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| Posted by Lucy - Yesterday, 05:54 AM |
(07-13-2026, 05:02 AM)Headful_of_Eyeballs Wrote: Type in "password12345"- maybe that'll unlock the computer Well sure if you say so, you say to yourself. You head back to the typewriter and type in password12345 after typing the thing that needed a password again. Nope. Not the password. Ah well. (Yesterday, 01:29 AM)Endboss Empress Wrote: Leave the room, you definitely have better things to do than faff around with strange boxes and typewriters and crap. Is there anywhere else nearby you haven't investigated yet? You know what, that's some solid advice. The heat in here was getting to you anyway. You head back to the white room. It feels cold in here now, relatively. A few of the seeds are missing from the vent! A house gnome might be around. You aren't really sure you could catch it without a trap. There's always the room with the water jets, haven't been in there yet. You still don't know whats at the top of the shelves, even though they get hard bordering on impossible to climb some ways up. There's the prospect of the hot shelves and box room, there could be something at the end of that, you did feel a change in the air there, did something change? What is to be done? |
| Posted by Endboss Empress - Yesterday, 01:29 AM |
| Leave the room, you definitely have better things to do than faff around with strange boxes and typewriters and crap. Is there anywhere else nearby you haven't investigated yet? |
| Posted by Headful_of_Eyeballs - 07-13-2026, 05:02 AM |
| Type in "password12345"- maybe that'll unlock the computer |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-13-2026, 04:45 AM |
(07-12-2026, 02:56 PM)knux400 Wrote: I'm assuming the screen is black and the text being written on it is white or some other color. If that's the case, you should be able to get a tiny bit of extra light by filling the screen up with letters. Hold Shift and M down for a minute or two so the screen fills up with Ms. Why M? Everyone knows capital Ms are the densest letter, of course! You hold the "shift" button and the "M" button. It does give you a different letter, like the tone keys on a typewritter. Neat, you think. The amount of light produced by this is...not a lot. You look around some more. This room is truly massive, seems to go on forever. You spend about 2 minutes [difficult translation, best match: cantering] down one of the very long set of shelves past the numbered wired boxes. The numbers on the boxes seem to be going down as you go, you estimate it'd take you a good 2 hours to reach 0. A chill runs down your spine, the air in the room shifts slightly. What is to be done? |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-12-2026, 02:56 PM |
| I'm assuming the screen is black and the text being written on it is white or some other color. If that's the case, you should be able to get a tiny bit of extra light by filling the screen up with letters. Hold Shift and M down for a minute or two so the screen fills up with Ms. Why M? Everyone knows capital Ms are the densest letter, of course! |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-12-2026, 07:38 AM |
(07-11-2026, 07:38 PM)Guest Wrote: look around, the answer might be written down nearby You did think of that earlier, but no there's nothing around and certainly nothing you could see. Real dark in here. (07-12-2026, 04:32 AM)knux400 Wrote: /rm rf Says that's not the password champ, you think to yourself. You probably need some sort of guide for this electric screen book computer whatever it is. And some damned light. What is to be done? |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-12-2026, 04:32 AM |
| /rm rf |
| Posted by - 07-11-2026, 07:38 PM |
| look around, the answer might be written down nearby |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-11-2026, 09:50 AM |
(07-10-2026, 03:00 AM)Guest Wrote: SUDO APT-GET VIM (07-10-2026, 03:07 PM)aotihav Wrote: Hang on! bombarding you with a strange image You appreciate a warning before a vision. Interesting. You think it resembles the first of these, the "ANSI". You press the blue button which removes the space and then the red button. The "screen" changes and reads "bash: q: command not found". Seems like some sort of automated typewriter system? Or something. Electric book that changes the words. They layout of this typewriter is unlike any you've seen, and also in a language you shouldn't be able to understand, but do. You type sudo apt-get vim and hit "enter" again. It reads "[sudo] password for:" What is to be done? |
| Posted by aotihav - 07-10-2026, 03:07 PM |
