[SIDESTORY] Morbit Oneshots

[ThreadLurkingComorant]

Cruel New Worlds

2026
Written by BaftComorant

A Day in the chat logs of another world's hero king

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othersideotherstory: hey, wanted to check in on you today

othersideotherstory: saw you finally dropped the big post on the Cruel New Worlds section

othersideotherstory: think you got the mods nervous lol

mentoelectric: yeah no shit

mentoelectric: people are ripping me a knew one

mentoelectric * new

mentoelectric: don't even want to look anymore

mentoelectric: it's been on recent comments for hours now

othersideotherstory: you doing okay

othersideotherstory: you sounded really upset

mentoelectric: : As much as I can

mentoelectric: people just kinda treated me like a RP kid

mentoelectric:  think im gonna go jump off a bridge or something like fuck me

othersideotherstory: just make another post and reply to some people

mentoelectric:  why?

mentoelectric: Nobody really has anything nice to say

mentoelectric: * anything

mentoelectric: just think im trying to sound cool

othersideotherstory: i mean i liked it

othersideotherstory: like you finally got it out there

mentoelectric:  yeah and now i look insane

mentoelectric:  i know theyre calling me a herofag behind my back

othersideotherstory: yeeeeeah

mentoelectric whats the point?

othersideotherstory: i mean cabinet made a nice comment

mentoelectric: you know cabinet is nice to everyone though

othersideotherstory: yeah but like she means it

mentoelectric: she's too nice, hate her ass sometimes

mentoelectric: pity response

othersideotherstory: Nooooo :(

othersideotherstory: just give it a day, someone might be able to help

mentoelectric: probably not, too outlandish

othersideotherstory: thats kind of the point of the site

othersideotherstory: stuff like angels a

othersideotherstory: stuff like angels and monsters and all that are really weird and nobody knows a lot on what to do about my whole weird ass irl

othersideotherstory: like this is the place

mentoelectric: this is the place when a entity goes and fucks you up

mentoelectric: or you get a little bit of radiation poisoning from messing with magic radios or something

mentoelectric: I never asked

mentoelectric: it just happened and yea

othersideotherstory: i guess but like so do most other people here

mentoelectric: they got stuff to prove it with

mentoelectric: i just have to go trust me my ass is haunted

mentoelectric: please i used to be a hero in another world and stuff like

othersideotherstory: yeah

mentoelectric like i dunno i got no way back

mentoelectric: I got no proof I was ever there.

mentoelectric: whatever i got a date later

othersideotherstory: ooo you never told me you had someone

mentoelectric: first date

othersideotherstory: ooooooh

mentoelectric: met her at the bookstore

outskirtisland: she seemed really cool and we were going off about like how bad the Wayne D. Goya is these days and like i dunno

othersideotherstory: she pretty?

mentoelectric: yeah...

othersideotherstory: can i see

mentoelectric:  i don't got any pictures yet

othersideotherstory: no!!!!

othersideotherstory: you dude!

mentoelectric: oooo, I'm still in my uniform from work today

mentoelectric: I gotta get dressed proper

othersideotherstory: show

mentoelectric: why do you want to see so bad

othersideotherstory: cause i wanna make sure you're dressed okay

mentoelectric: its not like a fancy date just a movie

othersideotherstory: yeah but like still

othersideotherstory: don't think i've seen you before actually..

mentoelectric: yeah i guess..

mentoelectric gonna eat and then after a bit i'll get ready

mentoelectric: don't laugh

othersideotherstory: yaj

othersideotherstory: * yah

mentoelectric: for real

mentoelectric: pinkypromiseeee

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Moderation has sent a Direct Message


Dreamerbeam: Hey so there were a number of users concerned about your recent thread? "I Miss the Other World?" I wanted to do a general check in, make sure you're doing okay and potentially offer you help if something is bothering you. Are you able to talk right now? 

mentoelectric: Yeah, sorry for putting that up I had a couple of other mods check in on me today. I'm doing alright, I just wanted to vent my feelings on some stuff and I thought it'd be okay. If you need to delete it go ahead.

Dreamerbeam: No need!

mentoelectric: Then why is it a worry?

Dreambeam: I mean I guess I find the whole thing a little a little confusing: You got caught in a big freeway pileup, managed to find yourself sucked into in another world, and then when you finally returned home you were in the hospital? I guess looking at that it sounds like you were in a medical coma. We've had cases like that before, people live a whole life while asleep and end up stuck grieving for years what they lost.

mentoelectric: It's a whole thing and I'm a little too busy to go into detail just now. Like I said I'm sorry if I scared all of you, go ahead and remove the thing if it has people genuinely worried about me. It's okay, I won't be mad:

Dreambeam: We don't really like to delete anything, but for now we'll make sure to lock the thread if that's okay? We can revisit this later when you have more time, okay? And I'll send you a link of emergency hotlines in case you're struggling, you don't have to be alone you know. :)

mentoelectric: Yeah. Sorry. Thank you for being concerned.

