Discord
02-16-2022, 02:47 PM
[STATIONARY_FRICTION]:
The doorbell begins to ring. <DING DONG DING DING DING DONG DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BEEP BWOOP BWORP BEEP BWOOOOOOP BEEP BEEP DA BEEPEDY BEEP BOOP DING BEEP BOOP BEEP.> It's still ringing. <BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP DING DING DING BEEP.>
And then, a figure appears on the screen. Some sort of goatlike figure with safety goggles on. Their voice is kind of like really quiet enthusiastic screaming.
"Hello there! I see you have came upon my LAIR. What doth bring thouest into mine LAIR ENTRANCE? The lair of I, the one and only BWELLOTHORN THE FORBIDDEN ONE and also some other people. I have come up with concoctions most VILE and POTENT. I am a MASTER OF POTIONS and the coworker OF THE GREATEST PLANT-ANIMAL-FUNGUS-AND-OTHER-LIFE-OLOGIST IN HISTORY who is also here."
They clear their throat and cough a touch after talking, because talking like a quiet scream is not good for your throat.
...
Cliche appears to be cringing, either from the noise or a feeling of cringe so powerful that it cannot help but be stunned, and thus is unable to formulate a quick response.
The doorbell begins to ring. <DING DONG DING DING DING DONG DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BEEP BWOOP BWORP BEEP BWOOOOOOP BEEP BEEP DA BEEPEDY BEEP BOOP DING BEEP BOOP BEEP.> It's still ringing. <BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP DING DING DING BEEP.>
And then, a figure appears on the screen. Some sort of goatlike figure with safety goggles on. Their voice is kind of like really quiet enthusiastic screaming.
"Hello there! I see you have came upon my LAIR. What doth bring thouest into mine LAIR ENTRANCE? The lair of I, the one and only BWELLOTHORN THE FORBIDDEN ONE and also some other people. I have come up with concoctions most VILE and POTENT. I am a MASTER OF POTIONS and the coworker OF THE GREATEST PLANT-ANIMAL-FUNGUS-AND-OTHER-LIFE-OLOGIST IN HISTORY who is also here."
They clear their throat and cough a touch after talking, because talking like a quiet scream is not good for your throat.
...
Cliche appears to be cringing, either from the noise or a feeling of cringe so powerful that it cannot help but be stunned, and thus is unable to formulate a quick response.