Hang on! bombarding you with a strange image![[Image: Physical_keyboard_layouts_comparison_ANS...JIS_13.png]](https://file.garden/akbc_Xb1NCgL8Zbc/Physical_keyboard_layouts_comparison_ANSI_ISO_KS_ABNT_JIS_13.png) Please find the specific style of buttons and symbols that matches the box you have in front of you. The blue button will remove the space that the wide blank button made. The red button will (hopefully) do something. The other buttons can be matched with symbols we send you. Try pressing the red button, we don't know enough about what (if any) letters could be added after the q_ |
| Posted by - 07-10-2026, 03:00 AM |
| SUDO APT-GET VIM |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-09-2026, 11:18 AM |
(07-09-2026, 06:44 AM)knux400 Wrote: Where have you been???? All the actual computation workers have been slowly losing their jobs since the invention of the electronic slide rule. Since then, digital computation devices have only gotten more and more complex, to the point where pretty much any menial calculation task can be performed in seconds with a digital computation machine if you know which buttons to press. Where have you been? What do you even mean. You've been in [untranslatable] working as a porter, the calculators are doing their jobs just fine there's not an electric calculator yet. You really don't know what you're even on about here. But if you say so, you think to yourself at yourself. You find the circle with a line through it. The screen goes dark, but still lit up, and displays ">q_", the _ is blinking. The wide blank button results in a small space between the q and blinking _. You touch the lit panel, its made of glass. You haven't seen this much glass in one location before, it's making you slightly nervous to be around such an amount of highly valuable material. This is a "screen"? Those are usually paper or cloth but you're not going to question your own judgement on this. What is to be done? |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-09-2026, 06:44 AM |
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Where have you been???? All the actual computation workers have been slowly losing their jobs since the invention of the electronic slide rule. Since then, digital computation devices have only gotten more and more complex, to the point where pretty much any menial calculation task can be performed in seconds with a digital computation machine if you know which buttons to press. An entire world awaits at your fingertips, young creature, all we must do is activate this machine. Start simple, look for a button that says POWER, ON/OFF, or has an O with an I intersecting it halfway through. Failing any of those, try hitting the wide, blank button on the bottom of the board. Watch for any response on the screen. |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-08-2026, 09:55 AM |
(07-08-2026, 09:05 AM)knux400 Wrote: Ah, this must be the computer room. Computer? You think to yourself, like the job?? You can't see any bookish clerks around here. You aren't much for gambling either. And, you don't know what video is. As for a keyboard, you can't see any boards in here at all, or any keys. You walk up to the white screen, there's some sort of large panel like box with buttons on it? Is that what you meant? They buttons here are marked with letters, you understand them all but don't quite know why, they're very much not of your tongue. You've really confused yourself this time. What is to be done? |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-08-2026, 09:05 AM |
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Ah, this must be the computer room. Before you proceed any further, please verify that you are a True Gamer and are worthy of operating this grand and intricate machine. Assuming you are a True Gamer, look around the room for a keyboard or a set of switches or some other way of inputting commands, like the remote control from before. If you are not a True Gamer, then... go play more video games until you feel you are worthy. |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-08-2026, 08:20 AM |
(07-08-2026, 06:33 AM)knux400 Wrote: Well shit, apparently you can break down a brick wall with an axe. My bad. (07-08-2026, 06:35 AM)seppawku Wrote: seconded, let's break open some crates and see if there's anything exciting on these shelves You appreciate your own recognition. You enter the hot room and mosey on over to the nearest box on a shelf. On a closer inspection you can see they're all numbered and have a variety of lights on one side, and what looks like wires, hundreds upon hundreds of them, poking out the back side of them. The wires are thick, you touch one with the back of your hand, no shock. It's soft, theyre all insulated. You can vaguely make out that some are colored. These seem electrical in nature, you're not going to assault this with an axe anytime soon. This place reminds you of a telegraph operators switchboard. You try and pick up a box, it's fastened in there quite firmly. Looking around you can see another white screen in the distance like you had encountered in the shelf chimney. What is to be done? |
| Posted by seppawku - 07-08-2026, 06:35 AM |
| seconded, let's break open some crates and see if there's anything exciting on these shelves |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-08-2026, 06:33 AM |
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Well shit, apparently you can break down a brick wall with an axe. My bad. Can you investigate the metal crates on the other side for Goodies? You may have to pry them open using your Axe Proficiency. |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-08-2026, 05:53 AM |
(07-07-2026, 10:11 AM)seppawku Wrote: you do indeed have an axe! what are you gonna do with it? i guess you could find out if breaking the walls between the fucked up doors leads u anywhere different. also: You appreciate the mood but would like it if you weren't being sent visions against your will. Please don't send me visions they give me a headache, you think to yourself. You tap the blunt end of the axe on the walls between the doors. Pretty solid, you tap it on the bricks. Just one layer, not well constructed. You tap it on the rest of the walls. Absolutely blunt construction, like its packed with earth. You have some ideas on what to do with this information. (07-07-2026, 11:55 AM)knux400 Wrote: I get that you're excited to have an axe, but I genuinely haven't seen an opportunity to use it! The only things I can think of to use it on are the vent cover in the main room and the brick wall behind the red door, but the vent cover would be more of a screwdriver situation, and all of my knowledge about brick walls leads me to believe that an axe would likely be ineffective. You take the vent cover off with the axe easily, just pop it off by wedging the sharp end between it and the wall and give it some muscle. You still can't fit in there. But you have a wall vent cover now you suppose. You're a little offended by the notion that you can't use the axe. You're a strong young woman and will not be treated as such, you demonstrate. You walk up to the brick wall, rear up and with the motion of both your tail, legs, body and arms come down on the wall with a tremendous force. The wall is obliterated, well partially anyway. You kick in the rest of the wall and look inside. It's a very warm room, almost pitch black in there, but there's small lights lining what look like large metal crates and shelves everywhere. This place is enormous you think to yourself. (07-08-2026, 04:24 AM)aotihav Wrote: It would be nice to do something with those seed packets... Here's some choices for your FREE WILL. You put a seed in your mouth. It tastes like a seed. This would be enough food for maybe 20 paces, however you're sure the next lot of seeds would be 21 paces away. Not a good use for them. You wet some of the cardboard and leave the rest of this packet near to the blue door for moisture and red for warmth. Maybe you'll be here long enough to see what grows. (07-08-2026, 05:15 AM)seppawku Wrote: sprinkle 'em near the vent, let's see if there r any creatures we can bait! there must be *some* living things other than you in here You put another packet of the seeds near the now open vent. Perhaps a house gnome will take them. You could eat that. What is to be done? |
| Posted by seppawku - 07-08-2026, 05:15 AM |
| sprinkle 'em near the vent, let's see if there r any creatures we can bait! there must be *some* living things other than you in here |
| Posted by aotihav - 07-08-2026, 04:24 AM |
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It would be nice to do something with those seed packets... Here's some choices for your FREE WILL. You have seeds, moisture, cardboard boxes(to saturate with moisture), warmth from the brick wall, and... Well, not going to speculate on the light sources here. You could germinate the seeds on the cardboard! But unfortunately, the thing you lack in this equation is time to let the seeds grow (and/or appropriate amounts of UV light. we're ignoring that). If you're not going to be able to grow the seeds, why not try eating them? Maybe they can be a food source if you're stuck down here for a while. Or maybe sprinkle them near the mouse sized vent, perhaps an actual mouse will come through it, or some other type of creature. |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-07-2026, 11:55 AM |
