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03-22-2020, 07:39 PM
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Corazones con Pinto - A One Shot Follow Up
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The two of you are walking through a Inn to find your room. You're both in a high mood after quite a successful night of merrymaking and mischief.
"Arabis, you magnificent fiend." Zinnia can't hold back a grin as the two of you stroll down the hall. "I cannot begin to believe you managed us such a discount at the Inn but you have done quite wonderfully today."
"With my bastardly energies I can manage quite a bit dog, do not underestimate me. Besides, I wanted to make up for lost costs."
"You don't owe me anything."
"You treated me quite a bit at the pub and managed to find the funds to provide me with a warm coat for these damp and cold times."
"You needed it."
"I could have managed... but none the less I thank you. I think this is our number."
"21? So horridly cursed..."
"I don't see the significance of it, what's your worry?"
"It's a bit of a old urban legend, the completed 21 that whisks you away."
"Sounds like cryptid speak, I don't care much for it."
"Really? You seem like you'd know quite a bit considering you are what some would call a cryptid."
"And most of it is misinformation. A chubby snake that bursts into your home, steals your alcohol, and tells you lies? Rabbits that lays monster eggs? Men who hit you with sticks until you cry and steal you away in a bag during the winter for being a rotten person? All false claims meant to scare kids to do their work and go to bed on time. These figures are hard working and do no more wrong than your average José on the street."
"Average Joe, Arabis."
"Same difference."
"You really are exuding bastard energies today, I was impressed at what you've done with the Inn owner though."
"I impress myself! Oh woe us newly weds saw your flier gives single room discounts to those traveling toward out honey moon! Ye assist us for my clueless partner has managed to find us quite lost!"
Zinnia plays along and echos the exchange with the Inn keeper from earlier. "Oh but ye in angel country! It's far off from any honeymoon spot!"
"On contrary my dear innkeeper, angel country is where the springs blessed by the father himself are at!"
"It is not worth your lives! Giants and hell beasts among ye will eat you alive!"
"On contrary! We are in Wonder and the lord Alloy has offered to greet us on our special occasion! See my dear partner is a Knight as their pin would imply, part of a guild that has the blessings of the tiny snake! We cannot keep him waiting for long lest he bad mouth us to Reign and damn our souls. In a advance they granted us this wedding gift, a beautiful warm cloak to help us fare better on our journey."
"If Reign and Alloy are involved I cannot allow you to be without rest. I take it you will have a single bed?"
"Single bed, largest that's unoccupied! We need to rest well to look good for our very important meetup!"
"I will manage my best for you two ring stumblers, ye know that those of importance gain discount here yes? Why we could even offer breakfast! I assure you they're the best eggs from the stagnating hen!"
"Oh your kindness is too much innkeeper!"
"Oh well such a lovely couple as yourselves making it through is worth all the sucking up!"
The two of you are on the verge of tears trying not to break character and laugh. Zinnia wipes their eyes. "Oh Arabis, your theatrics are unmatched and I applaud them. Shall we get settled in?"
"Certainly dog, I apologize I could not manage the bunk today but under the circumstances we did manage an absurdly discounted room."
"I come from a knight's guild, I do not mind having to share a space to sleep. Do you have any ground rules?"
"None off the top of my head. Yourself dog?"
"Nothing really, just please note that if I mistake you for a pillow at night and hug you, you may wake me up to correct the situation."
You smirk. "You hug your pillows, dog?"
"It's comforting. Yourself?"
"Maybe, admittedly I have not spent much time on proper beds so we'll see. Shall we get situated for bed?"
"Soon yes."
That night Zinnia mistook you for a pillow. You did not have the heart to wake them up.
The two of you are walking through a Inn to find your room. You're both in a high mood after quite a successful night of merrymaking and mischief.
"Arabis, you magnificent fiend." Zinnia can't hold back a grin as the two of you stroll down the hall. "I cannot begin to believe you managed us such a discount at the Inn but you have done quite wonderfully today."
"With my bastardly energies I can manage quite a bit dog, do not underestimate me. Besides, I wanted to make up for lost costs."
"You don't owe me anything."
"You treated me quite a bit at the pub and managed to find the funds to provide me with a warm coat for these damp and cold times."
"You needed it."
"I could have managed... but none the less I thank you. I think this is our number."
"21? So horridly cursed..."
"I don't see the significance of it, what's your worry?"
"It's a bit of a old urban legend, the completed 21 that whisks you away."
"Sounds like cryptid speak, I don't care much for it."
"Really? You seem like you'd know quite a bit considering you are what some would call a cryptid."
"And most of it is misinformation. A chubby snake that bursts into your home, steals your alcohol, and tells you lies? Rabbits that lays monster eggs? Men who hit you with sticks until you cry and steal you away in a bag during the winter for being a rotten person? All false claims meant to scare kids to do their work and go to bed on time. These figures are hard working and do no more wrong than your average José on the street."
"Average Joe, Arabis."
"Same difference."
"You really are exuding bastard energies today, I was impressed at what you've done with the Inn owner though."
"I impress myself! Oh woe us newly weds saw your flier gives single room discounts to those traveling toward out honey moon! Ye assist us for my clueless partner has managed to find us quite lost!"
Zinnia plays along and echos the exchange with the Inn keeper from earlier. "Oh but ye in angel country! It's far off from any honeymoon spot!"
"On contrary my dear innkeeper, angel country is where the springs blessed by the father himself are at!"
"It is not worth your lives! Giants and hell beasts among ye will eat you alive!"
"On contrary! We are in Wonder and the lord Alloy has offered to greet us on our special occasion! See my dear partner is a Knight as their pin would imply, part of a guild that has the blessings of the tiny snake! We cannot keep him waiting for long lest he bad mouth us to Reign and damn our souls. In a advance they granted us this wedding gift, a beautiful warm cloak to help us fare better on our journey."
"If Reign and Alloy are involved I cannot allow you to be without rest. I take it you will have a single bed?"
"Single bed, largest that's unoccupied! We need to rest well to look good for our very important meetup!"
"I will manage my best for you two ring stumblers, ye know that those of importance gain discount here yes? Why we could even offer breakfast! I assure you they're the best eggs from the stagnating hen!"
"Oh your kindness is too much innkeeper!"
"Oh well such a lovely couple as yourselves making it through is worth all the sucking up!"
The two of you are on the verge of tears trying not to break character and laugh. Zinnia wipes their eyes. "Oh Arabis, your theatrics are unmatched and I applaud them. Shall we get settled in?"
"Certainly dog, I apologize I could not manage the bunk today but under the circumstances we did manage an absurdly discounted room."
"I come from a knight's guild, I do not mind having to share a space to sleep. Do you have any ground rules?"
"None off the top of my head. Yourself dog?"
"Nothing really, just please note that if I mistake you for a pillow at night and hug you, you may wake me up to correct the situation."
You smirk. "You hug your pillows, dog?"
"It's comforting. Yourself?"
"Maybe, admittedly I have not spent much time on proper beds so we'll see. Shall we get situated for bed?"
"Soon yes."
That night Zinnia mistook you for a pillow. You did not have the heart to wake them up.
