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Posted by Lilium Mortem - 01-11-2021, 02:25 PM
(don't know if this is still going, but I got inspired by a spam bot lol)
Online HATS!!! 50% off with the offer code FUGITIVE at www.notascamnoseriouslyguysthisislegitwehavehats.cash
Posted by Clockwork Citrus - 01-06-2021, 01:12 PM
You need a fancy little hat with a big feather. Can you find one of those?
Posted by BlueCrowned - 01-06-2021, 06:17 AM
[Image: 360fx360f]
here you go Lucy
Posted by King-Clod - 01-06-2021, 04:49 AM
Give them their hat back. Not really your style.
Posted by Pichi2214 - 01-06-2021, 03:58 AM
Take their hat and put it on, then they are the hatless fool
Posted by AceOfNothing - 01-06-2021, 03:58 AM
Steal their hat and run. They will rue calling you a fool, now they are the hatless fool
Posted by Lucy - 01-06-2021, 03:57 AM
(01-06-2021, 03:26 AM)King-Clod Wrote: Desperate times call for desperate measures. How good are you fighting with your hands? Or, if you prefer, how fast can you run?


(01-06-2021, 03:27 AM)AceOfNothing Wrote: Charge


(01-06-2021, 03:25 AM)dediles Wrote: Run.


OK I RAN DIRECTLY INTO THEM AND THEY FELL OVER, KNOCKING OFF THEIR HAT. THEY ARE NOW EVEN ANGRIER. SAYING THINGS LIKE "HATLESS FOOL, YOU WILL RUE THE DAY". HELP.
Posted by AceOfNothing - 01-06-2021, 03:27 AM
Charge
Posted by King-Clod - 01-06-2021, 03:26 AM
Desperate times call for desperate measures. How good are you fighting with your hands? Or, if you prefer, how fast can you run?
Posted by Lilium Mortem - 01-06-2021, 03:25 AM
Run.
Posted by Lucy - 01-06-2021, 03:24 AM
(01-06-2021, 03:20 AM)King-Clod Wrote: Now that you are hatted, can you to the hat store for a better hat? Or if you don't have enough money for hats such as those, maybe the hat soup kitchen?


This is a fine plan, although i do not possess this "money" of which you speak i can obtain better hats at the hat soup kitchen. Yes.

(01-06-2021, 03:20 AM)AceOfNothing Wrote: There’s only one room outside? Is your house in a building? Can you see if the hat is in that room


Nono, my house, is a single room. Here, let me just step outside and describe my solid concrete cube hous- OH NO MY HAT!
IT HAS BEEN SWEPT AWAY IN THE BREEZE BY AN ERRANT GUST OF WIND. OH THE MISFORTUNE.

A MAN ACROSS THE STREET HAS SPOTTED ME IN MY HATLESS STATE, AND IS APPROACHING, WITH A BAT AND THEIR HAT. HELP.
Posted by Lilium Mortem - 01-06-2021, 03:21 AM
*THEY are THEM. proper grammar friendo. do you have shoelaces? if so try tying the pillow to your head with them. if not are you wearing any articles of clothing that may double as hats?
Posted by AceOfNothing - 01-06-2021, 03:20 AM
There’s only one room outside? Is your house in a building? Can you see if the hat is in that room
Posted by King-Clod - 01-06-2021, 03:20 AM
Now that you are hatted, can you to the hat store for a better hat? Or if you don't have enough money for hats such as those, maybe the hat soup kitchen?
Posted by Lucy - 01-06-2021, 03:18 AM
(01-06-2021, 03:12 AM)King-Clod Wrote: Is the door locked? Can you look for a better hat outside of this room?


No this is my house. I can go outside any time i want. There's only one room though.

(01-06-2021, 03:15 AM)dediles Wrote: There is air on top of your head. ergo, you are wearing air as a hat. problem solved.


I am going to report you to them. A most profoundly unhat-like statement there friendo.