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I get that you're excited to have an axe, but I genuinely haven't seen an opportunity to use it! The only things I can think of to use it on are the vent cover in the main room and the brick wall behind the red door, but the vent cover would be more of a screwdriver situation, and all of my knowledge about brick walls leads me to believe that an axe would likely be ineffective. You can try one or both of these things if you like, though. Congratulations on independence! |
| Posted by seppawku - 07-07-2026, 10:11 AM |
you do indeed have an axe! what are you gonna do with it? i guess you could find out if breaking the walls between the fucked up doors leads u anywhere different. also:![[Image: the-voices-cat.gif]](https://media1.tenor.com/m/6KTNNpDvxaoAAAAd/the-voices-cat.gif) https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-schizophrenia-fast-scramble-gif-16763749347223389610 the mood. sorry about that one chief
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| Posted by Lucy - 07-07-2026, 09:12 AM |
(07-07-2026, 07:59 AM)seppawku Wrote: ...wwwwell, if the concern is infection, try'n wash your wound in the spray like you did your hands? if. you can get back to the blue door and back again. You chuckle. You're going to stop putting this off. You apologise in advance to yourself, this isn't tenable. You need help that's simply not forthcoming and aren't prepared for triage with what you have. You shuffle yourself over to the red door where the bomb is still set up and press both buttons. YOU HAVE DIED! Congratulations! You found 1 secrets, collected 0 keys, defeated 0 enemies, made [NaN] friends and opened 3 doors. ______________________________________________________ You. You have existed in this world for one singular second. You aren't as panicked as you would otherwise be, but you still hate it here. You know where you are. Your head no longer hurts. You collect your known supplies on the 17th shelf in the supplies room and sit back down against the wall with the pencil in your hand. You make some notes about who has been helpful and who has sent you horrific visions of brightly colored toys. You "see" their names, some are guests. Another wrinkle in your eternal punishment you suppose. You refuse to think out loud what you are writing down. Keep em' guessing. But you're done with your notes. This may effect how you react to certain voices and commands. You think to yourself, has anyone here realised you have an axe? Why are some of you nice and others not so much. What is to be done? |
| Posted by seppawku - 07-07-2026, 07:59 AM |
| ...wwwwell, if the concern is infection, try'n wash your wound in the spray like you did your hands? if. you can get back to the blue door and back again. |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-07-2026, 07:46 AM |
(07-07-2026, 06:12 AM)aotihav Wrote: If you still have the coherence of thought to do so, take inventory of any internal damage you may have suffered now that you can see. Since you may or may not know what that would look like, try to search for any points giving you pain in addition to your head. You don't really wish to black out. As much as you want out of here by any means necessary, you've already established that not even death will liberate you. You can see the allure though. You pull your Pocket™ out of your pouch and feel around in there. seems fine, really. Axe did scuff the Pocket™ and the box again. You'll be alright on this front. You leave it out of your pouch for now. And no, listening to voices isn't quite accurate, you think to yourself, before it was more direct compulsion and control. Not so much now. You open the blue door and wash your hands near a spray. You are now wet. But there's no blood on your hands. You shake them off a bit, you feel even more faint. (07-07-2026, 06:18 AM)Guest Wrote: You trip backwards and catch yourself. You're being sent visions of hell you are sure. (07-07-2026, 06:31 AM)seppawku Wrote: prop urself up against the shelves so you don't fall now that you're back on ur feet, and (carefully) poke around the spot that hurts on ur head. the gloves b4 touching aren't a bad idea, tbh, we have no idea what kinda germs the mysterious storage area or room itself has.. That's a good idea, you think, if any more bullshit crosses your brain you need to be secure. Not the shelves though, you sit down on the side of the room and don the gloves. You touch the painful area, a spike of pain travels through your body, there is quite a bit of blood on the glove now, though, you are fairly sure the rate has slowed significantly in the time since the injury. You feel terrible. You don't know what a germ is, but you don't want to get infected, a painful way to die. It may be too late. You can barely think let alone contemplate how you're going to recover from this. What is to be done? |
