PRIMORDIAL

[nonexistentPumpkin]

Achieve powered flight.

do an adorable little dance to celebrate our new form

achieve flight to do an adorable airborne dance

These are leaves, not wings or any sort of sophisticated limb.  Really, it's a miracle you can shuffle around at all, and if you tried to do either of those things you'd just hurt yourself.  Speaking of which, you're pretty sure physical harm right now would be bad for your FORM STABILITY.

>what's up with that red glowy thing above you

You mean the fucking alarm?

Oh hey, someone turned that off.  Good, it was starting to give you a headache.

>BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

inspect surroundings

You just did enough believing in yourself to warp reality and produce a corporeal vessel from the ether, so you're pretty wiped out re: that.

Instead, you're gonna inspect the only thing of note in this room: this weirdly designed computer.  Apparently you meet whatever physical characteristics are required for activating a touch screen.



Let's see...  Password is BEEF WOMEN, obviously.  Yeah yeah, error error error, just exit out of those...  Some boring physics equations about selfnium, some stuff about thought osmosis...  About what you'd expect would be on this thing, tbh.  You wonder if you could open a brows-

???: Hey.



???: I don't know if you can understand me, but if you don't get down from that you're ABOUT to understand "gun."
YOU: Oh hey Garret.  ...Please tell me that's a tranq gun.
Garret: I said.  Get.  Down.
YOU: It's not even loaded, is it?
Garret: I.  SAID.
YOU: Didn't turn the safety off either, I bet.
Garret: ...Yeah, right on all accounts.  Could you just stop trying to open firefox on the important science computer and come down here?
YOU: How'd you know I was...
Garret: Believe me, I've tried.