaw and Tigerheart, lionblaze needs to shut up. He constantly bounces between demanding Dovepaw use her powers to do more (hear more, see more, sense more, spy) and then goes "I hope she's not pushing herself too hard. I hope she doesn't feel like all the clans' issues are in her paws." <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">YOU </span></span>are making her feel like they are. His romance with Cinderheart has come out of nowhere, but also I like them. For now I like this pair. Im coming back to write he's bitchy about the fact Firestar won't let him go to the mountains 1 time. I want more people to tell him no.<br />
     Hollypaw was my favorite until she got like... too into the warrior code. She was the most well rounded, and the least whiny. And she's not the first cat to be into the warrior code, I think it was even a good idea, but it kind of ruined her personality. Until she killed Ashfur. Hollyleaf after killing Ashfur is such an interesting character. The fact the in the other chapters, those perspective characters already had talked about "I wonder who killed Ashfur" meant that when she didn't think about it I almost didn't notice. She was so focused on finding Sol so he could tell her who her dad was, so uninterested in the murder that had been talked about repeatedly, that it almost makes you forget WHY cats wanted Sol. Hollyleaf you are fascinating, as I'm writing this Jayfeather and Lionblaze just realized she's not dead and hiding in tunnels, can't wait till you come back to die again. Hollypaw was a very caring apprentice who worried about her brothers constantly, Hollyleaf is angry and listens to emo pop.<br />
     Jaypaw was a whiny mean baby and I loved it. He was mean to Brightheart which was uncalled for, and he hated apprentice duties. Hated cleaning ticks, hated fetching moss, talked about how unfair it was he had to do normal apprentice duty before exploring. AND THEN, when he was taken to explore, he complained that he knew everything already (then walked off and almost drowned, was saved by his secret dad). Jaypaw does not come across to me as a "good medicine cat apprentice" because he basically hates everyone and everything. I'm almost positive he even talked about not feeding the elders. BUT, Leafpool picked him and basically wouldn't shut up about it. Because.... why. He remembers herbs from scents? Truly I think only Brightheart even gave him a chance to try being a warrior, but I think he was a shitty apprentice to give her. He needed an experienced mentor, one who would call him on his bs. Leafpool and Jayfeather never seemed to get along, I kind hate them in every scene together. Jayfeathers favorite cat was the stick. Jayfeather is fascinating to me because one chapter he will complain that cats get hurt too often and then complain that no one has needed him today. Also he gardens??? It's smart for a medicine cat, but i love when they make the mean character garden. And it's implied this is a him thing, not a normal clan thing. Good job Jayfeather. One more thing, but I'm gonna spoil this. Nothing graphic but uh... birth warn? Im mostly gonna talk about kits this is me being overly cautious<br />
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			<div class="spoiler_content" style="display: none;"><span class="spoiler_content_title">Spoiler</span> Jayfeather seems to love kitting. He talks about it like its magic, and he hates everything else in his job so like???? OKAY??? It's implied at one point that he "doesn't know why a she cat would want kits" but he does obviously. He even seems to like kits. He's most patient with Poppyfrost's, she's his friend, and even says he loves that they don't try to avoid saying "watch me do a trick". And he pretends to watch them. He snaps at kits a few times when he's busy, which is fair, but when he's not he's kinda playful. The first birth is too detailed to me, I hated it, but they keep talking about more and Jayfeather is always thrilled about kits. He does, since hes blind, describe it with his other senses and I hate it deeply. Jayfeather you confuse me, I love you.<br />
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     I'm also supposed to think these three are super close, but theyre not. I don't think I Jayfeather and Lionblaze have a conversation until Hollyleaf is "dead". Hollyleaf and Jayfeather actually get along very well, they bicker a little but he doesn't seem upset when she tries to help him. Jayfeather gets along with she cats better, except for Leafpool. Lionblaze and Hollyleaf never seem to agree, they are fighting constantly. These three are so so close, but they're not. They're really not. I love these three. Hollyleaf is the only one who didn't make me feel like she wanted to be evil at some point as a teen, then she committed murder.<br />
TLDR: Lionblaze needs anger management, Hollyleaf put herself in a timeout, and Jayfeather hates you. <br />
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     Cinderpelt is my favorite cat, and she remains that. She's been dead for almost two series now and I miss her. I hate that she "needed to die for the plot" I was attached and this doesn't help with me being mad at Leafpool. She could be sassy like her wonderful mentor Yellowfang, she was an energetic curse of an apprentice for fireheart, and she was a gentle mentor for leafpaw. Her and littlecloud's frienship is incredibly touching, I love that she ignored yellowfang to help a cat in need, and he said, "Yeah I want to be her". I would have loved more scenes with them, or him learning about her death. Let me be emotional Erin Hunters. <br />
