ALL MY HATS ARE GONE

[Lucy]

Now that you are hatted, can you to the hat store for a better hat? Or if you don't have enough money for hats such as those, maybe the hat soup kitchen?

This is a fine plan, although i do not possess this "money" of which you speak i can obtain better hats at the hat soup kitchen. Yes.

There’s only one room outside? Is your house in a building? Can you see if the hat is in that room

Nono, my house, is a single room. Here, let me just step outside and describe my solid concrete cube hous- OH NO MY HAT!
IT HAS BEEN SWEPT AWAY IN THE BREEZE BY AN ERRANT GUST OF WIND. OH THE MISFORTUNE.

A MAN ACROSS THE STREET HAS SPOTTED ME IN MY HATLESS STATE, AND IS APPROACHING, WITH A BAT AND THEIR HAT. HELP.