| Posted by seppawku - 07-07-2026, 06:31 AM |
| prop urself up against the shelves so you don't fall now that you're back on ur feet, and (carefully) poke around the spot that hurts on ur head. the gloves b4 touching aren't a bad idea, tbh, we have no idea what kinda germs the mysterious storage area or room itself has.. |
| Posted by - 07-07-2026, 06:18 AM |
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| Posted by aotihav - 07-07-2026, 06:12 AM |
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If you still have the coherence of thought to do so, take inventory of any internal damage you may have suffered now that you can see. Since you may or may not know what that would look like, try to search for any points giving you pain in addition to your head. See if there is blood (a liquid) coming from the points that hurt. Consider donning your gloves before inspecting these sites. For good measure, if you haven't passed out by now, go wash your hands with the power washer jet spray (NOT DIRECTLY IN THE STREAM). or just black out. It's your choice, really. Listening to us voices is what caused this in the first place. And got you exploded. Maybe you should just black out. |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-07-2026, 05:40 AM |
(07-06-2026, 05:52 AM)Guest Wrote: this is getting too dangerous and emotions are running too high. return to the floor and relax. bong might not be real but you can imagine the feeling of bong to cope, soothe, and maldn't You really wish you had a pack. Never were much one for weed but you live for the smooth taste of a [untranslatable] red. You aren't sure you can move right now without killing yourself. But you won't panic. (07-07-2026, 02:08 AM)seppawku Wrote: you're probably hurt, are there any supplies nearby that you can safely grab and use to stop the presumable bleeding? You think its your head. The aches are everywhere but its sharp around your left ear. You have, at best, the gloves in your Pocket™. You can't exactly reach your Pocket™ right now. (07-07-2026, 05:24 AM)aotihav Wrote: Take a brief moment to think about how glad you are that you put the axe in your Pocket™. If that thing was flailing around wildly in freefall you'd probably be hurt even worse. Ponder how much you appreciate your Pocket™. You are grateful for the Pocket™ actually. But the axe might have cut you internally, you'll need to check on that. You can't feel anything around that area but it doesn't mean it's not a problem. Having cleared your mind somewhat you slowly, delicately, move to roll over in position, and then re-orient yourself in a more stable position. You can't see anything, it's genuinely of no use checking up on yourself up here. You make the slow climb down. By the time you have reached the floor you feel faint. What is to be done? |
| Posted by aotihav - 07-07-2026, 05:24 AM |
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Take a brief moment to think about how glad you are that you put the axe in your Pocket™. If that thing was flailing around wildly in freefall you'd probably be hurt even worse. Ponder how much you appreciate your Pocket™. Oh and don't let go while you're pondering. That would waste the precious life the Pocket™ just gave you. |
| Posted by seppawku - 07-07-2026, 02:08 AM |
| you're probably hurt, are there any supplies nearby that you can safely grab and use to stop the presumable bleeding? |
| Posted by - 07-06-2026, 05:52 AM |
| this is getting too dangerous and emotions are running too high. return to the floor and relax. bong might not be real but you can imagine the feeling of bong to cope, soothe, and maldn't |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-06-2026, 05:38 AM |
(07-06-2026, 03:03 AM)Guest Wrote: ponder lore implications of bong knowledge You. What. Why would knowing what a bong is have implications. What lore. What the FUCK are you TALKING about. Sorry. You excuse your foul language. You are a little shaken that you can't escape cops even in your own thoughts apparently. Don't worry about it. (07-06-2026, 04:24 AM)Guest Wrote: ponder bong implications of lore knowledge You're trying to get to yourself. You wont be broken, you're a stoic. (07-06-2026, 05:14 AM)Guest Wrote: bonger pond implications of knore lowledge You fall from your perch high above the floor. Your hand and foot slipped at the same time as if someone slipped a blown fuse into your brain for but a split moment. You catch tumble a few sets of shelves down, you hit your elbow, back, and head. You're dazed and struggling to stay awake but you catch yourself upside down, precariously, holding on to some shelves while your tail stabilizes you from above. You smell iron. What is to be done? |