Dreambeam: Of course! :F

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New Direct Message from: Cabinetspider



Cabinetspider: Hey! Are you okay? Your thread got locked.

mentoelectric: hey, yeah I'm fine. Sorry if I had you worried, lots of people checking in on ,e

Cabinetspider: Oh god are the mods being all weird?

Cabinetspider: there's a couple of weird ones

Cabinetspider: hate their asses.

Cabinetspider: Is it dreambeam?

Cabinetspider: Rocketsurgery7

mentoelectric: yeah.

mentoelectric: how'd you know?

Cabinetspider: they bugged me because they thought I was trying to catfish people!!

Cabinetspider: I had to prove I was a real spider!

mentoelectric: wait are you??

Cabinetspider: Yes! fiend kind!

mentoelectric: ohhhhhhhh okay

mentoelectric: I thought you meant like a tiny bug but I guess that'd be a weird way to catfish someone.

Cabinetspider: I don't even know what that means!!!

mentoelectric: it's like when you pretend to be someone else or lie about how you look when dating online.

Cabinetspider: I'm a shapeshifter, that's extra silly...

Cabinetspider: If I don't look like the picture now I can on paper..

mentoelectric: uhhh

Cabinetspider: also I am perfectly happy showing my real face X3

Mentoelectric: so like I know I shouldn't ask

mentoelectric: but I want to know now

Cabinetspider: One sec!

[Image Description: A photo of Cabinetta, a humanoid vampiric woman with dark curly hair and many cute stylized eyes making a tiny smile, her horns combined with everything else resemble the mandibles of a spider upside fown. Next to her are a smug snouted rabbit furry woman and a snake furry with messy, curled black hair worn loose and natural]

mentoelectric: oh wow you're cute, who's the bunny and the snake?

Cabinetspider: friends! we hung out last week, celebrated one of them getting a big promotion..

mentoelectric: oh cool

Cabinetspider: I wish they could visit more but it's hard when they live far away...

mentoelectric: feel that

mentoelectric: hey so

mentoelectric: I know we don't talk much

mentoelectric: but like

mentoelectric: im sorry if I was ever mean to you

Cabinetspider: I don't really think you were... we don't really talk

mentoelectric: still.

mentoelectric: you're honestly really cool.

Cabinetspider: thank youuuuuu X3

Cabinetspider: Let me know if you need anything.

mentoelectric: yeah, thank you so much

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Moderation has sent a Direct Message

Dreamerbeam: Hey, stay out of the Haunted channel for now if that's alright.

Dreamerbeam: We're probably going to revise rules to avoid another situation like this.

Dreamerbeam: Don't go blaming yourself, okay? :)

mentoelectric: Gotcha, sorry.

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New Direct Message from: othersideotherstory


mentoelectric: Alright I'm all good, got derailed by a bunch of dms.

mentoelectric: sorry..

othersideotherstory: you're fine!

Mentoelectric has sent a image file: selfpic.png

[Image Description: A webcam photo with the face cropped out of a nervous looking anthropomorphic rabbit with black fur wearing a comfy sweater and shorts.]

othersideothestory: oh my god you're so cute! That's not what I expected at all!

mentoelectric: what do you mean?

othersideotherstory: You have like ....I dunno, bunny's not what I expected...

mentoelectric: yeah that's uh.. I dunno.

othersideotherstory: bnuy

mentoelectric: Sometimes yeah..

othersideotherstory: Sometimes???

othersideotherstory: like a werewolf or

mentoelectric: no it's a whole thing.

mentoelectric: im going out in a sec so another time

othersideotherstory: do iiiit

othersideotherstory: tell me everything

mentoelectric: okay

othersideotherstory: mean it

othersideotherstory: like every detail

othersideotherstory: bitch

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mentoelectric: back

othersideotherstory: hi, how'd it go?

mentoelectric: alright, think I kinda flubbed it but not sure yet.

othersideotherstory: think??

othersideotherstory: like

othersideotherstory: what did you do??

mentoelectric: I dunno, she was nice and all but I don't think she had all that much fun

mentoelectric: could tell I was off

othersideotherstory: was she mad?

mentoelectric: i don't think so

othersideotherstory: should give her a call tomorrow, say you're sorry

mentoelectric: yeah

othersideotherstory: more details though...

mentoelectric: she wanted to watch something scary, ended up clinging onto her too much

mentoelectric: bit chickenshit

othersideotherstory: she probably wanted that?

othersideotherstory: like did she pull away??

mentoelectric: no.

mentoelectric: she ended up stroking my ears...

othersideotherstory: that's fucking gay

mentoelectric: bleh

mentoelectric: yeah I guess..

othersideotherstory: then like, what's the problem?

mentoelectric: nothing.. after we ate at a local diner, ended up being too quiet.

mentoelectric: that's when it started freaking me out

mentoelectric: drove her back, she gave me a hug but it was kinda awkward

othersideotherstory: ooooh

othersideotherstory: you should turbo apologize then, like now

mentoelectric: I'll text..

othersideotherstory: yes

mentoelectric: I'll be back


Moderation has sent a Direct Message

Mr.Biggdippings: Hey so, we decided to just completely remove the thread.

Mr.Biggdippings: If you want to post it again, have a mod go through it first before giving the clear.

