[GROUP IM: FRIENDZOO BETA TESTING]

[Lilium Mortem]

[VOID_COWBOY]: @D, how the fuck did you get the letter 'D' as your username?
[VOID_COWBOY]: also fuck I'm sorry I forgot this was beta testing and I haven't really been tryin stuff out
[VOID_COWBOY]: is there like... any kind of tester duties I should do?
[VOID_COWBOY]: or like, do you want to see my chat logs?

[skinstealer]

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: chat logs are the main thing yeah!
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: poking around and seeing how these little guys grow is crucial

[sarcovyn]

[D]: [@VOID_COWBOY] Select a flavor
[D]: 1. I'm a hacker
[D]: 2. I bought this username
[D]: 3. I joined MessiRoom really, really early
[D]: 4. Zero-width spaces
[D]: 5. I'm friends with the MessiRoom developers

[Lilium Mortem]

[VOID_COWBOY]: 6: your uncle works at mintendo
[VOID_COWBOY]: alright lemme just grab the log
[VOID_COWBOY]:

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VoidCowboy: happy birthday Blade
VoidCowboy: you gonna say somethin?
VoidCowboy: wonder how much text you cna input at one time is…
VoidCowboy: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a wasp should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The wasp, of course, flies anyway. Because wasps don’t care what Morbitians think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BERTY” INT. FLYSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BERTY FLYSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Bert’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BERTY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow...
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Blade: HAp
Blade: BITHDAY
VoidCowboy: Correct little man, today is the day of your birth. Welcome to the worl- STOP HITTING THE TRAY
VoidCowboy: you’re making a mess
Blade: for the first time in history, we’re going to hear for ourselves if a common wasp can actually speak.
VoidCowboy: oh you’re parroting the script.
Blade: You’re suing Plaza for a wasp? Honey, that's crazy!
VoidCowboy: Neato. Well that’s all for tonight, see you later lil guy
Blade: Copyright Slumberjobs year 304 - all rights reserved

[Lilium Mortem]

[VOID_COWBOY]: SOS BLADE THREW THE FUCK UP IN A LITTLE BALL WHAT DO I DO?
[VOID_COWBOY]: DON'T KNOCK SHIT OUT OF THE TRAY YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

[skinstealer]

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: oh!
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: yeah, they do that. it's...a hairball, or something
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: don't worry, they're not sick! it just happens sometimes

[Lilium Mortem]

[VOID_COWBOY]: right ok how do I get rid of it? I put it in the tray for now but i know it's not SAFE YOU BASTARD CHILD

[skinstealer]

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: ok so in the corner there should be a little trash can
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: just drag it in there
[PASSWORD_JOURNAL]: love letter likes playing with hers :)
[CRITTER_CATCHER]: fuck's sake

[sarcovyn]

[D]: My pets don't make hairballs because they're just better. Sorry

[Lilium Mortem]

[VOID_COWBOY]: @PASSWORD_JOURNAL and you just let her? fuck's sake dude.
[VOID_COWBOY]: @D
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[sarcovyn]

[D]: LOL

[skinstealer]

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: im allowing that middle finger because no one's friends are better than anyone else's

[skinstealer]

[PASSWORD_JOURNAL]: love letter is a free spirit...

[sarcovyn]

[D]: sent squeakyb.png

[Pichi2214]

[GLITCHY]: Oh!!! Oh I was actually wondering about this ...i realize conversation moved on a bit, but i was asleep
Basically I was wondering if maybe our friends could meet in the future? Like.. currently Sleepy and Bear are still really tiny, so i think i'd want them to be a bit older and more adjusted to existence first, but... when you asked if we would want you to ask anything to your friends I was curious if they'd ever like meeting ours

[skinstealer]

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: i can ask in a little bit, yeah!
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: i think it'd be really good, potentially

[Wilds]

[CRUCIAL_ESCAPE] Still around. Not doing much testing, but keeping an eye on the chat. Kind of want to just pet everyone's lil friends so far!

[skinstealer]

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: ok, so i went to go talk to my friends and uh...some stuff happened
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: it was kind of a big personal drama so i asked both friends involved if they were cool with me sharing and they said yes so
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: let's get this started
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: so youve already seen wiggles, mocha is the other most active friend here and both of them were awake for me to talk to today
[DIGITAL_HORROR]:
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: she's just as silly as wiggles and the two of them were...pretty neutral with each other, as far as i could tell. they'd talk every so often but it'd be small talk, at least as close to it as these guys' vocab can get
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: but today, before i could even ask them about the stuff we talked about here, i noticed mocha was all scared of wiggles.

