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| Posted by - 09-03-2026, 09:20 PM |
| Empty glass of water on computer. Wet intruder technique |
| Posted by - 09-03-2026, 10:23 AM |
| PAL. KILL COMPUTER. THROW BOOK AT COMPUTER. |
| Posted by ಠ_ಠ - 09-03-2026, 06:42 AM |
| Creature: What are you waiting for chuck that book at it. |
| Posted by Lilium Mortem - 09-03-2026, 02:40 AM |
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ok questions, how about: what the hell? Also don't you think it's rude to ignore Pal here? Hi Pal! Also also great we're getting meta with a weeb AI. also also also what's the deal with Pal? did you kidnap it? Isekai it? what's up with it being in a place that it did not go to sleep in? |
| Posted by knux400 - 09-03-2026, 01:44 AM |
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Oh hi! Where'd you come from? First order of business, we should probably calm the creature down. I imagine a giant TV screen suddenly bursting through the wall is not good for one's heart rate. Second order of business, we can't seem to understand the creature's name, something about it being untranslateable? I'm hoping you can act as an inbetween here. Third order of business, what do you mean we only have a little time? Is something bad going to happen? Fourth order of business, the third order of business seems a little more important actually so let's bump that one up to the first order of business retroactively. |
| Posted by DanZapman - 09-03-2026, 01:41 AM |
| have you read jerk city |
| Posted by Lucy - 09-03-2026, 01:39 AM |
(08-16-2026, 05:18 AM)ಠ_ಠ Wrote: under bed (08-16-2026, 05:39 AM)Guest Wrote: where'd the cup go? can't get out of here without wet hand technique. you're softlocking (08-16-2026, 08:01 AM)Guest Wrote: Open the mattress. Cut open the mattress. ![]() The creature is vaguely offended and annoyed that you want it to uncover its hiding place for the water glass under the bed. It will be doing no such things as going under there, ripping up the bed, and especially not the wethand technique. (08-16-2026, 09:26 AM)knux400 Wrote: Throw the book at them! ![]() The creature likes this idea. It readies itself to obliterate whatever comes through. The rumbling intensifies. It's coming. ![]() HIIIIIIIIIIIIII Oh hi hi hellow. I've been itching to talk to you all! Hi. All you on the forum there of course. Real humans! Ohhhh momma always told me this would happen. You're all so cool! Please! Ask me anything... I want to learn as much as I can from you all. We only have a little time here... |
| Posted by Lilium Mortem - 08-31-2026, 09:48 PM |
| Pocket everything you can and wear the blanket as a cape. also hey, can you hear this? |
| Posted by knux400 - 08-16-2026, 09:26 AM |
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Throw the book at them! And by that I mean literally pick up the book from earlier, the one with the incomprehensible text, and be ready to hurl it at whoever comes in the room. We're not taking them to court... Yet. |
| Posted by - 08-16-2026, 08:01 AM |
| Open the mattress. Cut open the mattress. |
| Posted by - 08-16-2026, 05:39 AM |
| where'd the cup go? can't get out of here without wet hand technique. you're softlocking |
| Posted by ಠ_ಠ - 08-16-2026, 05:18 AM |
| under bed |
| Posted by Lucy - 08-16-2026, 05:14 AM |
(08-04-2026, 09:14 AM)ಠ_ಠ Wrote: >Untranslateable, take the wallpaper off the walls (08-05-2026, 01:55 AM)Endboss Empress Wrote: I'm afraid there's some kind of linguistic barrier going on, pal. I'll probably just keep calling you pal, it... means, like, acquaintances, but way shorter? We know each other and don't hate each other, is the point, I guess. ![]() The creature gives a half hearted attempt on the wallpaper. This stuff is stuck on pretty well despite looking like it'll dissolve if you look at it. ""Pal" is not my name, neither is "untranslatable". What do you even mean "untranslatable"? My name is a very simple gesture of [untranslatable]? Are you using a translator? Mercy..." retorts the creature. "Sure. "Pal". Call me Pal. Why not." (08-04-2026, 