WIZARD QUEST 1: Why are you doing this

[!Holiday [Morbit] Waxxx]

You are THE WIZARD. It's another fantastic day in your "WIZARD TOWER", but unfortunately you have PRESSING WIZARD MATTERS to attend to today, or so your WIZARD LIST keeps telling you.


What shall your WIZARDLY ACTIONS or WIZARDLY INQUIRIES be?

[1011686]

One of your peers accidentally broke the 2nd dimension again, you need to repair it.

[King-Clod]

Let's WIZARDLY do our WIZARD laundry, with MAGIC SOAP. (It isn't actually magic, Magic is the name of the brand)

[cosmo]

summon our familiar, gertrude the flying ostrich, to help us with our WIZARDLY EXECUTIVE FUNCTIONING ISSUES (hey, it can happen to anyone, magic or not!)

[RedGreenBlue]

Cast a spell on the neighbor that causes a slight inconvenience to them, like slightly sticky hands or the inability to wear more than one sock. Your neighbor brought this upon themselves when they chose to curse your lawn gnomes to look at you.

[ಠ_ಠ]

...eat

[!Holiday [Morbit] Waxxx]

>Second dimension machine broke
That's been broken for a long time! Fortunately, as a WIZARDLY BEING of the third or more dimensions, you are not personally affected and as such can safely put it off until it becomes urgent and potentially catastrophic.

>Gertrude
...is unfortunately on WIZARD VACATION, also known as TAKING A VACATION FROM THE WIZARD. She does a fantastic job of your taxes, but even familiars need time off.

>Neighbors
You don't have any! Your WIZARD TOWER is Just Too High Up. Your lawn gnomes ARE cursed, but that has nothing to do with it.

>Do our laundry
A fantastic idea! You shuffle through your WIZARD POCKETS, digging out some quarters. Yep, you got enough! Anything else to do before you head over to the LAUND-RO-MAT?




>Eat
When no one is looking, you eat one of the quarters. Iron is an important part of a balanced diet, as we all know. Or whatever quarters are made of.

[ಠ_ಠ]

don't forget to take your clothes before you leave for laundry

[King-Clod]

oh we should probably shower, all things considered
no one likes a stinky wizard

[cosmo]

we can take a shower in one of the washing machines by using our wizard magic to temporarily turn into a pair of pants

[1011686]

Cast a spell. No need to check what it does, just cast one.

[!Holiday [Morbit] Waxxx]

>Don't forget your clothes
You're already wearing them!

>Take shower
>Actually just take a shower at the laundromat by being pants
You've never considered the extra WIZARDLY step of turning yourself into pants before, but that was already the plan! You will look into that possibility once you arrive at your destination.

>>>CAST A SPELL
WELL OK



CHOOSE A WEATHER EFFECT.

[RedGreenBlue]

Thunder and lightning, but clear blue skies. fuck logic, you're a wizard.

[cosmo]

snow 2

[Bug]

Mountain Dew. Because what's better than making everything and everyone hate you by turning everything green and sticky?

[King-Clod]

Make it rain cats and dogs
but only cat and dog plushies, they can handle falling from high heights

[1011686]

Skyquakes

[Guest]

knife rain