(01-06-2021, 03:16 AM)AceOfNothing Wrote: Can I ask who they are now or is hat still an issue too important for information


THEM are THEM. That's all there is to it! and they don't approve of such low quality hattering.
Posted by AceOfNothing - 01-06-2021, 03:16 AM
Can I ask who they are now or is hat still an issue too important for information
Posted by Lilium Mortem - 01-06-2021, 03:15 AM
There is air on top of your head. ergo, you are wearing air as a hat. problem solved.
Posted by King-Clod - 01-06-2021, 03:12 AM
Is the door locked? Can you look for a better hat outside of this room?
Posted by Lucy - 01-06-2021, 03:11 AM
(01-06-2021, 02:58 AM)King-Clod Wrote: well clearly we know the answer here.
make the spider your hat, double hat time
or take the spider's hat but that may be difficult it sounds very small


Ok.

A GEEZE IT JUMPED OFF AND IS NOW SAYING IT WILL NEVER SERVE AS A HAT FOR A FIEND AS HATLESS AS I. OH THE INHUMANITY OF IT ALL, OH THE TRAGEDY.

(01-06-2021, 03:00 AM)AceOfNothing Wrote: Does the chair have a cushion you can wear as a hat? Or anything else in the room at all?


Yes. I'll try that. There's also the door, but i don't think i can get it off the hinges without tools.

IT FELL OFF WHEN I MOVED OH NO THIS SIMPLY WILL NOT DO.

(01-06-2021, 03:06 AM)Pichi2214 Wrote: here's a hat for u
[snip]


Thank you, finally some good fucking hat. I'll fold this photo of a hat up into a paper hat. It may not be a high level hat, but it will keep them at bay for the time being! Thank you.

But not for long.

I still need a better hat.

Please help.
Posted by Pichi2214 - 01-06-2021, 03:06 AM
here's a hat for u
[Image: Maz_CY312_Camel_Front_Side_480x480.jpg?v=1580739766]
Posted by AceOfNothing - 01-06-2021, 03:00 AM
Does the chair have a cushion you can wear as a hat? Or anything else in the room at all?
Posted by King-Clod - 01-06-2021, 02:58 AM
well clearly we know the answer here.
make the spider your hat, double hat time
or take the spider's hat but that may be difficult it sounds very small
Posted by Lucy - 01-06-2021, 02:57 AM
(01-06-2021, 02:53 AM)victorianflorist Wrote: What kind of hats?


HAT

(01-06-2021, 02:52 AM)King-Clod Wrote: Anything can be a hat if you know how to fold well. Do you have paper? I can give you a short tutorial on how to make a paper hat. If you don't think you have enough time for that just put something on your head. Anything.


YOU SOUND VERY KNOWLEDGABLE ON THE TOPIC OF HATS HOWEVER IN THIS ROOM THERE IS NAUGHT BUT A CHAIR BOLTED TO THE FLOOR, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY WOULD MAKE IT PART OF THE HOUSE, AND BEING UNDER IT WOULD MAKE THE HOUSE A LARGE ONESIE AND NOT A HAT.

(01-06-2021, 02:50 AM)Zenthis Wrote: have you checked under your chair


Oh no i hadn't thank you.

THERES A FUCKING SPIDER POINTING AT ME WITH A TINY HAT AND SCREAMING "NO HAT NO HAT NO HAT NO HAT" OVER AND OVER OH NO THEY'RE DEFINITELY GONNA GET ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted by AceOfNothing - 01-06-2021, 02:56 AM
Any paper? Maybe you can make one?
Posted by victorianflorist - 01-06-2021, 02:53 AM
What kind of hats?
Posted by King-Clod - 01-06-2021, 02:52 AM
Anything can be a hat if you know how to fold well. Do you have paper? I can give you a short tutorial on how to make a paper hat. If you don't think you have enough time for that just put something on your head. Anything.
Posted by Zenthis - 01-06-2021, 02:50 AM
have you checked under your chair
Posted by Lucy - 01-06-2021, 02:48 AM
PLEASE, I BEG YOU, HELP ME FIND MORE HATS

THEY'RE COMING. NOT MUCH TIME. PLEASE.