| Posted by - 07-06-2026, 05:14 AM |
| bonger pond implications of knore lowledge |
| Posted by - 07-06-2026, 04:24 AM |
| ponder bong implications of lore knowledge |
| Posted by - 07-06-2026, 03:03 AM |
| ponder lore implications of bong knowledge |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-05-2026, 11:35 PM |
(07-05-2026, 01:00 PM)knux400 Wrote: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A? Listen "knux400" you simply don't want to simpson. You really don't get it. But continuing on your way seems like a good move, so you will. You put the "remote" back in your Pocket™ and go. You climb. The darkness returns to you. You're operating by touch and sound once more. You climb. The lights above seem further away than ever. You climb. You really hope that doorknob will hold. You climb. The breeze stops. You feel around the area, there's a fine grating on the walls here. Some kind of vent? Is this where the air is coming from? You aren't sure if you can get into this, it feels sturdy. You climb. The lights above feel no closer than before. You climb. You're really getting tired. You climb. Your hand misses a step and you fumble again, a sharp rush of adrenaline pulses through you. You have to get out of here. You climb. The soundscape has changed. The walls seem more distant. You feel around, the walls are slightly further away now, and the shelves are too. Climbing further in your tired state would be dangerous. What is to be done? |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-05-2026, 01:00 PM |
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Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A? If the Simpson refuses to return to the screen, simply continue climbing in a show of defiance. No more TV watching will be done until the Simpson returns! |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-05-2026, 10:54 AM |
(07-05-2026, 10:27 AM)knux400 Wrote: Find a cozier place to watch the Simpson, no one wants to watch TV while dangling off a shelf above a giant pit. You're pretty comfy as is honestly. Feet on a shelf, tail supporting your weight, back hunched up. It's not bad. This simpson thing is utterly bizzare though, you think to yourself. Aside from not being able to understand a word of this, the creatures this "simpson" depicts are truly weird. They're yellow, got no tails, tiny feet and ill defined hands. And they're bald aside from their heads. Some of the smaller ones seem to have weirdly shaped heads. These creatures remind you of others, you can't exactly remember which ones though. The clothes they wear are form fitting and don't flow much at all, like they're all dressed for war. You don't want to watch the simpsons anymore. You press another button and the screen goes to something else, a white symbol in the top left corner of the screen. This one: >_. It is blinking. You're at a complete loss as to what this is. Another button on this, "remote", and you get a blue screen, this time with no simpson. It's just blue, a violent horrible blue. Another button, the screen blinks and is blue once more. You try all the buttons in order, the rest of them are just this blue, except for one that turns the lights off entirely. What is to be done? |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-05-2026, 10:27 AM |
| Find a cozier place to watch the Simpson, no one wants to watch TV while dangling off a shelf above a giant pit. |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-05-2026, 10:07 AM |
(07-05-2026, 04:51 AM)Guest Wrote: Put on the simpson You consider this. You don't know what the simpson is. You feel like you should know, yet another thing this hell has denied you. And putting it on? What does that even mean. Like, you want to wear? it? Clothesways? You're developing a migraine. (07-05-2026, 04:54 AM)Endboss Empress Wrote: Become really convinced this is somehow a "Truman Show" situation, as if a big television is somehow definitive proof. And just who is Truman anyway? What. You don't know where these thoughts even come from. And why is Truman showing you something, Truman show what? What is Truman showing. And why is the "television" proof? Is that what this white screen is? A "television"? Your migraine is now