Weeb Fishing

[Lilium Mortem]

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#Gacha hell

Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Guys
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Guyyyyyyyys
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Fuck my stupid baka life (T_T)
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: My dad took my phone and deleted FGO, GBF, UPD, HSR, and even Arknights!
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: The only game he left me was AMONG US ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: And then he locked down the phone with parental controls and shit
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: AND THEN! The wifi died (._.)
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: so now I'm stuck in this middle of nowhere lake cabin, where the reception is so spotty I'm lucky that I've gotten all these messages out in the same go, with nothing to do, with my dad constantly 'suggesting' I should go fucking FISH

[aeshihowl]

Username: venomancer
Favorite Anime: Full Metal Alchemist
Favorite Anime Character: Alex Armstrong
Subs or Dubs?: subs

venomancer: bruh
venomancer: that sucks
venomancer: parents be on some shit sometimes
venomancer: fishing??
venomancer: what is this, the 70s???
venomancer: BORING
venomancer: you could try learning smoke signals to call for help lol
venomancer: or find a fairy ring to whisk you away~ >:3c

[Lilium Mortem]

#Gacha hell

venomancer: bruh
venomancer: that sucks
venomancer: parents be on some shit sometimes
venomancer: fishing??
venomancer: what is this, the 70s???
venomancer: BORING
venomancer: you could try learning smoke signals to call for help lol
venomancer: or find a fairy ring to whisk you away~ >:3c
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: thanks bro, (´ー`)b
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Weirdly my dad's afraid of fire? so that plan is out.
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: and I would welcome a visit from Truck-kun at this point, but I ain't going into the forest looking for mushroom rings. Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: ... So.
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Ahem:
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: In the Land of Kenturia, there lies a hidden lake, The Font Of Water Spirits. Summoner! You Were chosen! cast from The Rod Of Fish from The Alter Of Water and gather companions for your cause!
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner Sent file: Photo384112001.png

[Image ID: Photo of a page from a spiral bound notebook. Drawn in pencil is what appears to be a blend of a pier and some kind of holy alter, sitting upon water. Hover above the alter is what appears to be a poorly drawn fishing rod. Just beyond the alter in the water is a circular spot of the water that shoots out a column of light. Beyond the pier the horizon stretches and curves and trees can be seen barely cresting it. There are clouds in the sky and a sun casting rays down in the corner.]

Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Yeah so I might be going a bit crazy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Caved and went fishing with dad but NOTHING IS HAPPENING.
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: I almost started doing my summer homework Σ(ﾟДﾟ)
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: but then my dad said a very fucking baka thing that I can't get out of my head.
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: Dadf: Son, isn't fishing just like your games? you never know what you'll catch and who know's what rarities are out there?
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: so I drew this imagining what a fish based gacha game would be like while waiting for something to bite. I mean, if they did it with fucking horses why not fish?
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner: anyway i managed to catch a bit of good enough reception to send that photo
Divine_Hellfire_Summoner:  will continue to live post my decent into insanity

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[You may now suggest Fish! Submit a freshwater fish that lives in the eastern US, along with a rarity(Measured in stars). you may suggest traits for the fish but there's no guarantee that even if your fish is chosen your design suggestions will be used.]

[You may now suggest Mechanics and UI elements. One of each will be added each update. If I don't like any suggestions I'll come up with new stuff.]

[aeshihowl]

venomancer: I mean....
venomancer: shit, if you look at it from an old person's perspective....
venomancer: he's kinda right????
venomancer: eugh that feels weird
venomancer: anyways. the horse girls are, first of all, cute human schoolgirls. they're just named after horses
venomancer: and you can change their outfits to be even cuter
venomancer: these are, well.... fish?
venomancer: slimy and scaley and...yuck. 
venomancer: the only people I could see playing a fish gacha are the people who are already obsessed with catching fish
venomancer: >_>


3*** Bigmouth Buffalo fish