USERNAME: [f00tsies]
REGISTERED: 5-2-316
PRONOUNS: They/Her
MOOD: don't fucking talk to me about the raccoon nerf
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: I'm an armor type that plays video games. You can check out my streaming page at mbnet.witch.tv/f00tsies. Feel free to hop in and say hi, I try to stream every evening!

[CRITTER_CATCHER]:

i don't know the whole logistics of calling something in artist's corner [word] corner but i'm doing it

i've been meaning to make a bestiary of all of the critters ive made over the years ive been here (and also those i made just for fun) but there's uhhh a lot of them at this point and i've been dragging my feet, a lot of them don't have names and are just weird little guys i doodled while bored

but now i'm naming them and giving them little facts, and i hope people like them. you can get your own on my sale thread, or recolor the ones you see here, idc. i just like seeing them around.

i've got a big backlog and this is gonna take a bit to get all of them up, so i'm just gonna update every so often with new ones and old ones mixed up together. enjoy, i guess
 

CRITTERLOG
 

001- Pompet
this critter spends its time running in circles, chasing the ball on its tail all day long.


002- Swirlshell
this critter hides in its shell when it gets scared, but it can be your friend if you're patient!


003- Inktrail
this critter is really messy...but very artistically expressive!


004- Flapray
this critter flaps around the air, but can't hover very high. keep it safe!



005- Spinnermane
this critter's face disappears if you stick something inside the ring...weird!


006- Tinystep
this critter makes jingling sounds when it moves, always able to be heard coming.


007- Comfypaws
this critter can't be seen without its pile of pillows- where do they come from?


008- Purrsicle
this critter melts in the sun- but never runs out!


009- Jigglie
this critter's eyes are as googly as its body is jiggly, and you should see it dance!


010- Stubbigator
this critter has a bit of a temper, but only when its boundaries are crossed. watch your fingers!


011- Colorpillar
this critter has been known to change its hue, but never when anyone's looking.


012- Witchikins
this critter seems to have an affinity for magic...what spells does it know?


013- Snugglobe
this critter has a snowglobe for a head and tail...but don't shake it, please.


014- Slumberwool
this critter is often sleepy, and keeps to soft, dark areas where it can easily rest.


015- Ringdrone
this critter can run apps, make phone calls, and charge your credit card!


016- Cosmonaut
this critter is known for its wiggling dances, especially at night.


017- Kickflipz
this critter can do all kind of tricks- but only if you have bribes.


018- Bigeye
this critter never closes its eyes, always watching.


019- Spikeling
this critter can flatten its spikes down and become quite huggable!


020- Packling
this critter is less fragile than it looks, but please be gentle!


021- Bootly
this critter hops around in its little rain boot- it really enjoys puddles!


022- Noodlefish
this critter can never be caught unwillingly, it's too slippery.


023- Reesifur
this critter is a living peanut butter cup, but please don't try to eat it.


024- Rafflemane
this critter has an awful stench, but only when it's upset.


025- Hazydaze
this critter has the ability to predict the weather! it's not always right, though...


026- Scarelouette
this critter has a stare that can strike fear into anyone's heart.


027- Gazer
this critter can't really blink, but its eye never dries out.


028- Leviafriend
this critter is big and bulky, but can be just as gentle as any other.


029- Crinkler
this critter is a living chip bag! do not open!


030- Snowpuff
this critter likes to play around in the snow, especially if you have something to throw.


031- Swashbuckler
this critter's tail can be adjusted in length, but for what purpose?


032- Inconsolabuddy
this critter may look depressed, but can be having the time of its life.


033- Wishtank
this critter is full of little plastic fish- do you think it wishes they were real?


034- Swellophant
this critter can pour tea from its trunk, and the flavor varies by individual.


035- Tipsyturvy
this critter seems to be a cousin of the swirlshell- with much longer, wobblier legs!


036- Sandfort
this critter likes to find a place and stick to it, making its home known.


037- Skelegeist
this critter gets into trouble, but it never means any harm.


038- Kibbler
this critter's face is made out of kibble, but it never lets anything eat it.


039- Softbake
this critter is made of cookies and candy! it can have sprinkles as well.


040- Princecake
this critter is a cupcake monarch, and will be respected as such.


041- Questgiver
this critter, as the name suggests, has mysterious tasks to give...


042- Gottaway
this critter seems to have gotten into a sticky situation...but it doesn't seem bothered!


043- Choppem
this critter finds its work in lumber industries, helping workers chop wood.


044- Sacredheart
this critter's mane is hard as steel, even though it's made of fur!


045- Sneakz
this critter has a pair of fresh sneakers...where did it get them?


046- Jailbird
this critter has tendencies to steal little coins and trinkets, sharing them with its friends.


047- Sootypaws
this critter is made out of coal and soot, leaving a mess wherever it goes.

048- Cremegill
this critter is made of gummy candy, but would rather you didn't taste!

049- Marimotee
this critter is covered in moss on its back half, and tends to it like a garden.


050- Lostling
this critter is considered a myth by most people...lost to time.

051- Squashy
this critter is incredibly squishy to the touch, capable of being completely flattened without harm.

