[MISC] Chatterbox

[sarcovyn]

Maiden
@[SWEET_CLAWS]

Red isn't a blood type.
O tastes sweeter
A is cruncher
B is thicker
And AB isn't a real blood type

Of course I don't actually know this, as a tcp it's hard to get blood. I'm just full of The Liquid. I just feel it in my not bones

livestreaming my desktop wallpaper
[DRAWSTICKS]:

ok i give it a taste now

[sarcovyn]

livestreaming my desktop wallpaper
[DRAWSTICKS]:

some technicals for you geeks in my notifs:

so, i bought a little remote control car from a complex toy store, gave it a paint job, opened the top of it so a TCP could fit in it, stuffed it with functional gauges, supports, brakes, and headlights. beautiful stuff. no seatbelts yet but it's never been an issue. self-recharging battery, real next level stuff. works like a charm.

anyways, i just cracked it open, and the battery is leaking blood all over the engine compartment. lovely. never trust shop listings on unlisted websites.

[AceOfNothing]

livestreaming my desktop wallpaper
[DRAWSTICKS]:

some technicals for you geeks in my notifs:

so, i bought a little remote control car from a complex toy store, gave it a paint job, opened the top of it so a TCP could fit in it, stuffed it with functional gauges, supports, brakes, and headlights. beautiful stuff. no seatbelts yet but it's never been an issue. self-recharging battery, real next level stuff. works like a charm.

anyways, i just cracked it open, and the battery is leaking blood all over the engine compartment. lovely. never trust shop listings on unlisted websites.

Something Clever
@[CAUTIONARYTAILS]

Are... you sure it's blood? And not just battery acid?

[sarcovyn]

Something Clever
@[CAUTIONARYTAILS]

Are... you sure it's blood? And not just battery acid?

livestreaming my desktop wallpaper
[DRAWSTICKS]:

it is 1 trillion percent blood. i would demonstrate but i do not want to get suspended again

[AceOfNothing]

For all face bank related incidents
@FAC€BANKNEW$

Facebank themed birthday party sparks unintentional outrage among cats. Facebank claims it "Just wanted my friends to paint on smiles"
Neighbor claims this is a direct attack against her and demands the facebank is moved at once.

A poll online has been put up with the option to go for either side

[AceOfNothing]

Something Clever
@[CAUTIONARYTAILS]

Are... you sure it's blood? And not just battery acid?

livestreaming my desktop wallpaper
[DRAWSTICKS]:

it is 1 trillion percent blood. i would demonstrate but i do not want to get suspended again

  Maiden 
@[SWEET_CLAWS]

​​​​​​​Did you taste it? I need to know so I can tell you who cursed you

[sarcovyn]

Maiden 
@[SWEET_CLAWS]

​​​​​​​Did you taste it? I need to know so I can tell you who cursed you

livestreaming my desktop wallpaper
[DRAWSTICKS]:

yep and i just got a new disease :thumbs_up:

[sarcovyn]

livestreaming my desktop wallpaper
[DRAWSTICKS]:

anyone have advice for cleaning blood? asking for completely innocuous reasons. this shit stains like a motherfucker and towels are not very effective for the job

[AceOfNothing]

Maiden 
@[SWEET_CLAWS]

Did you taste it? I need to know so I can tell you who cursed you

livestreaming my desktop wallpaper
[DRAWSTICKS]:

yep and i just got a new disease :thumbs_up:

​​​​​​​ Maiden  ​​​​​​​ ​​​​​​​
@[SWEET_CLAWS]
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You've been cursed by a doctor then. Eat apples to get in their head

[AceOfNothing]

Maiden   ​​
@[SWEET_CLAWS]

Give me a word and I'll tell you an awful sentence some said I probably deserved. Like 80% of the time

[AceOfNothing]

Maiden   ​​
@[SWEET_CLAWS]

Give me a word and I'll tell you an awful sentence some said I probably deserved. Like 80% of the time

STREAMY THE MAN
@[MEDIABOIXXX2]

Fish

[AceOfNothing]

Maiden   ​​
@[SWEET_CLAWS]

Give me a word and I'll tell you an awful sentence some said I probably deserved. Like 80% of the time

STREAMY THE MAN
@[MEDIABOIXXX2]

Fish

Maiden
@[SWEET_CLAWS]

"I don't think mermaids would want you to make a mermaid. I don't think youd do it right. I fear the results"

[AceOfNothing]

For all face bank related incidents
@FAC€BANKNEW$

Face bank detective believed to have eaten coins that were a key piece of evidence. Face bank detective claims to be framed by his enemy, Pour Key the piggybank type. Pour claims they weren't even in town.