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RAGS: hey, what's going on here?
Mocha: i'm spooked
RAGS: huh? why? what are you scared of?
Mocha: wiggles...
RAGS: did something happen?
Mocha: no...
RAGS: ...are you sure?
Mocha: it's a secret...

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: at this point i was super confused, so i shifted attention to wiggles.

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RAGS: hey buddy, do you know what's going on with mocha?
Wiggles: no
Wiggles: wont talk
Wiggles: confused
RAGS: yeah, i'm confused too
RAGS: maybe the two of you could try talking together? i know you said she won't, but i don't want her to be scared of you...
Wiggles: can try

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: so the two of them got situated and were really quiet at first, not saying much of anything.
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: i kept an eye out, and kept mostly quiet...

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Wiggles: upset dude?
Mocha: no, i'm just nervous...
Wiggles: why
Mocha: strange feelings...
Wiggles: fresh?
Mocha: i don't know...
Mocha: i am scared of talking

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: i was very surprised at what came next, though. wiggles doesn't like to speak in full strings of words at all, but...

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Wiggles: don't be scared
Wiggles: friend of wiggles?
Mocha: you think i am a friend?
Wiggles: maybe
Mocha: i would like to be a friend...
Mocha: ...strange feelings.

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: at this point, i did step in a little, because it became clear that mocha was having trouble talking and getting her words across.

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RAGS: do you need help saying something, mocha?
Mocha: yes...maybe.
Mocha: words are hard
RAGS: they sure are, i get you.
RAGS: okay, so...is the feeling good, or bad?
Mocha: good, i think
Mocha: very confusing
RAGS: is it an exciting feeling, or calm?
Mocha: exciting
Mocha: feels
Mocha: fuzzy?
RAGS: fuzzy, huh...
RAGS: is it warm?
Mocha: yes!
Mocha: i am fuzzy and warm but
Mocha: it is scary too
RAGS: are you anxious about it?
Mocha: yes...
RAGS: are you scared of something bad happening?
Mocha: yes...
RAGS: nothing bad's going to happen, you're safe here. i've got your back.
Mocha: i want wiggles to have my back
RAGS: oh?
RAGS: like...wiggles specifically?
Mocha: yes...
RAGS: ...are the warm and fuzzy feelings about wiggles?
Mocha: yes...
RAGS: huh...interesting.

[DIGITAL_HORROR]: i've just left wiggles and mocha to hang out with each other now, and i'm keeping an eye on them, but this is a lot of info already.
[DIGITAL_HORROR]: i have some hunches, but...i'm not sure if they're just me reading into things too much.

[knux400]

[GENTLE_STAR]: huh.... definitely seems like mocha's describing being in love with wiggles, or at least close friends?? i mean i might be wrong but idk what else it could be?

[Lilium Mortem]

[VOID_COWBOY]: yo
[VOID_COWBOY]: Have a log
[VOID_COWBOY]: This was happening when I was last in here. when I learned of hairball yarfing.

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SpoilerVoidCowboy: good morning Blade
Blade: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
VoidCowboy: not my birthday
VoidCowboy: time for tophat gruel my beloved
VoidCowboy: you really like that stuff huh?
Blade: Did you know that wasps have Honey, Mr, exterminator? Exhibit D into evidence your honor.
VoidCowboy: cool.
VoidCowboy: there’s still gruel, don’t fucking knock the bowl around.
VoidCowboy:OH GOD YOU CAN THROW UP?
Blade: I don’t feel so good, mr flyson
VoidCowboy: No shit, and I’m not named flyson.
VoidCowboy: I gotta ask the group chat about this
Blade: I’d like to approach the bench, your honor
Blade: overruled
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Blade: mr. flyson?
Blade: … SCENE FADE…?
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VoidCowboy: FUCK that was still on my clipboard
Blade: ANGLE ON!!!
VoidCowboy: ok. Anything else we can do? We need like, balls and toys and stuff.
Blade: Jeffiner, there’s nothing else we can do, the exterminators have won…
VoidCowboy: I GUESS YOU CAN ALWAYS KNOCK STUFF OUT OF THE TRAY YOU LITTLE SHIT
Blade: ARE WE OR ARE WE NOT A FREE REGION YOUR HONOR!?
Blade: Blade
Blade: ANGLE ON toys and stuff TRAY SHIT
VoidCowboy: …Can’t argue with that logic.
VoidCowboy: But you can’t argue with being held in the air for your crimes
Blade: ......('(...´...´..FUCK......(