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04-23-2019, 11:40 AM
YOU? ARE CAPRICORN. YOUR HORNS ARE ONLY MATCHED BY YOUR HEART. IN BIGNESS, THAT IS. ALSO, YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE FISH TAIL. IT MAKES WALKING QUITE DIFFICULT. YOU SPENT ALL YOUR MONEY ON A WHEELCHAIR, IN WHICH YOU SIT. THIS YOU FEEL WAS A WISE INVESTMENT. HOWEVER, THE BANK BALANCE DISAGREES.
YOUR QUALIFICATIONS? ARE LIBRA, YOU ARE NOTABLY A QUALIFIED JUDGE AND HAVE BALANCE INGRAINED INTO THE VERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING. YOU HAVE NO ISSUES AT ALL DECIDING WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM YOU WANT ALREADY GOOD GOD ITS BEEN 5 HOURS AT THE LOCAL ICE CREAM PARLOR.
YOUR HISTORY? IS THAT OF A FISH. CAPRICORN YOU MAY BE BUT PISCES YOU WERE RAISED. IN THE OCEAN, OFF THE COAST OF NORMANDY, AMONG THE GARFIELDS. YOU HAVE FOND MEMORIES OF IT. YOUR VERY FIRST JOB WAS HANDLING STAGE RATS AT THE LOCAL THEATER. SLIPPERY BUGGERS. AND YOU'D KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEING SLIPPERY.
YOUR STARSIGN? AERIES. THIS HAS DONE NOTHING BUT BRING YOU SHAME AND MISFORTUNE, NO ONE LIKES AERIES. NO ONE. NOT MUTABLE NOR SOFT. WAY TOO ANGRY.
NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, WHAT WILL YOU DO TO ACQUIRE ONE PLEASANT NIGHT IN PARIS? WHAT IS THE FIRST STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN.
YOUR QUALIFICATIONS? ARE LIBRA, YOU ARE NOTABLY A QUALIFIED JUDGE AND HAVE BALANCE INGRAINED INTO THE VERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING. YOU HAVE NO ISSUES AT ALL DECIDING WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM YOU WANT ALREADY GOOD GOD ITS BEEN 5 HOURS AT THE LOCAL ICE CREAM PARLOR.
YOUR HISTORY? IS THAT OF A FISH. CAPRICORN YOU MAY BE BUT PISCES YOU WERE RAISED. IN THE OCEAN, OFF THE COAST OF NORMANDY, AMONG THE GARFIELDS. YOU HAVE FOND MEMORIES OF IT. YOUR VERY FIRST JOB WAS HANDLING STAGE RATS AT THE LOCAL THEATER. SLIPPERY BUGGERS. AND YOU'D KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEING SLIPPERY.
YOUR STARSIGN? AERIES. THIS HAS DONE NOTHING BUT BRING YOU SHAME AND MISFORTUNE, NO ONE LIKES AERIES. NO ONE. NOT MUTABLE NOR SOFT. WAY TOO ANGRY.
NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, WHAT WILL YOU DO TO ACQUIRE ONE PLEASANT NIGHT IN PARIS? WHAT IS THE FIRST STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN.
