Free goblins?

[King-Clod]

oh id love a goblin!! you know what im after, gimme a slime

one slime coming right up!

warning: please keep this goblin away from any small animals/important objects, it's like a hungry, slimy roomba

this goblin is happy in any environment, as long as it is never fully submerged in water. if completely surrounded by water, it will swell up and dissolve.
it eats absolutely everything. don't worry about feeding it, it will find something

hope you enjoy your lil' monster!

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Give me a goblin that is *I'll* or *sick*

ill or sick, you say? I think I might have one that fits those descriptions.

warning: may be contagious

this goblin should be kept in a warm, cozy place in from the cold
it's diet is similar to a human's, with a preference for warm liquids, such as soups and cocoas
it should get over this illness in a few days, but for the time being it'll need sleep, plenty of fluids, and time
hope you enjoy your lil' monster!