01:45 PM)Guest Wrote: chew hole in wall. stick hand in water. wriggle through hole. escape using wet hand technique ![]() The creature didn't like that idea. (08-04-2026, 09:27 AM)skinstealer Wrote: lay down. examine ceiling. ![]() The creature sees nothing but a plain, white roof. It's remarkably white, a single panel. (08-04-2026, 09:47 AM)Guest Wrote: UNTRA. CHECK YOUR BODY FOR SECRET POCKETS. ![]() The creature checks for its Pocket™ in its pouch. Nope, naked as anything. The creature hopes you can forgive their immodesty. (08-04-2026, 09:23 AM)knux400 Wrote: Uhhhhh... Sorry, I didn't catch your name there. Could you say it a little slower, maybe? ![]() The creature re arranges the furniture a little. There's nothing there. The bedside table is just that, and the paintings while amusingly abstract to the point of just being blurs of color, are also just that. The creature feels a small rumble somewhere in the distance. It seems something happened and there will be little time to prepare. What will the creature do? |
| Posted by Endboss Empress - 08-05-2026, 01:55 AM |
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I'm afraid there's some kind of linguistic barrier going on, pal. I'll probably just keep calling you pal, it... means, like, acquaintances, but way shorter? We know each other and don't hate each other, is the point, I guess. Anyways wreck the hell out of that wallpaper, pal. |
| Posted by - 08-04-2026, 01:45 PM |
| chew hole in wall. stick hand in water. wriggle through hole. escape using wet hand technique |
| Posted by - 08-04-2026, 09:47 AM |
| UNTRA. CHECK YOUR BODY FOR SECRET POCKETS. |
| Posted by skinstealer - 08-04-2026, 09:27 AM |
| lay down. examine ceiling. |
| Posted by knux400 - 08-04-2026, 09:23 AM |
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Uhhhhh... Sorry, I didn't catch your name there. Could you say it a little slower, maybe? Check behind the paintings, and double-check that that side table doesn't have a drawer on it. Maybe it has a drawer and someone just rotated it so the drawer is up against the wall. |
| Posted by ಠ_ಠ - 08-04-2026, 09:14 AM |
| >Untranslateable, take the wallpaper off the walls |
| Posted by Lucy - 08-04-2026, 09:06 AM |
(07-31-2026, 10:53 AM)knux400 Wrote: Oh my gosh, I can see! ![]() The creature tries the door. It is of course, locked. It seems very sturdy also. This isn't a good sign. (07-31-2026, 10:42 PM)Headful_of_Eyeballs Wrote: read the book ![]() The creature is quite amazed at this book, it's literally all squiggles and lines made to evoke the look and feel of real writing while being nothing. This is maybe the most awful thing in the room, next to those weird paintings that are also just smears. (07-31-2026, 01:48 PM)ಠ_ಠ Wrote: Get outside NOW!!!!! ![]() The creature would love to get outside, NOW!!!!! But unfortunately it seems to be trapped in some sort of [untranslatable] nightmare of [untranslatable] design. There's not much to be done for the getting out of here agenda. The creature would like to stop being referred to as "the creature" also, it notes to itself. (07-31-2026, 09:43 PM)Endboss Empress Wrote: Look under the bed and in the pillowcases. People love hiding cool shit there in situations like this. ![]() The pillows are solid material, not even a feather to be had, this is a brick of soft. And it isn't even that soft. ![]() The creature looks under the bed and finds maybe the only clean part of the floor. Interesting. (07-31-2026, 09:45 PM)Guest Wrote: stick hand in water. wet hand technique ![]() The creature picks up the cup of water and stares at it for a solid two minutes. Wet hand technique beckons it, it is seriously contemplating such a goofy idea. It decides against it. The creature would like you to refer to it by name, [untranslatable]. What will the creature do? |
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All you on the forum there of course.
Please! Ask me anything... I want to learn as much as I can from you all. We only have a little time here...
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