LOOKING FOR GOODS+SERVICES

[sarcovyn]

[LURKING_BUTCHER]:

HELLO... I am HAXEL and I have been LURKING these FORUMS for about three years...
HOWEVER, If you have read my PROFILE recently, you will know that I have arisen to seek out certain SERVICES...
Here they are:

LOOKING FOR GOODS:
EDIT: These will be used to furnish my HOME SURROUNDINGS...

• Will HAPPILY browse any OLD FURNITURE + OBJECTS + ANTIQUES that you do not WANT anymore... Including/esp. BROKEN things.
  
• WILLING TO TAKE any SCENE / MOVIE PROPS that you want to get rid of.
  
• ESPECIALLY Looking for any of the following:
  
  • SMOKE MACHINE/Anything that can create ATMOSPHERIC SMOKE/FOG for EXTENDED periods of time
    
  • DARKEST NIGHT Decorations
    
  • SHARP WEAPONS, Even just for display, preferably REAL (not PLASTIC/TOY)
    
  • DIM LIGHT FIXTURES
    
  
  

LOOKING FOR SERVICES:
EDIT: These are USEFUL SKILLS I believe will improve my QUALITY OF LIFE...

• teach me how to WASH LAUNDRY
  
• teach me how to CLEAN TCP FLUID STAINS OUT OF ANY NUMBER OF SURFACES
  
• teach me how to PICK LOCKS
  
• teach me how to FIX ELECTRONICS
  
• ACCOMPLICES
  
  • EDIT: I am looking for CONTACTS that are willing to meet-up IN-PERSON... It will be for SOCIAL PURPOSES exclusively and nothing more...
    
  
  

WHAT I CAN OFFER:
I am unfortunately VERY SHORT on CASH. In fact, I do not have an INCOME. Preferably I would like these things for FREE if at all possible.
However, if that is not possible:

• I can teach you how to COOK a PERFECT STEAK including SPICES, identifying CUTS of MEAT, et cetera.
  
• I have an extremely sharp BREAD KNIFE for sale... not to be confused with a BUTTER KNIFE
  

This is all I can OFFER for now...
I will UPDATE this LISTING in the FUTURE... I have some THINGS stored away that I will need to GET RID OF when I get the chance for those interested...