Making a Morbit Cryptid: April 1st

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Yo We're making a April Fool's cryptid, lets go.

1st comment: Noun
2nd comment: Second Noun
3rd comment: Main Color
4th comment: Accent Color
5th comment: Associated Item
6th comment: Moral Compass
7th comment: Feature 1
8th comment: Feature 2
9th comment: Feature 3

Let's make the April Fool. 

Try not to make more than one comment unless there's a lull in posting.