     At one-point Firestar says "she acts more like Yellowfang every day" when she really isn't acting like Yellowfang in my opinion. But he says it in a "I'm so happy she stands up for herself" way. To punish Firestar and Yellowfang for this, the universe made Jayfeather. Jayfeather is Yellowfang but younger. Yellowfang and Jayfeather are a funny duo who basically flip eachother off in half death. <br />
     It's pretty obvious to me that they didn't really know what to do with the ghost subplot. Knowing a little of whats happening in the current series the new team might actually be doing the concept better. But I'm in series 4 not series 9, Moonpaw isn't real yet, and isn't here to remind me that was exactly what I wanted my rp cat to look like at 12. Cinderheart is... a good enough character. I kind of wish Cinderpelt haunting her was handled better, and wasn't just used to make Leafpool and Jayfeather stare at her over dying cats begging for help. <br />
     Related to Cinderpelt, Brightheart is a darling and her and Cloudtail have maybe the best relationship? It's not really focused on at this point, but they got along before her accident. He definitely had a crush but wasn't weird about it, and she got along with him. Honestly, I thought her and Swiftpaw would have more of a problem with Cloudtail, but really, they were just mad about being left behind when he's made a warrior. And he was so sweet with her after the dogs, when other cats reacted with fear. Even got mad at his kittypet mom. Helped Lostface (Brightheart's punishment name) figure out fighting moves and hunting techniques to make up for her lost senses (half blind, half deaf, I think balance problems, but also, I don't know specifically). There's a brief period of issue where Cloudtail is trying to help Daisy adjust to clan life, and Brightheart is jealous. I... actually feel like this was realistic. I feel like Cloudtail is shown to be caring, and kind of portrayed to be dumb enough not to see the issue. Not to pick up on flirting. And Brightheart was very hurt by Daisy being so scared of her, so her getting angry with Cloudtail was... I don't think she was really mad at him, just hurt. And normally he helped her, so now him hurting her was... ah. But I kind of love that they let them have this fight. Let the cats fight and make up. <br />
     Frostfur and Lionheart's litter of kits is cursed in a weird way to me. The males, Brakenfur and Thornclaw, are just guys. They're there! I think they're both tabbies that are brown and if the erins need a "responsible male cat" they pick one of them. The average background guys! Now you have the girls, who both suffer tragic accidents as apprentices. WOW. I... I don't think that was on purpose. Cinderpelt's leg and Brighthearts face aren't actually a curse, or the Erin's even trying to purposely say something. They just had two cats they wanted to use, and weirdly they were from the same litter PROBABLY. Theres no explanation for why half the litter is apprenticed later, just know that and move on. <br />
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     Briarlight is darling and also cursed. The Erin's keep almost killing her, and her back injury actually made me cry (not hard but my eyes were teary). Starting with her as a kit, when she's pretty young her and Millie (her mom) are two of the first cats to get the green cough outbreak. Briarkit probably should have died, im gonna be honest. It takes a life from Firestar, who gets sick later than her and is a stronger cat (full grown cat vs basically a newborn). But only Firestar dies, because he has spare lives. More cats should die. I'm happy she didn't but that's a separate issue. THEN Briarkit, close to apprentice age I think, almost gets bit by a snake. Honeyfern protects her and dies, this poor kit can't escape almost death. <br />
     On the day of Briarpaw's assessment to become a warrior, after her and her sibling celebrate passing, a tree falls into camp. I knew this would happen, I didn't know the details. Dovepaw hearing the tree fall and trying to rush everyone, people freaking out, Mousefur (I love her) being old and not wanting to leave her bed and then insisting they go back for a mouse. A Mouse. I was expecting Briarpaw's accident, I didn't know this was how Longtail died at the same time. Longtail had been such a joy since the early books, his death hurt. And hearing Briarpaw's desperation and pain as she couldn't move her legs, as cats struggled to pull her and Longtail's body out from under the tree that was going to collapse further, it was a lot. It was a lot. I knew this was gonna hurt a bit more after everything with Chappy, but fuck man I wish she'd live forever. She was supposed die for the record, but Vicky (one of the original Erins) had unfortunately had a cousin who had a tragic accident, a spinal injury. So she really wanted to figure out ways Jayfeather could help Briarlight, sort of a way to get through her cousin's injury and kind of support him. Hope the guys doing well for what it's worth.<br />
