Vic's Nonsense Points Shop

[victorianflorist]

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[Candy-type]

The candy type strums its ukelele thoughtfully as it sits on the front of the boat. It looks out across the lake at the gleaming Hoolpa city. "You fish anything good up yet?" You shake your head no. "Good, I want to set out here a little longer." It trails its finger along the rail of the boat. "Do you ever feel like you weren't meant to be where you are now? Like somewhere there is a place you were meant to be, meant to spawn?" It looks out at the city. "I think I'm meant to be somewhere quiet, somewhere lonely. I know it sounds terrible but I don't feel right in that city anymore. The noise, the hustle, and bustle? And the light, awake so far into the night." It sighs. "It's only on nights like this that I feel peace anymore. Out in the darkness, on the boat with you." It looks you in the eyes. "So, could we do it? Find somewhere quiet? Together?"

[Hypnotism-type]

Smoke hangs heavy in the room, swirling as each complex player fidgets and shifts slightly. The lone lamp illuminating the table grants an intense weight to the gazes darting around the room. Eyes are narrowed. The snap of the cards in the dealer's deft hands rings punctuates your looks as you check the eyes of your opponents, looking for their tells. Until your eyes settle on a little hypnotism type. Its eyes are unknowable and it looks back, you almost imagine it grinning back. You stare daggers as the cards are dealt. The dealer flicks the last card towards the Hypnotism-type and the game begins. 

The dealer pulls the high card, the Mountain. You look at your hand. You have a good chance with one of your greater cards, the Pious, but the Song is unconnected to the mountain.  Your low cards, however, the Celebrity and the Chain, are only connected to the Mountain. The Beach is connected to the Pious though. You throw the Song back along with the Celebrity. The dealer shuffles each and deals you the Glutton and the Crystal. Not much better but you bet a small amount.

Each player reveals their hand, you have the top hand at the table. That is, until the Hypnotism type casually reveals its hand. A perfect flush. All the cash in the pot is pushed towards the TCP and it scoops it up, you can practically feel its smug air.

[Anatomy-type]

Your package was supposed to be here 3 days ago, the company has finally sent a courier to deliver it personally. You pace at your front door, anxious as all hell. You hear a knock and tentatively open the door. An anatomy type looks up at you, dragging your package behind it. "Here you are!" The TCP says cheerfully, almost giggling. You give them a sneer and slam the door, you rip open the package and find, not your game, but a whole raw fish. You stare at it dumbfounded as you hear laughter coming from one of your windows. You run over and throw back the curtain to find the anatomy type and a whole camera crew. "And this has been another episode of 'There's fish where there shouldn't be fish'! See you next time folks!"

[Teddy Bear-type]
The Teddy Bear type bellhop snatches your bags from you and throws them onto the cart, driving away with them before you can follow. You ask the person manning the counter where it was going with your bags. "Oh, its a little game. The bellhop hides them and you go find them. Just make sure it doesn't catch you as you run through the halls. Good luck!"

[Round-type]

You line up the strike, ready to bowl a perfect game. You look down at your ball and it looks back. You drop the round-type tcp in fright. "Dude! That was a winning bowl! Why didn't you take it?" The round type dusts itself off. "God, if I could afford actual balls maybe I'd have some business but no, let's employ all round tcps. That's a great idea! What could go wrong" You continue staring at the tcp as it goes on and on about its failing business. 

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