ARCADE SESSION: REBOOTED

[knux400]

"Hi! I was just calling to see how everyone's doing so far, and-"
"Really?"
"What?"
"That's the line you're going with? I know sometimes people like to try to gather intel by calling the other players up, y'know, maybe glean a sense of personality or general strategy or whatever. Most people realize it doesn't work too well after the tenth person just hangs up on them. But a 'just-checking-in' call? That's the single thinnest excuse for calling someone since the Official TCP Inspector ID card printed on wet tissue paper."
"..."
"So what's this really about?"
"..."
"Don't want to tell me? That's fine, it was a rhetorical question anyway. No, I'm not going to stop attacking your fluffbutt karacel buddy."
"How did you-"
"Gee, maybe it was the fact that the guy called me two seconds ago to try and ask for help? Fucker was all "oh no my tcp is being attacked and im physically incapable of defending myself in any way shape or form pls helpppp". I went ahead and told him I was the one attacking him, which, in retrospect, was probably not the best move on my part, but it got him to hang up before his whiny pathetic voice could grind into my eardrums any harder."
"Uh-"
"Because you're so fucking adorable with your "pweese don't huwt my fwiend" act, I'm going to give you one chance to appeal to my better nature. If you're convincing enough, I might let your buddy off with a warning."

"Go."