     Briarlight is already a pretty good cat for jayfeather to be around, but I'm looking forward to this continuing. The medicine den needs a nice helper cat. It's not Jayfeather, and not really Leafpool. The books think its Leafpool but it's a lie. <br />
     I don't love cats talking about Briarlight's injury. Millie keeps yelling at Jayfeather for making Briarlight do things, and it hurts Briarlight. Before this I liked Millie, but this injury has brought out something awful in her. However, Jayfeather is kind of a hypocrite. He thinks at one point in a book that Briarlight might have been better off dead like Longtail, then gets pissed later when Millie says that she wishes her daughter was maybe dead rather than this. Its a bad interaction all around, no one is in the right here, and I'm pretty sure this is all ableism. Jayfeather isn't really mad she thinks that he's mad she said it where Briarlight can hear. Now to be fair, yeah it's not realistic for a wild cat with this injury to last super long. I'm happy she makes it a few years but... Yeah her dying kind of young is real. And when I get there, I will cry. For now she's getting stronger and I love her. <br />
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     Okay last thing I really need to say is I love Blackstar. Blackstar hasn't done anything wrong in a while, and I kind of agree with him about Thunderclan being in everyone's business and expecting the other clans to be forever in their debt. Even when all the clans help. Honestly Firestar didn't think like that, but Jayfeather and Lionblaze sure do. Even Dovepaw kind of does, but she's also extremely stressed that she can constantly hear ways to help every clan. I'm willing to ignore the child thinking like her older cousin mentor guy. Blackstar's biggest crime as leader was briefly having a twink boyfriend (Sol) and giving up Starclan, but I think leaders just need to do that sometimes. Shadowclan is supposed to be evil and sneaky but outside of the first series where Brokenstar is baby killer evil, Shadowclan is just vibing. And Tigerstar was their leader, but he's mostly Thunderclans fault imo. Windclan is a bigger issue, and Riverclan even helps them one-time raiding thunderclan, but shadowclan helps thunderclan in this fight. Then the eclipse stops the war, and then Sol flirts with Blackstar... yeah. Power of three has so many plots. Shadowclan being evil is over played, theyre kind of just chill. I love you Blackstar, I'm happy you decided to be a better leader than Tigerstar. <br />
     Riverclan cats love dying on adventures. Silverstream when the six go to the mountain in series 2, and Rippletail in series 4 when they go to fight the beavers. Stormfur also leaves during the great journey and stays with the tribe, good for him and his wife. Can't wait for all the clans to send cats on boat in series 6 and lose Riverclan to sharks, and cats from all the clans to go to space in series 8 and Riverclan to take off their helmets. This is a joke, as far as I know the cats haven't built a boat yet. <br />
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     Okay after a day has passed and I'm finishing this the following night, I am about halfway through the 5th book in this 6 book series. Ivypool and Dovewing are friends again yay! Hollyleaf is helping Thunderclan from her tunnels, Lionblaze just went to look for her but instead has found Sol. I think they're trying to make Sol scary but Sol isn't scary. Oh and I kind of love traveling plots, but they keep making the tribe seem worse which is sad.<br />
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     Watching someone play the Clangen Cruel season demo (It's only in the dev version so hopefully we get it soon!)<br />
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     Hopefully any future update will be shorter. This was a lot that has built up in my head.     <br />
     Ivypaw and Dovepaw<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[[WORLDBUILDING] The Official Knight and Witch Thread]]></title>
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*Pending Approval for Official Text Release by Major Guilds</span><br />
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			<description><![CDATA["Congratulations, [NAME IRRELEVANT]! You have been selected for membership in the Necroconsortium Prodigious Inhabitant Internship reward for your scores on the Truelife Reserve Bi-Decade Aptitude Tests! Report to your nearest train station on Standard Day 207, Hour 11, and present this letter and your identification. You and your luggage will be brought directly to Necroconsortium Headquarters via the Personnel and Supply Rail! Please bring no more than two bags, one of which must be carry-on. All luggage will be carefully inspected before and after you arrive at HQ. Failure to arrive at the designated time will result in swift Asset Confiscation of your corpus under Truelife Citizen Regulatory Ordinance 1929."<br />
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It had been just as the letter said. A visit to the ticket booth, a quick escort by armed guards, muted horror watching said guards ruin your carefully organized packing, and immediate cramming into a train car with three other people who didn't seem much older than you. There was a moment of silence, as you stowed your carry-on and tried to sit down without nearly touching someone, but it was difficult work. Still, the young woman you're sitting next to seemed unbothered by your presence.<br />
