05-27-2024, 07:03 AM
Do they think their friends are good people?
SYNNA- yes, definitely. she may have 2 close friends and a handful of work buddies but she insists on knowing people with good character. maes will debate her on this re: themself.
SPIT- this is. i don't even know how to answer this one. spit has friends but. i dont know if literally any of them are indisposable. the closest thing she's had to a friend that wasnt someone to use and was someone she'd actively keep alive was anya and truth be told anya still would have killed her if it meant overcoming her and becoming a god herself- she just never found the opportunity. regardless- spit saw anya as an Efficient, Effective, and Trustworthy friend, and the fact that she was also a genocidal megalomaniac was more of a plus than a downside. "good people" hesitate too much for her. anya never did.
REIN- rein has plenty of Friends. rein has lots of people that it works with and has pleasant meetings with and makes appearances with who think the world of it, and it assures them it does the same. rein makes Sure that these people Are "good" people, at least in the eyes of the public- and notably "good". it's harder to tear down a politician who refuses to interact with "seedy individuals" and puts on the ultimate good boy act, even if it's signing off on orders to suppress any movements against it in silence.
"DOCTOR"- the doctor has a handful of "patients" that it cares for dearly, and would swear on the deep and powerful goodness of all of them to the point of being kind of fucking annoying about it to other people. well. it would if it could easily talk to other people. It Can't
CHELSEA- jesus why did he have to be here. even if you just say bucket he's VERY aware that they're not one by most people's standards lmao. his statement would be "i would trust them with anything" and avoid morality in general. makes his skin crawl anyway.
If they could have one thing given to them, anything that can fit inside a doorway, what would it be and why?
"JAR"- jar cannot even fit through doorways i think he would just want a house with proper mutation accomodations. precipice infrastructure does usually accomodate for mutated heights but jar. goes a bit beyond the national average. a bit. in all seriousness though, aside from a house that doesn't make him feel cramped as fuck and make his back hurt from stooping- he'd want a proper XL computer that works with his huge hands. he manages to use the family computer with what accessibility devices they could get, but he still feels pretty moody with the information and communication disconnect.
BAZIL- man i keep trying to think of stuff and then going "no that wont work". can i say that he wants an entire case of nutrient shakes meant to help malnutrition? mood, but also yeah that would work for obvious reasons. he's very upset by the fact that his strength has gotten so bad, and leaves him feeling pretty helpless.
REIN- uh. hm. i'm gonna be crass and say "bucket delivered to it alive", which is not necessarily the most pressing thing that it wants at the moment but the other one is VERY SPOILERS (but in the same vein)
"PATCHES"- a nice bed. it's not very large itself, so it wouldn't need to be a big one. it wants a nice bed with lots of blankets and pillows and maybe some plushes, though i think the fragments would bicker about which ones and how many to have on the bed. it would probably feel pretty childish about that being its wish, but it'ss not like the majority of itself ever got to have that.
SPIT- rein's head. it would be nice to be king.
Do they have a deathbed confession + How serious is it (can rate it like... 1 to 10, 5 stars, whatever) (1 would be like "I cheated on a test" and 10 being like murder confessions)
SPIT- 10. i know what it would be but it would be the absolute fucking worst thing that she could say to wax specifically and i think he would never be able to sleep at night ever again. he's already dealing with enough of that but this alone would make him never want to exist again
ANYA- anya would never give anyone the satisfaction. she was well aware that if she ever died it would be murder and she refused to give anyone something to work with, even if it would mean them being haunted by it. she figured her legacy would be more than plenty enough for that- and she was right.
"DOCTOR"- yes, probably? i can't imagine it Wouldn't, but i'm not sure what it'd be. guess it depends on how much it develops before a potential deathbed would be a worry. we'll say likely a 7 but potential to go higher.
BAZIL- yes and it'd be a 10. god knows he's done enough murder for it. i would have to think on it but i know a couple things. none of them are good.
