11-30-2020, 09:10 PM
hmmm, opening statements huh
let's go with...
this
Now your child can visit steamy jungles, grassy plains, and the dark depths of the oceans! To meet and learn surprising facts about the magnificent animals that live there. All through the captivating, colorful pages of Zoobooks, the publication that's specially created for young readers. Each monthly issue of Zoobooks is packed with breathtaking, full-color photos and scientifically accurate illustrations. Plus games and puzzles. Today, through this exclusive TV offer, you can get 12 fascinating issues of Zoobooks for the special price of $19.95! When you call and use your credit card, we'll include the Elephants issue as a gift! Plus, you'll also get this colorful collection of animal stickers and the Tiger Poster! So order Zoobooks today and send learning and fun to a child you love! To order 12 fascinating issues of Zoobooks for $19.95, call 1-800-441-2400. When you call, we'll include the bonus Elephants issue, stickers, and Tiger Poster with your order. Call 1-800-441-2400. You must be 18 years or order to call.
let's go with...
this
Now your child can visit steamy jungles, grassy plains, and the dark depths of the oceans! To meet and learn surprising facts about the magnificent animals that live there. All through the captivating, colorful pages of Zoobooks, the publication that's specially created for young readers. Each monthly issue of Zoobooks is packed with breathtaking, full-color photos and scientifically accurate illustrations. Plus games and puzzles. Today, through this exclusive TV offer, you can get 12 fascinating issues of Zoobooks for the special price of $19.95! When you call and use your credit card, we'll include the Elephants issue as a gift! Plus, you'll also get this colorful collection of animal stickers and the Tiger Poster! So order Zoobooks today and send learning and fun to a child you love! To order 12 fascinating issues of Zoobooks for $19.95, call 1-800-441-2400. When you call, we'll include the bonus Elephants issue, stickers, and Tiger Poster with your order. Call 1-800-441-2400. You must be 18 years or order to call.
There's a 95% chance I'm thinking of either a Pun or Mega Man at any given time
Character thread here (always a WIP)!
Character thread here (always a WIP)!