Vic's Nonsense Points Shop

[victorianflorist]

@skinstealer

[Supernova-type]

The movie theatre is run down; windows shattered and doors askew on their hinges. Everything is aged saved for a rough poster drawn up in permanent marker. It leans against the wall, soaking up dirty water at its bottom edge. It reads 'Puppet show inside!'

 You push your way through the doors and follow a series of graffiti puppets pointing towards showroom one. You set down among the other attendees, only two other people, and the lights go down. A small sock puppet appears on stage, running along. A few more follow. The first sock puppet falls, revealing a supernova-type underneath. "I'm sorry! We'll get the show running in just a moment. Just some technical difficulties."

[Origami-type]

"A fruitless endeavor! I refuse to let that capital go to waste." Your small CEO stamps its foot down on your desk, rage apparent in its shaking paper body. "I'm so mad I could draw eyebrows on my face just to communicate to you meat bags how mad I am. Do you get how mad that is!" Your CEO looks you straight in the eyes. "Move all our tenants to a new location and bulldoze the whole location. We'll start from scratch." Your boss storms out of your office, rustling in the wind as it exits its door.

[Imaginary Friend-type]

You're working in your garden one evening when suddenly your morbitian roses and tulips are trampled by unseen feet. You look around, visibly upset, yet the trampling continues. 

[Ocean-type]

The ocean type before you gently caresses the small isopod-like creature in its hands. "Are you sure you're prepared to foster one of these? They can be quite the handful." In response, the isopod dives into its holder, swimming around. "We have easier creatures to foster. There's a young muzzletrap you can foster through its adolescence, they're fairly low maintenance." You shake your head, pointing at the isopod. "If you insist." The ocean type sighs.

[Wool-type]
"Boom! Pow! Feel the burn!" The wool type on-screen punches the air, adding the words for effect. It's been exercising for the past 2 and a half hours. You were sweating along but now you just watch the tcp as it perpetually exercises, never slowing. It seems to be gaining enthusiasm as it goes, in fact. "YEAH! Feel the BURN!"