Stunt Troubles Investigation Agency

[sarcovyn]

The stubbigator looks up from his papers, meeting the gaze of this mystery guest... he can tell she has four legs.

"A case... I'd give anything to have a case right now..." he mumbles in a forced gravelly voice.

He tips his head to one side, teeth delicately grabbing a long stick from the end of his desk. He tips it to the other side, igniting the tip at a lit candle - this one looks like it's been burning for hours, all half-melted and sad-looking. He chews on the end of the stick as the scent of smoky vanilla wafts through the air. More smoky than vanilla.

"You look like you've got something on your mind, sweets... tell me about the issue."