CHELSEA- also a 10. possibly the same thing as bazil, possibly not. i would honestly cite one thing in particular but it already showed up in a practice writing as something he Would say if pressed in certain ways so. maybe not that. but there's something.
What kind of youtuber would they be?
COLLECTIVE- plurality information channel, does both casual vlogs and informational essays. this is also something they would actually do in canon considering their career path. they are very used to shitty comments, but also enjoy all of the kind ones.
"JAR"- edgy AMV maker as a teen, which is extremely fucking funny to me considering the iteration of this character when we were teens was edgy emo boy fuel like crazy. BUT as an adult: probably just casual clips of bugs and stuff he sees outside. it would be pretty hard to handle a camera, though.
"PATCHES"- does not upload, just followss a bunch of ASMR and unboxing channels. it enjoys the dopamine, and always veers towards stuff with a variety of options.
CHELSEA- chelsea barely knows how to use a computer and would just make playlists of interesting videos. probably a lot of hobbyist stuff and theater productions.
MAES- i think they have too much stage fright to do any actual performance or presentations- they struggle with this enough IRL in their job. though, if they had to- it would be talking about horror mutation and voluntary treatmentss and debunking myths.
How do they feel about clowns?
SPIT- considering the murder clown thing is her fucking fault, yeah she's into that. very fucking irritated by the Make Clowns Fun movement but publicly laughs it off, dismissing how truly impactful it could be.
SYNNA- probably likes a couple of clown-y characters in her shows, but would never defend the real deal. that said, she probably thinks wizits are cool.
"JAR"- absolutely had an edgy clown phase in his teens and none of his family liked it except [REDACTED], who found it fucking hilarious and then everyone else whacked [REDACTED] on the back of the head and told him he's being a bad influence on jar (not wrong)
COLLECTIVE- not a fan. might have one in system. feelings are as complicated as you can imagine.
MAES- does not give a shit and would ask why their opinion on that matters when they're cultists anyway, or at least adjacent.
SYNNA- yes, definitely. she may have 2 close friends and a handful of work buddies but she insists on knowing people with good character. maes will debate her on this re: themself.
SPIT- this is. i don't even know how to answer this one. spit has friends but. i dont know if literally any of them are indisposable. the closest thing she's had to a friend that wasnt someone to use and was someone she'd actively keep alive was anya and truth be told anya still would have killed her if it meant overcoming her and becoming a god herself- she just never found the opportunity. regardless- spit saw anya as an Efficient, Effective, and Trustworthy friend, and the fact that she was also a genocidal megalomaniac was more of a plus than a downside. "good people" hesitate too much for her. anya never did.
REIN- rein has plenty of Friends. rein has lots of people that it works with and has pleasant meetings with and makes appearances with who think the world of it, and it assures them it does the same. rein makes Sure that these people Are "good" people, at least in the eyes of the public- and notably "good". it's harder to tear down a politician who refuses to interact with "seedy individuals" and puts on the ultimate good boy act, even if it's signing off on orders to suppress any movements against it in silence.
"DOCTOR"- the doctor has a handful of "patients" that it cares for dearly, and would swear on the deep and powerful goodness of all of them to the point of being kind of fucking annoying about it to other people. well. it would if it could easily talk to other people. It Can't
CHELSEA- jesus why did he have to be here. even if you just say bucket he's VERY aware that they're not one by most people's standards lmao. his statement would be "i would trust them with anything" and avoid morality in general. makes his skin crawl anyway.
If they could have one thing given to them, anything that can fit inside a doorway, what would it be and why?
"JAR"- jar cannot even fit through doorways i think he would just want a house with proper mutation accomodations. precipice infrastructure does usually accomodate for mutated heights but jar. goes a bit beyond the national average. a bit. in all seriousness though, aside from a house that doesn't make him feel cramped as fuck and make his back hurt from stooping- he'd want a proper XL computer that works with his huge hands. he manages to use the family computer with what accessibility devices they could get, but he still feels pretty moody with the information and communication disconnect.
