12-05-2025, 08:21 PM
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[image description: A woman stands at a doorway. She is tall, with a spider-web patterned dress and long messy black hair. She has a cat-like mouth, 4 unusual cartoonish eyes, and a tail that matches her hair.]
Despina sat to the side, taking a breather while Diver took initive in wrapping up the details of the briefing.
Diver: So the short of it is, we want you both to look for stray entities, get in contact, see if we can get a good thing going.
Savvy: I mean we got one right now.
Romero: Yeah, don't think he really has anywhere to go..
Roost: Nope! I'm living off residuals from licensing my likeness out. Turns out I'm quite in right now..
Diver: Yeah? In what way?
Roost: What do you mean?
Diver: Haven't seen you around, is it overseas or-
Roost: Online, many opportunities there these days for those like myself who've struggled to find a good client. Unless.. one of you would like to sign?
Romero: Styx would kill me..
Savvy: I thought I had a thing with Santana but..
Diver: Yeah I wouldn't recommend that.
Roost turns toward Despina with a silly look on his face.
Despina: Got my hands busy, know how it is.
Roost: The mask thing does make me want to just give it to you for free admittedly. I've never heard of such magic before being in the hands of a mortal like yourself.
Despina: You're a little too sweet for that. Looking for real bastards.
Roost: You would be quite surprised. I have to say though, I'm curious who's face that is right now. Might have known her in the past.
Despina made a mock hiss at him.
Roost: Not even a hint?
Despina: Maybe one day but not today.
Roost: Suppose we all have our secrets to keep...
Despina: Not forever if you play your cards rigt. Prove you can behave...
They slipped a finger under their snake mask.
Despina: And you'll get to learn a bit more, maybe even some burgers? God knows I'm craving lunch after today's job.
Roost tugs on Romero's arm.
Romero: H-hey-
Roost: This is a group effort, the entire squad. I expect a large table.
The snake snickered.
Despina: That's the spirit. You behave and I'll take ya'll out for burgers later. Sound good?
Diver: Does that include-
Despina: You're paying for yourself today, but you're invited too.
Diver: I'll take it... We both handling comms today?
Despina: Mm, you're hosting though I think. You've got a more secure network than anything I can get started.
Diver: Do I?
Despina: You and Savvy both had your bodies made by Once_More. Should be able to link up just fine.
Diver: This body is also modeled after a sapient plague, there's going to be random passerbys and stragglers there.
Despina: Any of them gonna bother you?
Diver: Well no... but Romero? Can't really hook him up-
The fish holds up a little floating diamond, both as thin as paper and glistening as glass.
Romero: I got ways to keep in touch, I'm good. Besides.. if it's just gonna be me, Savvy, and Roost going out I think we'll be fine. Savvy could just pass along the message, yeah?
Diver: Not if seperated from you.
Romero: I got proxy who can find 'em in a heartbeat.
Diver: Do you?
Despina: Mm.. not sure what its full capacity is but it seems reliable. It's uh... bit of a helpful mole. Bit selective on who she talks to, but Brass is reliable.
Romero: She likes to keep things closer to the vest than that..
Despina: She can scream at me later all she wants. For now...
Despina looked you straight in the eye.
Despina: You feel up for giving Diver's network a shot?
Savvy: I can try. How do we uh... hook things up?
Diver: Usually there's a specific guy for the job built to handle communications but both of us are cut off from the main network... but my body's technically part of a hivemind so... we'll borrow that one.
Despina: Is that safe? There's no worries it'll try and override you or-
Diver: This one's polite thankfully, she usually leaves me alone. Guess she cause a bit of a eruption in one of the facilities, still stuck with piles of her doppelgangers roaming around.
Despina: But she is part of a hivemind. Sounds shady.
Diver: Yeah. All of them willing of course but uh...
Despina: Cult?
Diver: Sorta? Not intentionally. They're harmless, promise.
Diver offered his hand to you.
Despina: Savvy-
Savvy: I'll be fine, if anything bad happens I know you'll fix it.
Despina:.. Yeah, always..
The fiend grinned at that.
Diver: You two are adorable. You ready then?
Savvy: Lets do this.
You reached out for his hand only to find yourself standing under the night sky in front of a large castle among many brightly lit tents. It was almost like a carnival, spreading across the horizon. A few endless towers surrounded, so tall you couldn't see where it ended...
Diver: You settle in alright?
You nearly jumped out of your skin before you realized who it was.
Savvy: Think so. Lot... fancier than I expected. This normal for you?
Diver: Eh.. it comes up. We should get you initiated.
Diver stepped up to the gate without any hesitation and knocked.
There was a moment where you could hear someone yelling on the other end, followed by the noise of footsteps that approached slowly.
???: Who's visiting?
Diver: Secondhand guy, got a friend with me. Not a entity or a fiend just like.. a guy. A shrimp?
???: I don't know what that is but..
The door creaked open, another fiend with a bit of a resemblance to Diver. Perhaps of the same production?
You waved at them.
Savvy: Hey, here about the whole... hivemind thing I guess?
Diver: They're not here to join, they're borrowing our link so we can communicate on the job. Witch work, know how it is. Cabby around?
???: She's on tour with her friends.
Savvy: Band?
???: Not this time, theater troupe. It's a whole thing I don't really need to get directly into right now but.. maybe you'll be fortunate enough to catch her at some point. Think you'd like her... come inside?
Diver gives you a little nod, letting you take lead on this.
The fiend tilted her head at you.
???: A Chimera body?
Savvy: Yeah.
You offered your left hand, perpetually stuttering and glitching like a broken tv.
???: Your connection is damaged, you'll have to let me repair you before I can give you proper access to the network. Might take a bit..
Savvy: I've got a job today so... maybe I should ask if that's fine-
Diver: Time in here works different, a few hours is minutes out there.
???: Mmhmm! Technically not even in the same time period as yourselves. So... perhaps be careful what you say of the future.
Diver: You already know plenty...
???: Yes well.. nothing that'll tempt me to intervene.
Savvy: So like, I can't mention the updog incident?
???: What's... updog?
Diver gives you a loop.
Savvy: I had to try.
???: Is this something I should worry about-
Diver: It's a joke.
???: Bit terrible at them unfortunately, I don't get it.
Savvy: Must be a generational thing, I dunno.
???: Perhaps?
They gave you a awkward attempt at a smile, kitty mouth and fangs and all.
Savvy: I got no clue... your proxy around here? Gotta talk to her on something.
???: In her room, she was supposed to answer the door but she's probably reading with her headphones on...
Savvy: It's no big deal. Be back quick.
He walked off, leaving you alone with the spider-like Fiend.
Savvy: So like.. you two related?
???: His body is based off my mentor, almost a exact clone. I myself being spared by her after my initial hostilities chose to adapt my form to bare resemblance, figured she was someone to take after if I wanted to blend well with the people. It's... a bit of a long story.
Savvy: I mean I got time, right? Name's Savvy by the way, should've probably opened with that..
???: Malette, Malo for short..
Savvy: You don't seem that bad?
Malo: You'd be surprised, used to be awful but seeing another fiend who seemed to make friends so easily made me want to move away from that. So I wanted to be just like her and uh... we linked.
Savvy: Right.
Malo: And I accidentally made a bunch of her through some rather convoluted means so-
Savvy: So like a vampire or-
Malo: No, I mean identical. You might see a few fiends who look just like your friend pop in and out of here on occasion.
Savvy: Ahh...
Malo: Gave me every reason to change things up a little. Still kept some elements I'm fond of but needed to really distinguish myself. Became close friends with Cabby's familiar, took up some duties to help her after I accidentally created this network, got a proxy as a attempt to get to know myself better. She's.. a bit more eccentric that I expected.
She gestured for you to turn around.
Savvy: Something up?
Malo: Tail, have to make sure that's synched up.
You turned around exposing your full shrimpy nature.
Malo: Ah.. you're a form of shellfish?
Savvy: Yeah, I guess? Not sure what the benefits are but-
Malo: We'll find out soon, don't worry. Once your link is restored we'll have access to your schematics, quite handy when going to a medical professional.
Savvy: You know, you're pretty good at this.
Malo: Me? Well.. I'm alright.
A tint of golden plush on their pale cheeks.
Savvy: Nobody's even explained this much to me so...
Malo: Mm.. That's fair. Still have a bit to go, might want to get seated somewhere. I'll have my proxy notify Mr. Dive where we're at.
Savvy: Sounds good.
She made a little gesture to follow her, heading straight down the halls.
Her fluffy tail stood like a happy cat, catching your eye admittedly.
Malo: Do you want some hot chocolate while you're here? Cookies? Turnip always makes sure to stock up...
Savvy: Uh... sure? I thought this place was like mental or something though-
Malo: Don't think about it too hard, might accidentally break the connection.
Savvy: Yeah?
Malo: Existentialism, like seeing the pencil touch your lines.
Savvy: Uh..
Malo: You'll understand in time.
She held open the door to a dimly lit lounge.
Malo: For now we may as well get comfortable. This process is tedious.
Savvy: Yeah, alright.