052- Clawclops
this critter spends most of its time in dark, tight spaces- it likes it cramped.

053- Knitly
this critter's sweaters come in all kinds of colors and patterns- all hand knit!

054- Wriggler
this critter may seem fearsome, but it really just likes to wiggle around.

055- Snuffler
this critter hides in its scarf, especially in cold weather.

[CRITTER_CATCHER]: 

hey uh this is my store for critters, a sort of internet...adoptable... friend...thing. you've probably seen them in peoples' signatures before and i've gotten asked a million times if i'm going to put up a new request board- the answer being no, not without money involved. i'm trying to make rent every month without having to resort to drawing really weird shit for randos online, so here i am, selling my brand of weird shit for randos online. 

to request a new critter, i'm gonna need 20 cash and a word to work off of, preferably some kind of noun but i can do adjectives too. these guys get added to my bestiary when i'm done, and if you just want a recolor of ones i've already done, you can pay 5 cash and give me a palette prompt, or another word, or whatever. or you could color them in yourself, i don't really care- but paying me 5 cash keeps bills paid, i'd like that. 

once the critter is yours, you can do whatever you want with it. change the design, edit the image, put it on your profile, signature, icon, i don't mind anything aside from selling it for money. trading's okay, though. 

here's some examples of critters:
 

[Jocelyn](Original Poster) I am not feeling 'ffffdffffdd' I am actually feeling quite distressed. How is it that I change my mood on this web forum?

USERNAME: [ABBERANT_INCANDESCENCE]
REGISTERED: X-X-316
PRONOUNS: They/Them
MOOD: i spilled glitter a little bit before writing this. it is getting everywhere. please send help.
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: hi! welcome to my profile. a profile is a space for things. thus, i will provide you with things in this space. the thing you get? simple! the wonder of information. please enjoy the following information:

1. i make things, believe it or not! (please believe it. please. i beg you.)

2. i have some current projects. they include lamp 2: lampier, diagonal chair, and The Table. (note that the bold, italics, and underlining are all important to the title of The Table. please respect The Table. it may not be finished yet, but hey. sometimes things aren't finished yet. that's generally what makes something a current project. or a project on hiatus. or cancelled. i can't promise any of these will ever be finished, but hey. that's how things go. anyhow, i would like to give a shout out to my pal for helping with project names. lampier doesn't register as a real word but. i think maybe it's just too powerful for the dictionary. that's pretty neat.)

3. i still need to find a solution to glitter getting everywhere. (seriously. why does it stick to everything, yet just. keep going.) my pal said that 'glitter does what it pleases. it came before you and will last long after you.' without further comment, so if you know how to stop glitter, let me know!

4. i can and will respond to messages, hopefully. if i don't i might be working on something! sorry if i take a bit. i'll get to it! i promise!

5. this is the free space. imagine i said something wonderful here. please don't imagine anything mean or hurtful though. unless you want to. then, maybe just don't let me know though. okay? okay! anyhow. i think an imaginary garden would be nice. so, if you didn't put anything in. and you don't want to keep that empty. imagine a tiny seedling or something and some soil just being thrown in there. gently thrown, so it doesn't get everywhere. like glitter.

6. i hope you have a good day! thank you for reading this far.

USERNAME: [DISTANT_THOUGHT]
REGISTERED: X-X-316
PRONOUNS: they/them, she/her
MOOD: curious, strained
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: 

Hi. I got encouraged to join somewhere. I lose focus a lot, will reply slow. You can call me Dizzy for short.
 

[LURKING_BUTCHER]:
The OBJECTIVE of the game is simple... Respond to the person above you with a TCP TYPE that counters the previous person's TYPE.
EXAMPLE:
[PERSON_1]: I'm a SIREN TYPE that makes you move towards me so I can attack you!
[PERSON_2]: Well, I'm a GUN TYPE that shoots you before I get close!
[PERSON_3]: I'm a SOCK TYPE, and I turn your bullets into socks!
[PERSON_4]: And I'm a FIRE ELEMENTAL TYPE, so I can set you on fire!
ETC.

I'll START:
I'm a CURSE TYPE, and I curse you to be unable to use your ability!

USERNAME: [LURKING_BUTCHER]
REGISTERED: 313
PRONOUNS: It/Thon
MOOD: Murderous...
STATUS: Offline
ABOUT: 

HAXEL/AXEL/AX
HORROR TYPE
HELLO. As the name suggests I will probably exclusively use this account to lurk - both on the forums and outside your house.
Watch your back. DIRECT MESSAGE at your own risk. You might see something you won't like...
BE VERY AFRAID.

316 UPDATE: Might use this forum more... I may require certain SERVICES...

USERNAME: [GEAR_TRAIN]
REGISTERED: 4-4-315
PRONOUNS: He/Him
MOOD: Concentrating
STATUS: Online
ABOUT:

This user has (1) warning.
USERNAME: [Jocelyn]
REGISTERED: 316
PRONOUNS: She/her
MOOD: Jocelyn
STATUS: Online
ABOUT: Anatomical Surrealism type. I enjoy sweets. I have given up on understanding the MOOD feature. I apologize for any confusion the mood of 'Jocelyn' may create.