[AceOfNothing]

STREAMY THE MAN
@[MEDIABOIXXX2]

Medea iz taking me into dhe wouds 4 a feyer! I get 2 make sum morez, whatevr that iz!! Tell me tings 2 burn!!

[AceOfNothing]

STREAMY THE MAN
@[MEDIABOIXXX2]



Can't tak pics ov me, so this iz a drawing! Not size accurate, srry phone drawing iz hard!
Medea saz theyre gona teach me 2 spell better, thy forgot I wouldn't no. If anyone nos an online class I can take without video of me pleese send me linkz!
somorez r really good!! Medea had to import the stuffz 4 me, they're so nice!

[MonochromeClown]

STREAMY THE MAN
@[MEDIABOIXXX2]



Can't tak pics ov me, so this iz a drawing! Not size accurate, srry phone drawing iz hard!
Medea saz theyre gona teach me 2 spell better, thy forgot I wouldn't no. If anyone nos an online class I can take without video of me pleese send me linkz!
somorez r really good!! Medea had to import the stuffz 4 me, they're so nice!

xXMAELSTROMXx
@TheP41nNever3nds

This image... It speaks to me... The fires of the soul are forever blazing... (Nice art OP)

[Ignispark]

STREAMY THE MAN
@[MEDIABOIXXX2]

<snip>

Can't tak pics ov me, so this iz a drawing! Not size accurate, srry phone drawing iz hard!
Medea saz theyre gona teach me 2 spell better, thy forgot I wouldn't no. If anyone nos an online class I can take without video of me pleese send me linkz!
somorez r really good!! Medea had to import the stuffz 4 me, they're so nice!

Twilight's Recourse: How I Learned to Stop Making Good Displaynames and Embrace the Format
@[STATIONARY_FRICTION]
<Link to a section of an Online Library, about phonetics. It has, a couple videos across the articles, but, it's mostly text.>[/b] Not exactly what you're looking for, but this might help with some of it...though, much of it is just rote memorization when it comes to specific exceptions. You'll get the hang of it in time. A dictionary or such wouldn't hurt? That or use spellcheck and double check its suggestions in the dictionary if you're unsure, though a bad spellcheck might misrecognize some legitimate words as unreal...so, good luck.

--- <Also a reply to the same post but that would be really long to include twice so snip.> ---

Syr-viving the Web
@[Syr1351]
<Link to a video series about written language, for beginners.> Try this. This video creator has some more advanced information that might be of use if this is a bit too basic for you, which...it might be at the beginning, honestly. If not, enjoy the beauty of knowledge, truly a wonderous thing. I've had to collect some, educational materials on other stuff before so...if anyone else is looking for something, let me know, I suppose.

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OOCI do not imagine these to be particularly helpful replies, all in all...

[AceOfNothing]

For all face bank related incidents 
@FAC€BANKNEW$

Facebanks used to uncover a coin counterfeit ring that's been terrorizing citizens for months. Both Complexes and TCP rejoice at the news. It is warned that some coins may exist, if you believe you have any please contact local task forces.
one facebank was asked for a statement. "Wasn't that hard once you had the taste. It was like... a microwaveable burger compared to a steak dinner." Others confirm a cheaper taste. "Boss gave me my paycheck in some nice shiny fresh coins. Which is cute, but I do need to pay rent, and my landlord says if I pay like that again she's taking out my fridge."

[AceOfNothing]

STREAMY THE MAN
@[MEDIABOIXXX2]

Sometimes when I eat I purposely make a mess so I know I'm a real cat and not imaginary.
Then I "cry" because I'm worried Medea will get mad I made a mess, and then I take a nap. Medea just tells me to be careful next time and gives me a cookie.

[AceOfNothing]

Maiden
@[SWEET_CLAWS] 

Apparently asking cats if they've imagined what their bones would look like is "scary" and I need to "stop it"