[GROUP IM: FRIENDZOO BETA TESTING]

[Lilium Mortem]

[VOID_COWBOY]: 6: your uncle works at mintendo
[VOID_COWBOY]: alright lemme just grab the log
[VOID_COWBOY]:

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VoidCowboy: happy birthday Blade
VoidCowboy: you gonna say somethin?
VoidCowboy: wonder how much text you cna input at one time is…
VoidCowboy: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a wasp should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The wasp, of course, flies anyway. Because wasps don’t care what Morbitians think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BERTY” INT. FLYSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BERTY FLYSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Bert’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BERTY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow...
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Blade: HAp
Blade: BITHDAY
VoidCowboy: Correct little man, today is the day of your birth. Welcome to the worl- STOP HITTING THE TRAY
VoidCowboy: you’re making a mess
Blade: for the first time in history, we’re going to hear for ourselves if a common wasp can actually speak.
VoidCowboy: oh you’re parroting the script.
Blade: You’re suing Plaza for a wasp? Honey, that's crazy!
VoidCowboy: Neato. Well that’s all for tonight, see you later lil guy
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