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[knux400]

Oh! So the way this works is you're on a team of 5 against another team of 5, and one team is supposed to be planting a scrap charge and the other team is defending it. I'm a little fuzzy on the lore, but I think it's something about being in a giant brain and implanting a certain memory into the being by putting a scrap in a certain place? There's a story mode, but it's been years since I've played it. Most people just play Ranked.

Uh, so every round you earn money by completing the objective and some other stuff, and then you can buy different guns and equipment for the next round. Different guns do different things, so what I've got is your basic sniper rifle type deal. There's also a ranking system that makes it so people are matched against people that just as good at the game as they are- you rank up by winning, and rank down by losing. This game's got heavy ties to Monte, so the ranking system is the same as the one De'moneres use. It goes Zootsuit, Graftelle, Vitreole, and the highest is Octoliere. Within each rank there's five tiers, so the lowest rank in the game is Zootsuit I.

When you first get the game, you start off in Zootsuit I and advance as you start winning games, so after a while you're playing against people that are more your skill level. Right now I'm in Vitreole II and have been for the last few weeks because I keep getting matched with, ah, sub-par teammates. The game itself rewards good tactics, team coordination, and careful planning rather than just running in guns blazing. You can see I'm checking my corners instead of just running in, because- there you are you little shit- there could be someone peeking around any corner.

(They nail a headshot on the person crouched behind a wall as they round a corner.)

It's pretty fun if you don't mind the occasional toxic asshole. Most of the community is pretty chill, though. I mean, there's always the little kids who barely know how to play and the people who take things way too seriously, but for the most part, everyone's nice.

(They briefly stop at the opponent's corpse and approach a nearby wall. A cute, stylized picture of them appears on the wall. In the ingame chat, a new message appears.)

(DEAD) [HEAVY_PETAL_927]: wow
(DEAD) [HEAVY_PETAL_927]: ofc u would switch to the hen
(DEAD) [HEAVY_PETAL_927]: rage much bro

...I did say 'for the most part'. The HN-12, or Hen for short, has a bit of a stigma to it as being too easy to use since it instakills on headshot. But it reloads slowly and it fires slowly, so it's harder to hit with. Buuut that doesn't stop people from being a butt in the chat. Hang on a sec.

[f00tsies]: not a bro, pal
[f00tsies]: and didnt i see you with a hen like 3 rounds in a row
[f00tsies]: with the cheap-ass edgy skin on it too

Theeere we go.