Crankshaft Rafflesian: We're Past the Tutorial Thank God!

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You ham it up.



Lex: Shut up, you can't bribe me with food until after 5. Let's get this over with right now.
Geezer: Did you just... rip off your own sling?
Lex: I don't need it.
Geezer: You're gonna get smacked once in the arm and cry. 
Lex: It's fine, fight me now.
Geezer: I'll feel bad, let me give you a gun or something.
Lex: No, everything about you screams cartoon devil and I don't trust like that. 
Geezer: It's a good way to keep people on their toes.
Lex: By looking blatantly evil? You got a big robot dog head and no eyes! That's chaotic neutral at best!



Geezer: If you wanna look big, dress like what scares the shit out of you right? 
Lex: Nobody's scared of primary colors.
Geezer: I am.
Lex: That's lame though.
Geezer: You think so?
Lex: I mean you're valid and I won't look down at you but red, blue, and yellow will never make anyone jump.
Geezer: Yeah, guess that's not wrong.
Dotty: It's really not, trust me on that.
Lex: Dotty! 



Dotty: Yo! You made it on time!
Lex: Yo! Explain why we're here!
Dotty: ....Old debt.
Lex: Another?
Dotty: Yeah... I got a good bunch of those to deal with still. 
Lex: Like, old debt or OLD debt?
Dotty: Like before I met you or your friends old.
Lex: Ah.... You know you never gotta right?
Dotty: Only feels right you know? Can we scoot inside to talk about it more? 
Lex: How about you let me clap this guy first and we do it over dinner.
Dotty: Linner.
Lex: No. 
Dotty: It's a valid meal.
Lex: Linner has no rights.
Dotty: I'm hungry and he's feeding us so Linner is real today. Come inside.
Lex: No, I refuse to accept this world.



Dotty: Get your flat cottontail ass in here.
Lex: No.
Dotty: Lex, I will put you and everything you love in a sarcophagus.
Lex: Good, I can finally move in with you.
Dotty: Oversaturated fuck.
Lex: Big talk for someone who can't see past 240p.