well it's finally happening, ive gone off into the a-life deep end and i'm taking you all with me

please enter a name and choose from the following species:
-alley cat
-b+w shorthair
-calico
-chinchilla persian
-tabby
-maine coon
-persian
-orange shorthair
-siamese
-russian blue

you don't get to be a dog sorry

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at 100 posts i will draw the tiny cat person for the forum/discord server and it will be a mascot

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take the post above yours. change, add, or remove a single word, and keep it going. together we will create a masterpiece

MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT.
ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK.
I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD.
MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE.
NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON.
I CAN.
I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS.
AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL.
2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING.
THEN I LIFT

YOU, DEAR READER, ARE IN PARIS. YOU CRAVE PLEASANTRIES BUT ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEASANTRIES AND THUS YOUR BUDGET IS APPROXIMATELY NIL.

ITS AT TIMES LIKE THESE ONE MUST KNOW WHO THEY ARE, SO WHO ARE YOU. WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS FOR STARRING IN AN ADVENTURE AS GRAND AS THIS. WHAT IS YOUR HISTORY. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHAT IS YOUR STAR SIGN.

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in [redacted] days i'll ascend into the astral plane and become immortal but until then call me RGB. I go by he/him and have a bucket of ideas that i keep spilling onto the floor oh no they're everywhere

i do art and sometimes bad music, and also write sometimes maybe.