[CRITTER_CATCHER]: 

hey uh this is my store for critters, a sort of internet...adoptable... friend...thing. you've probably seen them in peoples' signatures before and i've gotten asked a million times if i'm going to put up a new request board- the answer being no, not without money involved. i'm trying to make rent every month without having to resort to drawing really weird shit for randos online, so here i am, selling my brand of weird shit for randos online. 

to request a new critter, i'm gonna need 20 cash and a word to work off of, preferably some kind of noun but i can do adjectives too. these guys get added to my bestiary when i'm done, and if you just want a recolor of ones i've already done, you can pay 5 cash and give me a palette prompt, or another word, or whatever. or you could color them in yourself, i don't really care- but paying me 5 cash keeps bills paid, i'd like that. 

once the critter is yours, you can do whatever you want with it. change the design, edit the image, put it on your profile, signature, icon, i don't mind anything aside from selling it for money. trading's okay, though. 

here's some examples of critters:
 

[Jocelyn](Original Poster) I am not feeling 'ffffdffffdd' I am actually feeling quite distressed. How is it that I change my mood on this web forum?

USERNAME: [ABBERANT_INCANDESCENCE]
REGISTERED: X-X-316
PRONOUNS: They/Them
MOOD: i spilled glitter a little bit before writing this. it is getting everywhere. please send help.
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: hi! welcome to my profile. a profile is a space for things. thus, i will provide you with things in this space. the thing you get? simple! the wonder of information. please enjoy the following information:

1. i make things, believe it or not! (please believe it. please. i beg you.)

2. i have some current projects. they include lamp 2: lampier, diagonal chair, and The Table. (note that the bold, italics, and underlining are all important to the title of The Table. please respect The Table. it may not be finished yet, but hey. sometimes things aren't finished yet. that's generally what makes something a current project. or a project on hiatus. or cancelled. i can't promise any of these will ever be finished, but hey. that's how things go. anyhow, i would like to give a shout out to my pal for helping with project names. lampier doesn't register as a real word but. i think maybe it's just too powerful for the dictionary. that's pretty neat.)

3. i still need to find a solution to glitter getting everywhere. (seriously. why does it stick to everything, yet just. keep going.) my pal said that 'glitter does what it pleases. it came before you and will last long after you.' without further comment, so if you know how to stop glitter, let me know!

4. i can and will respond to messages, hopefully. if i don't i might be working on something! sorry if i take a bit. i'll get to it! i promise!

5. this is the free space. imagine i said something wonderful here. please don't imagine anything mean or hurtful though. unless you want to. then, maybe just don't let me know though. okay? okay! anyhow. i think an imaginary garden would be nice. so, if you didn't put anything in. and you don't want to keep that empty. imagine a tiny seedling or something and some soil just being thrown in there. gently thrown, so it doesn't get everywhere. like glitter.

6. i hope you have a good day! thank you for reading this far.

USERNAME: [DISTANT_THOUGHT]
REGISTERED: X-X-316
PRONOUNS: they/them, she/her
MOOD: curious, strained
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 

Hi. I got encouraged to join somewhere. I lose focus a lot, will reply slow. You can call me Dizzy for short.
 

[LURKING_BUTCHER]:
The OBJECTIVE of the game is simple... Respond to the person above you with a TCP TYPE that counters the previous person's TYPE.
EXAMPLE:
[PERSON_1]: I'm a SIREN TYPE that makes you move towards me so I can attack you!
[PERSON_2]: Well, I'm a GUN TYPE that shoots you before I get close!
[PERSON_3]: I'm a SOCK TYPE, and I turn your bullets into socks!
[PERSON_4]: And I'm a FIRE ELEMENTAL TYPE, so I can set you on fire!
ETC.

I'll START:
I'm a CURSE TYPE, and I curse you to be unable to use your ability!

USERNAME: [LURKING_BUTCHER]
REGISTERED: 313
PRONOUNS: It/Thon
MOOD: Murderous...
STATUS: Offline
ABOUT: 

HAXEL/AXEL/AX
HORROR TYPE
HELLO. As the name suggests I will probably exclusively use this account to lurk - both on the forums and outside your house.
Watch your back. DIRECT MESSAGE at your own risk. You might see something you won't like...
BE VERY AFRAID.

316 UPDATE: Might use this forum more... I may require certain SERVICES...

USERNAME: [GEAR_TRAIN]
REGISTERED: 4-4-315
PRONOUNS: He/Him
MOOD: Concentrating
STATUS: Online
ABOUT:

This user has (1) warning.
USERNAME: [Jocelyn]
REGISTERED: 316
PRONOUNS: She/her
MOOD: Jocelyn
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: Anatomical Surrealism type. I enjoy sweets. I have given up on understanding the MOOD feature. I apologize for any confusion the mood of 'Jocelyn' may create.

USERNAME: [TASTY_TREAT]
REGISTERED: 3-11-315
PRONOUNS: They/them
MOOD: Hungry!
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 
 

USERNAME: [MAJESTY]
REGISTERED: 1-1-312
PRONOUNS: She/ Her
MOOD: Pensive
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: