[IMPROMPTU] Text for Service

[knux400]

Aaaand there goes my phone again.

(545)-406678: mmm hreey. have you tried calling any kind of help line for the hospital? not this one, I don't think any of us work for the hospital lol. definitely magic or something. you can probably find the number on their website. 

Thaaaaat would be great if I had one of those fancy phones that has a web browser in it. My phone just makes calls, sends texts, and plays Breakout, Snake, and Space War. All three of which I've already played to the point of boredom.

(546)-425630: I already told you. I'm a lizard connected to the Help Number. I figured Help Number Lizard was pretty self explanatory.
That aside, get some water before heading out. Even if it's not trustworthy I think I trust the fountain water more than the tap. And an option to hydrate is good depending on how long you'll be stuck here.

I was really, really hoping they didn't mean that literally. As far as I'm aware, lizards are one of those animals from another dimension that kind of look like some of the things we have here, but they don't actually exist, except there's lizard TCPs so they kind of do. I had to do a whole paper on TCPs in high school, that shit still gives me a headache. Probably sucks worse for them though if they're connected to a help line. It's probably jammed in the back of their neck or something.

Right. Water. Because apparently that's the best thing the lizards can come up with.


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It's lukewarm, has that weird tap water taste, and is overall very non-refreshing, but it's still water. Best to stay hydrated.

(776)-832867: got some water
(776)-832867: third person, do you really think id be texting you if i knew the hospitals phone number or had any way of accessing it at all?
(776)-832867: trust me, i would give anything to talk to an actual member of hospital staff instead of lizards/ghosts/whatever you are.

I flip my phone closed angrily and jam it in my pocket.




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I sigh.

Realistically, I remind myself, I probably shouldn't be acting rudely towards these things. They do seem to be trying to help, and they're the best resource I have right now. It'd probably be better not to upset them.

I mean, hell, maybe lizards are just like this on whatever planet they're from. I don't know.

(776)-832867: sorry
(776)-832867: kinda stressed out rn
(776)-832867: is there anything else i should do in here before i leave?