[DISCUSSION] TCP Sexuality Thread

[skinstealer]

oh god i was gonna pop in here and vyn jumpscare. we really need to set the bot up to post shit for this thread. also i read your post in the ryu from streets voice.

we've got a couple of introduced maze trials 2.0 characters! let's talk about them and their stupid gay asses. i will only be talking about revealed characters that our system specifically owns, for the sake of it all.

first off
issue #1: the food chain

corrosion and garland are the canon's first 100% heterosexual TCPs! wow! it's as stupid as you can guess! in all seriousness, both of them have concepts related to heteronormativity rumbling around in their heads for vastly different reasons, and this is...complicated for them. they are pretty much full of vile hatred for each other on fucking sight- partially just on principle- both of them have been taught that men are pigs, and women are to be sleazed on- and partially because both of them have been trained into that being the first reaction to Anyone. this is just the fastest way to convey that. they fucking loathe each other, even in the brief time they had together.

separately, corrosion would probably be an enormous bully (...p...positively?) if she ever got the chance to be intimate with someone, though she is probably too pent up in her biases and misanthropy to really consider it, at least for the moment. i could see her getting a thrill of being over in charge of things, though while she doesn't mean ill...she might get overzealous. she's got issues to work out, i can't see her in a relationship for a good while. ability use near-guaranteed, for better or for worse.

garland is "i love a woman who can kick my ass.png" and i mean that derogatorily. he's a fucking jackass and gets his impressions on sex and relationships from daytime television. i could see someone being into the hexes thing but that's not really relevant because he is very much exploded.

issue #2 (so far)

monopoly is too busy posting on twitter to date or consider this kind of thing. she is the kind of person who gets so wrapped up in the wrongs of the world (and especially her situation) that it's hard for her to see straight regarding more personal goals and interests. i will say if you were to flirt with her with a vore angle she'd beat you up. let this be a lesson to other maze trialgoers.

i don't want to go into autopsy's fetish potential and i dont know how to explain that with out a king of the hill "that boy aint right" gif. he's not up for this stuff atm. or for a while. possibly ever. sorry to people who like the beefcake meat man (i also do)


wow these people are kind of trainwrecks huh