[IMPROMPTU] Text for Service

[knux400]

My phone buzzes again. Apparently the Help Number Lizard isn't done with me yet. I wonder if it's just the one lizard, or if they're all lizards. Let's see...

(546)-425630: Pharmacy, Lounge, Restroom it looks like.
Pharmacy would likely get you in contact with staff on the job that wouldn't want to talk to you, so maybe check LNGE first? (Don't worry how I'm reading the signs.) 

I stare at my phone blankly for a few seconds. Don't worry how they're reading the signs???? That wouldn't have even occurred to me until they brought it up. Now I'm even more worried than I was before.

Okay. So I'm stuck in an empty hospital with what appears to be some kind of paranormal bullshit help line. Fine. At least this explains why they don't seem to be part of the hospital staff. As long as they don't rip my soul out or something, there's probably no harm talking to them. It's not like I have any other company right now.

75-(467)-832537: ohh right. hospitals. maybe i should get checked...
rest sounds good. maybe you can take a nap. 

As much as I'd love to take a nap, I'd rather figure out where Stream went. I mean, he's probably still in the building, but since it's become clear to me that the building is semi-haunted or something, I'd say finding him is more of a concern.

(776)-832867: going to lounge. pretty sure the other person is right about REST being a restroom, and i dont need to go rn.
(776)-832867: should i even be bothering texting you??? apparently you can see the shit im doing so.
(776)-832867: re the number with the extra two digits for some reason: definitely get checked. unless youre a ghost already in which case i dont think theres much they can do for you.
(776)-832867: who tf are you people anyway????

I open the door to the lounge. Just like the rest of the building, it's completely devoid of life. It seems to be a sort of cafeteria thing, with some kind of restaurant booth that has a shutter down over it right now. There's a condiment station on one side, complete with spice packets, napkins, and sauce dispensers with tiny little cups. On the opposite wall is a row of vending machines with various drinks and snacks. Filling the majority of the room are a bunch of little round tables, each with four chairs orbiting them. It's all very orderly, and every single chair has been pushed in. Everything is remarkably clean, and I can't spot a hint of any activity ever having happened here. There don't seem to be any exits in this room aside from the door I just came in.

I brought my wallet with me, so I could get something from the vending machines if I wanted to pay. Without money, my only options are questionable drinking fountain water and tiny cups of sauce. Aside from that, there isn't much of note here.

[author's note: although this quest is taking place on Morbit, the people on the other end of the phones can be anyone from anywhere! it's entirely up to you if you want to play as yourself or as a character.]