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[Lucy]

theres a dog in here

[DanZapman]

but seriously folks what is up with airline frood

i had an okay time with those fucking biscoff cookies yesterday. the texture is alright and it tastes like something. under most circumstances it'd be nothing but after you've dealt with all the bullshit of an airport for hours on end you're perfectly positioned to just accept what you can get. that's how they get you. i deserve better than an okay time with a packet of two (2) biscoffs. i deserve the skulls of my enemies. delivered to me midflight by an underpaid steward who's seen home once in the past 3 months and gets 1 hour sleep per day.

[skinstealer]

i have been on a plane 5 times and i dont remember eating on any of it

[Lucy]

theres a snake in my boot and its not paying me rent please help

[Lucy]

au au au auuowoowowooo woowowooo thats me howlin because im a fool parted from her money

[Lucy]

not that any of you know anothing about parting and your 50 dollar haircuts

[Lucy]

bald

[Lucy]

does anyone have any remedies for a tragic definicney of currentsy and also vitamin b12

[Lucy]

i cook for hot tips

[Lucy]

did you know on the balance of th ZERO? none. wow. im fucked

[Lucy]

wuait thats a new account, please send me

[Lucy]

people keep telling me. lucy. how do you do it, the answer is simple, i just hurt and i hurt and iu hurt and hurt and huirt and hurt

[Lucy]

like subscribe and mr my beasts for more information

[Lucy]

there will be concequences

[Lucy]

there will be quenched. yum

[Lucy]

everyone thinks i should stop and smell the roses but what goods a flower ever done for me h

[Lucy]

sorry flourwers

[Lucy]

i dunt mean nothin rto anywon

[Lucy]

iant in the dictionery

[Lucy]

but i could be. with your help. invest now