BAZIL- man i keep trying to think of stuff and then going "no that wont work". can i say that he wants an entire case of nutrient shakes meant to help malnutrition? mood, but also yeah that would work for obvious reasons. he's very upset by the fact that his strength has gotten so bad, and leaves him feeling pretty helpless.
REIN- uh. hm. i'm gonna be crass and say "bucket delivered to it alive", which is not necessarily the most pressing thing that it wants at the moment but the other one is VERY SPOILERS (but in the same vein)
"PATCHES"- a nice bed. it's not very large itself, so it wouldn't need to be a big one. it wants a nice bed with lots of blankets and pillows and maybe some plushes, though i think the fragments would bicker about which ones and how many to have on the bed. it would probably feel pretty childish about that being its wish, but it'ss not like the majority of itself ever got to have that.
SPIT- rein's head. it would be nice to be king.
Do they have a deathbed confession + How serious is it (can rate it like... 1 to 10, 5 stars, whatever) (1 would be like "I cheated on a test" and 10 being like murder confessions)
SPIT- 10. i know what it would be but it would be the absolute fucking worst thing that she could say to wax specifically and i think he would never be able to sleep at night ever again. he's already dealing with enough of that but this alone would make him never want to exist again
ANYA- anya would never give anyone the satisfaction. she was well aware that if she ever died it would be murder and she refused to give anyone something to work with, even if it would mean them being haunted by it. she figured her legacy would be more than plenty enough for that- and she was right.
"DOCTOR"- yes, probably? i can't imagine it Wouldn't, but i'm not sure what it'd be. guess it depends on how much it develops before a potential deathbed would be a worry. we'll say likely a 7 but potential to go higher.
BAZIL- yes and it'd be a 10. god knows he's done enough murder for it. i would have to think on it but i know a couple things. none of them are good.
CHELSEA- also a 10. possibly the same thing as bazil, possibly not. i would honestly cite one thing in particular but it already showed up in a practice writing as something he Would say if pressed in certain ways so. maybe not that. but there's something.
What kind of youtuber would they be?
COLLECTIVE- plurality information channel, does both casual vlogs and informational essays. this is also something they would actually do in canon considering their career path. they are very used to shitty comments, but also enjoy all of the kind ones.
"JAR"- edgy AMV maker as a teen, which is extremely fucking funny to me considering the iteration of this character when we were teens was edgy emo boy fuel like crazy. BUT as an adult: probably just casual clips of bugs and stuff he sees outside. it would be pretty hard to handle a camera, though.
"PATCHES"- does not upload, just followss a bunch of ASMR and unboxing channels. it enjoys the dopamine, and always veers towards stuff with a variety of options.
CHELSEA- chelsea barely knows how to use a computer and would just make playlists of interesting videos. probably a lot of hobbyist stuff and theater productions.
MAES- i think they have too much stage fright to do any actual performance or presentations- they struggle with this enough IRL in their job. though, if they had to- it would be talking about horror mutation and voluntary treatmentss and debunking myths.
How do they feel about clowns?
SPIT- considering the murder clown thing is her fucking fault, yeah she's into that. very fucking irritated by the Make Clowns Fun movement but publicly laughs it off, dismissing how truly impactful it could be.
SYNNA- probably likes a couple of clown-y characters in her shows, but would never defend the real deal. that said, she probably thinks wizits are cool.
"JAR"- absolutely had an edgy clown phase in his teens and none of his family liked it except [REDACTED], who found it fucking hilarious and then everyone else whacked [REDACTED] on the back of the head and told him he's being a bad influence on jar (not wrong)
COLLECTIVE- not a fan. might have one in system. feelings are as complicated as you can imagine.
MAES- does not give a shit and would ask why their opinion on that matters when they're cultists anyway, or at least adjacent.