Just a Passing Assassin...

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 Spiral: Here goes nothing.

Spiral: Drank a bottle of BBQ Sauce on a dare. Was one of those local brands that gets marketed to tourists for having a distinct kick. Didn’t even tear up.

Spiral: Got into a fight with a spooky tree once. Was scary at first but ended up not being too hard to deal with in the end.

Spiral: I’m a huge fan of roller coasters. Especially those loop de loop ones, with names like The Twister or the DEATHSPIRAL. Kinda what inspired my name, actually.



Steady: Tricky, considering I don’t got that much clue yet...



Cabinetta: I would like to take a good crack first...

Spiral: Go ahead.

Cabinetta:  For you Steady… I think the skeleton.

Steady: Oh?

Cabinetta: No lips!

Steady: I mean you don’t need lips if you brave enough…

Cabinetta: Fair enough, And Spiral….  the sauce.

Cabinetta: You seem too polite to be that wasteful…

Oh.

Steady: Interesting calls. I’m gonna say… hmm.

Steady: I’m sorry, the whole never been on a date thing feels fake as hell. Not possible…

Steady: And I’ve never heard of a ghost tree before, sounds fake too.

Spiral: You’d think.

Spiral: Alright, my turn.

Spiral: I’m gonna say the horror movie thing is fake.

Spiral: And…. I’m gonna second the date thing. Waaaaay too cute.
You sneak in a good wink.

Cabinetta: Aww…. well. I mean…

Cabinetta: Shall we reveal the truth?

Steady: Yep. So….



Steady: Cabinetta called that. Had a part time deal with a baseball team on the side with permission from the lab and I’ve legit never sat through a whole horror film.

Cabinetta: I was close to picking the horror film to be fair…

Spiral: I’m surprised…

Steady:  Yep. Either it’s bad so I don’t finish, or it’s too scary so I chicken out…

Steady: Once went with a friend I had a crush on, was very spooked and disappointed they never tried to hold my hand or hug me or anything.

Cabinetta: …Was it a date?

Steady: Sort of? I mean you take someone to see a horror film so you can have them cling to you when they’re scared right? I got ignored when I tried to go for the arm cling….

Cabinetta: Ah…

Steady: Anyway I bailed in the third act, too much. They were cool about it though, we had ice cream after.

Spiral: I could go for some myself now that you mentioned it…



Spiral: Honestly though I want to meet someone special enough to help me finish one...

Cabinetta: Aww....

Spiral: That's sweet...



Cabinetta: On a related note…. So dating. Big confession..

Steady: No.

Spiral: Yeah no. You’re not about to say it.

Cabinetta: Is it really that big a shock…?

You and Steady manage a simultaneous “YES.”

Spiral: Can’t see it, adorable.

Steady: Yeah, really sweet too. And you’re like, a immortal vampire.



Cabinetta: Think that last bit intimidates people…

Spiral: Nah, it’s part of the charm I think.

Steady: Yeah, makes you feel… fancy. But like, a fun kind of fancy.

Steady: Also hot if you're into the whole bitey thing.

Spiral: Are you?



Steady: Never tried, I'm a big chicken.

Steady: And no offense but both of ya'll got some scary teeth. Cute but... you know. Murdery.

Steady: No homo.



Steady: Unless....

Steady: Fiddle is into that though so you could totally bully.

Cabinetta: Hehe... I'll consider.

Cabinetta: I do ponder something..

Cabinetta: About that um… your job?



Spiral: Yeah, I wanna hear about the baseball thing!

Spiral: What’s the deal?

Steady: Job is all about research and scanning right?

Steady: A lot to research from a bunch of pro athletes. Also got dunked in sports drink after a few times. Still got the uniform actually, think I look good it it personally.

Steady: Anyway, had a related job at the time and my swing happened to catch the eye of a team.

Steady: We did pretty good, had a solid run that year overall.

Steady: If you want to know the trick to a good homerun I’ll gladly show ya’ll…

Cabinetta: Maybe… not a good place for baseball around so we’d have to travel out some. Deserts  and such.

Steady: Sounds fun. Anyway, Spiral’s turn.



Spiral: Rollercoasters. Can't.

Steady: Realy? I mean I can kinda see it. I get squeamish on them too…

Cabinetta: Mm… I could never.

Spiral: They’re scary! Usually just sit on a bench and read when friends want to go on one of these.

Cabinetta: I’d gladly join you.

Steady: Same here, start a book club for weenies.

Spiral: Heh… Weenie solidity.



Steady: Wait so… ghost trees are real?

Cabinetta: Very much so.

Spiral: Yeah, they’re pretty messed up.

Cabinetta: Kind of pretty though.

Spiral: Yeah, they got really nice colors in the fall.

Cabinetta: They make awful sounds at night though.

Steady: I hate that. You gotta take me to see one sometime.

Cabinetta: Gladly.

Steady: So….



Steady: One more round?



Cabinetta: Mmm! It's fun!

Spiral: Sure, bring it.

Steady: Alright um…

Steady: Went to prison at 16.

Steady: Had a short lived run owning a restaurant.

Steady: Had a romantic relationship with a god.

Cabinetta: Okay…

Cabinetta: I did a photoshoot for a fashion Magazine…

Cabinetta: I used to do acting in movies…

Cabinetta: I once had a crush on a vampire hunter…

Steady: You’re up.