Semantics
designer promise type, eyebrow anomaly, mouth anomaly, ear anomaly (horns)
"This promise type is a tricky little bugger - it's always sure to keep it's word, sure, but it always seems to sneak in a few words into it's promises and contracts that involve someone having to buy them bubblegum. It''s...almost like it doesn't know it can just ask."
Alright, Red Diamond has been taken!