Crankshaft Rafflesian: We're Past the Tutorial Thank God!

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Your friend has arrived.
Dotty: Lex, you awake?
Lex: No, I'm dead.
Dotty: You feeling better at all?
Lex: Yeah actually, your check up go okay?
Dotty: Mmhmm, great actually! They wanted me to remind you to work on your teeth though.
Lex: Are uh... they really that bad?
Dotty: I mean.... I don't mind them but you also don't want to get punched in the mouth like that.
Lex: Yeah, fair. Gotta say I'm surprised Geezer hooked us up with a good resort.
Dotty: Yeah uh, that wasn't him. They upgraded us because they dropped you on your face trying to carry you out. Pretty much everything covered so you don't sue.
Lex: Nice... wait...


You pull at the eyepatch you didn't quite notice until now.
Dotty: Please don't- oh god it's really bad....
Lex: I'm gonna do it.
Dotty: Ewww…. cover that up please...



Lex: Uh.... everything looks weird. Why you smiling?
Dotty: I don't have facial rigs Lex. I'm always smiling.
Lex: Are you sure...?
Dotty: It kinda looks like a frown from the right angle?
Lex: Aaaaah... I can't see like, a big chunk. It's kind of a nasty blind spot.
Dotty: Yeah... they'll hook you up with a replacement before the match.
Lex: Wait is it gone?! Where did they drop me?!
Dotty: In a bush and it's fractured.
Lex: Wait how-
Dotty: Feral possums.
Lex: That's like a freak accident right?
Dotty: Actually common around here. The whole park slash resort area is kinda just bombarded with them. They get rid of rodents so it helps.
Lex: I'm a rodent.
Dotty: You're a lagomorph, there's a difference. You get a look at our view yet?
Lex: No... should I?
Dotty: Yeah!
You both scoot over.



Lex: Shoot... are we right in between all of it?
Dotty: Geezer and I milked as much as we can out of it... so as long as they fix your eye I think we're more than good yeah?
Lex: You know I should have a little more uh.. integrity?
Dotty: That's the right word.
Lex: But... I don't wanna mess with lawyers anyway.



You are in the central resort of Capital Farms Resort.

Lex: You think we got time to mess around at the local shops?
Dotty: I know I can't really stop you so... 
Lex: So we're down?
Dotty: Yeah.