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"New intern, huh?" another person asked, this one a catkin across from you who couldn't stop scratching his exposed forearm. Beastkin were rare around these parts, but not so rare that you had to gawk.<br />
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"Obviously." the human next to him said, arms crossed behind his head. He seemed dangerous in a way that defied description, cropped brown hair crowning a serious and scarred expression. He may have been almost pretty but for the obvious signs of a consequential zombie encounter.<br />
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"Whatcha going for?" the blonde next to you asks, giving you an almost glimmering smile. Too clean, too peppy... you wondered how someone from the Management Class had wound up in your neck of the woods. Still, she seemed nice enough...<br />
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The Necroconsortium had a lot of undead, and a lot of ways to create them and keep them in check. There were a lot of roles to "go for", and you wouldn't actually have to make a choice... or have it made for you... for a little while. Still, you had to imagine the Necroconsortium was in some way listening in on the train. You could probably put your finger on the scale if you at least name a specific department...<br />
<br />
CHOOSE A DEPARTMENT?<br />
&gt;REANIMATION<br />
&gt;OCCULTISM<br />
&gt;REQUISITION<br />
&gt;CHOOSE LATER]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA["Congratulations, [NAME IRRELEVANT]! You have been selected for membership in the Necroconsortium Prodigious Inhabitant Internship reward for your scores on the Truelife Reserve Bi-Decade Aptitude Tests! Report to your nearest train station on Standard Day 207, Hour 11, and present this letter and your identification. You and your luggage will be brought directly to Necroconsortium Headquarters via the Personnel and Supply Rail! Please bring no more than two bags, one of which must be carry-on. All luggage will be carefully inspected before and after you arrive at HQ. Failure to arrive at the designated time will result in swift Asset Confiscation of your corpus under Truelife Citizen Regulatory Ordinance 1929."<br />
<br />
It had been just as the letter said. A visit to the ticket booth, a quick escort by armed guards, muted horror watching said guards ruin your carefully organized packing, and immediate cramming into a train car with three other people who didn't seem much older than you. There was a moment of silence, as you stowed your carry-on and tried to sit down without nearly touching someone, but it was difficult work. Still, the young woman you're sitting next to seemed unbothered by your presence.<br />
<br />
"New intern, huh?" another person asked, this one a catkin across from you who couldn't stop scratching his exposed forearm. Beastkin were rare around these parts, but not so rare that you had to gawk.<br />
<br />
"Obviously." the human next to him said, arms crossed behind his head. He seemed dangerous in a way that defied description, cropped brown hair crowning a serious and scarred expression. He may have been almost pretty but for the obvious signs of a consequential zombie encounter.<br />
<br />
"Whatcha going for?" the blonde next to you asks, giving you an almost glimmering smile. Too clean, too peppy... you wondered how someone from the Management Class had wound up in your neck of the woods. Still, she seemed nice enough...<br />
<br />
The Necroconsortium had a lot of undead, and a lot of ways to create them and keep them in check. There were a lot of roles to "go for", and you wouldn't actually have to make a choice... or have it made for you... for a little while. Still, you had to imagine the Necroconsortium was in some way listening in on the train. You could probably put your finger on the scale if you at least name a specific department...<br />
<br />
CHOOSE A DEPARTMENT?<br />
&gt;REANIMATION<br />
&gt;OCCULTISM<br />
&gt;REQUISITION<br />
&gt;CHOOSE LATER]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[GET OUT PART TWO: GET OUTER]]></title>
			<link>https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1002.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 10:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=6">Lucy</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[A creature lies asleep in a room. <br />
<br />
<img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/6_31_07_26_10_58_11.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 6_31_07_26_10_58_11.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
The creature wakes up. <br />
<br />
<img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/6_31_07_26_10_58_24.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 6_31_07_26_10_58_24.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
The creature stretches itself out ready to face another day! What a weird dream she had. <br />
<br />
<img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/6_31_07_26_10_58_36.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 6_31_07_26_10_58_36.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Oh. <br />
<br />