Mr.Biggdippings: Comments got a lot of heated and we don't want people attacking each other.
Maybe keep to private instances for now to let things cool off.

Mr.Biggdippings: That okay? We're asorry.

Mr.Biggdippings: sorry

mentoelectric: Yeah that's fine, sorry for all the trouble.

Mr.Biggdippings: You're okay, just being transparent.

mentoelectric: I appreciate it.


New Direct Message from: othersideotherstory


othersideotherstory: mods took it down

othersideotherstory: fuckers

mentoelectric: saw that

mentoelectric: it's whatever

othersideotherstory: you want me to go scream at them?

mentoelectric: nah

mentoelectric: not worth it tbh

othersideotherstory: fucking love yourself man

othersideotherstory: like bro you can't let them win

mentoelectric: another day

mentoelectric: tired

mentoelectric: talk with date went good so we'll just take that win before I get mad.

othersideotherstory: oooo is it okay?

mentoelectric: yeah she just didn't get any sleep lol

mentoelectric: she thought she fucked it up with me

othersideotherstory: bro

othersideotherstory: you know what though that checks

othersideotherstory: you're both stupid

mentoelectric: yeah

othersideotherstory: my stupid homie and his stupid gf

mentoelectric: too early to call it that

mentoelectric: we'll see

mentoelectric: Plan revenge on a better day.

othersideotherstory: give me time I'll figure it out.

mentoelectric: don't do anything without me though or I'll kill you

othersideotherstory: what if it's really funny

mentoelectric: nah.

othersideotherstory: what if it's kinda funny.

mentoelectric: maybe

mentoelectric: for now just stay your beautiful evil self

othersideotherstory: no homo

othersideotherstory: riiiight?

mentoelectric: I don't even know anymore tbh we'll figure that out later

othersideotherstory: cool.

othersideotherstory: forgot I needed to sleep for

othersideotherstory: a interview

othersideotherstory: fuck me man

mentoelectric: no that's gay

othersideotherstory: oh

mentoelectric: not in the fun way anyway

mentoelectric: sorry

othersideotherstory: damn.

mentoelectric: gonna go to bed soon too though, gonna wrap up a few quick things and logoff.

othersideotherstory: sleeeeep

New Direct Message from: Cabinetspider

Cabinetspider: Hi!! I asked a friend to look into something for you?

Cabinetspider: Might be important??

mentoelectric: oh?

insecurelink

mentoelectric: oh uh... 

Cabinetspider: SleightRemorseXIII is one of the regulars on a board I go to, fiendish circles.

mentoelectric: the story lines up a lot, Like...

mentoelectric: there wasn't really a big cult or anything but I got dragged away kinda the same way. Found the mirror in the woods, set up the offering, waited, and some guy showed up and said he'd return some day.

mentoelectric: when the pile up happened I was cooked and he showed up to take me away...

mentoelectric: and after that.. a lot

Cabinetspider:.. you were there for years you said.

mentoelectric: Yeah, by the end of it all I don't think anyone would've recognized me like.

mentoelectric: I mean I didn't have anyone waiting for me anyway.

Cabinetspider: Why leave?

mentoelectric: cause being a hero wasn't what I wanted either..

mentoelectric: not a king or champion of the people or monster slayer..

mentoelectric: do you think... both of us have the same guy?

Cabinetspider: was yours a rabbit too?

mentoelectric: no

mentoelectric: cat, name was Tuna

Cabinetspider: A entity? 

mentoelectric: yeah

Cabinetspider: oooooo okay, I can look into it. I don't talk to them but I have a friend who can help me.. 

Cabinetspider: did they uh.. help you return? 

mentoelectric: kinda

Cabinetspider: ...kinda? 

mentoelectric: body became part of the other world, so I had to find another over there. 

mentoelectric: the original me is just.. somewhere there still in a tomb sleeping. 

Cabinetspider: Is that so?

Cabinetspider: Are you a familiar by chance? or a construct now?

Cabinetspider: You didn't sign any contracts?

mentoelectric: no

mentoelectric: one of the drivers who got caught died

mentoelectric: so she was a vessel

mentoelectric: the old me just vanished quietly but nobody would miss me. 

mentoelectric: face didn't match my ID anyway, doubt fingerprints are the same either

mentoelectric: but.. my brain's wrong for this world too. 

mentoelectric: I was good at living over there but it didn't make me all that happy. 

mentoelectric: but living here just makes me feel like a alien in a costume

mentoelectric: you know?

mentoelectric: don't belong anywhere but maybe I can at least be safe 

mentoelectric: I get to dress cute at least I guess. 

mentoelectric: is it dumb that I like that? 

mentoelectric: now I'm just going off, sorry

Cabinetspider: You're fine, I'm just busy with guests still.

Cabinetspider: And I'm the one who got nosy first anyway X3

Cabinetspider: but I hope this helps you at least a little, I don't think you're crazy at all :(

Cabinetspider: I can try to get you a chat with him btw! If it would help. 

mentoelectric: Have to think about it, but I might take you up on it. 

mentoelectric: Give me time? 

Cabinetspider: As much as you need. :3