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[knux400]

(A first-person shooter of some sort is being played on the screen, with a stylized mint green overlay adorned with f00tsies' logos. In the corner is a feed of a grey and mint armor type tapping on some kind of mat with their feet, almost too fast for the eye to see. A chart on the left side of the screen contains a list of controls for the game and a sequence of Ls and Rs next to each of them.)
 

Hey, welcome to the stream! Today we're playing- shit.

(The character is shot by some unseen adversary.)

I swear to Stope they peek that corner every fucking round and I keep walking into it like an idiot Today we're playing some CrossFire matches, you know how it is. Still stuck in Vitreole II because I keep getting paired with complete nitwits. I am literally playing with my feet and I can still land nades more consistently than these people. I don't know who carried them past Graftelle but holy shit learn some basic fucking physics.

Anyway, uh, feel free to chill in the chat. Don't be a jerk and all that stuff.