Oh this is not what the creature wanted to see. She is not in her home, and this place feels...rancid. What will the creature do?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A creature lies asleep in a room. <br />
<br />
<img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/6_31_07_26_10_58_11.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 6_31_07_26_10_58_11.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
The creature wakes up. <br />
<br />
<img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/6_31_07_26_10_58_24.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 6_31_07_26_10_58_24.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
The creature stretches itself out ready to face another day! What a weird dream she had. <br />
<br />
<img src="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/gallery/6_31_07_26_10_58_36.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 6_31_07_26_10_58_36.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Oh. <br />
<br />
Oh this is not what the creature wanted to see. She is not in her home, and this place feels...rancid. What will the creature do?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Weeb Fishing]]></title>
			<link>https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1001.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2026 18:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/member.php?action=profile&uid=78">Lilium Mortem</a>]]></dc:creator>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">https://homebrewdeviants.com/forum/thread-1001.html</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">ANIME4EVA CHAT</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">#WELCOME</span><br />
<br />
Welcome to Anime4eva, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the</span> premier Discord server for otakus of all stripes! our #rules are simple but make sure to follow them and don't be a <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">baka!</span><br />
To enter the server please fill out the following form:<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Username:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Favorite Anime:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Favorite Anime Character:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Subs or Dubs?:</span><br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">#Gacha hell</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> Guys<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> Guyyyyyyyys<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> Fuck my stupid baka life (T_T)<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> My dad took my phone and deleted FGO, GBF, UPD, HSR, and even Arknights!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> The only game he left me was AMONG US ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> And then he locked down the phone with parental controls and shit<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> AND THEN! The wifi died (._.)<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> so now I'm stuck in this middle of nowhere lake cabin, where the reception is so spotty I'm lucky that I've gotten all these messages out in the same go, with nothing to do, with my dad constantly 'suggesting' I should go fucking <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">FISH</span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: large;" class="mycode_size">ANIME4EVA CHAT</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">#WELCOME</span><br />
<br />
Welcome to Anime4eva, <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">the</span> premier Discord server for otakus of all stripes! our #rules are simple but make sure to follow them and don't be a <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">baka!</span><br />
To enter the server please fill out the following form:<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Username:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Favorite Anime:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Favorite Anime Character:</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Subs or Dubs?:</span><br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
<br />
<span style="font-size: medium;" class="mycode_size">#Gacha hell</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> Guys<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> Guyyyyyyyys<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> Fuck my stupid baka life (T_T)<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> My dad took my phone and deleted FGO, GBF, UPD, HSR, and even Arknights!<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> The only game he left me was AMONG US ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> And then he locked down the phone with parental controls and shit<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> AND THEN! The wifi died (._.)<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:</span> so now I'm stuck in this middle of nowhere lake cabin, where the reception is so spotty I'm lucky that I've gotten all these messages out in the same go, with nothing to do, with my dad constantly 'suggesting' I should go fucking <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">FISH</span>]]></content:encoded>
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