[FORUM GAME] TCP who Taxonomy Thread

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[WANDERING_MEANDER]:

Hey there, to play this game just post one or more descriptions in this format:

'TCP who buys complex size candles as a bonfire.'
'Accountant TCP who deals with big tax fraud.'
'Rock Type stuck in a soup bowl.'
'Lawyer Type who breaks the law'
'TCP that believes that cubes aren't real.'

or anything of the sort. Only rule is that it has to be a tcp.

Bonus points if its somehow related or inspired by an above post.