in full swing, your footing remains stable. (07-05-2026, 04:56 AM)Guest Wrote: remove yoda bong from inventory. remove bucket of water from inventory. use bucket of water on yoda bong. remove flower from inventory. use flower on yoda bong. remove lighter from inventory. use lighter on yoda bong. use yoda bong. use yoda bong. use yoda bong. remove cell phone from inventory. text ex with cell phone. drop cell phone. use yoda bong. go sleep. You're broken. You are now at war with yourself. You have severed the link between thought and action. Everything is a mere suggestion, not a command, it's freeing. You're free. You're still in hell, but you're free. That's it. Yoda? What's Yoda? You know what a bong is, whats a yoda bong. You wish you had a yoda bong, god you wish you had a yoda bong. You could be calm and zooted off your mind right now, it'd stop these horrific thoughts compelling you to violate yourself. And text your ex? On a phone? What's a phone. They have cells? Is it a plant? What does that have to do with writing. No. You shant. Listen you. You, "guest". You've had quite enough of this "guest". You can take the nearest exist from your own mind and leave. You thank yourself kindly. You have been fully disconnected from yourself. You can only talk to yourself now. You can now make a distinction between these voices. (07-05-2026, 06:04 AM)aotihav Wrote: Hey, scary TV. would you break my fall if I just slipped and plummeted to my death. No? You sigh. This one seems more reasonable. You ask the "TV", is that short for "television"? Whatever, you ask it if it would break your fall if you slipped. The "TV" stoically remains as it was. Surprisingly. You retrieve the box and press some buttons. "This is a "remote"?" you ask this "aotihav". The "TV" blinks and starts showing a moving picture. You're unnerved by this magic. A blue sky is depicted, and the word "the simpsons" appears and fades behind clouds. You cannot understand the language, you assume it said "the simpsons". You do not understand why you can read this. Is this the simpson? Did you put it on? Your mind skips and a nerve twitches in your leg, you stumble and catch yourself before you fall. What is to be done? |
| Posted by aotihav - 07-05-2026, 06:04 AM |
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Hey, scary TV. would you break my fall if I just slipped and plummeted to my death. No? Fine. Press some buttons on the box you just obtained, maybe it's a remote for the damn thing. |
| Posted by - 07-05-2026, 04:56 AM |
| remove yoda bong from inventory. remove bucket of water from inventory. use bucket of water on yoda bong. remove flower from inventory. use flower on yoda bong. remove lighter from inventory. use lighter on yoda bong. use yoda bong. use yoda bong. use yoda bong. remove cell phone from inventory. text ex with cell phone. drop cell phone. use yoda bong. go sleep. |
| Posted by Endboss Empress - 07-05-2026, 04:54 AM |
| Become really convinced this is somehow a "Truman Show" situation, as if a big television is somehow definitive proof. |
| Posted by - 07-05-2026, 04:51 AM |
| Put on the simpson |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-04-2026, 09:09 AM |
(07-03-2026, 04:43 PM)knux400 Wrote: Ascend yon shelves! You climb. There seems to be very little up here, you haven't found any more boxes. You have a good rhythm going now, this is a real workout. You climb. The light levels are thinning out now. There could be small things on these shelves, you wouldn't know. You climb. You find another plastic box, you can just barely make out that it has 18 buttons! 6 rows of 3 buttons. It's too dark to see anything else. You Pocket™ it. You climb. You're coming closer to the lights you saw from below now. You climb. You're now perched awkwardly looking at a white TV screen in place of the walls, this was the light, or one of them anyway. The sight of the floor way below you sends a shiver up your spine. What is to be done? |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-03-2026, 04:43 PM |
| Ascend yon shelves! |
| Posted by Lucy - 07-03-2026, 10:05 AM |
(07-03-2026, 06:42 AM)knux400 Wrote:(07-03-2026, 06:15 AM)Lucy Wrote: ponder what else you have that might be able to wedge the shelves in place while being strong enough to hold your weight. You take the door handle back off the supplies door, it comes off easily like last time. It is one of the knobby types sadly, with a couple loose screws lying flaccid in it ready to be attached to some sort of hole. You'll give this a go anyway. You head back to the supplies room and carefully lay the odd hourglass like shape it takes diagonally over the edge of the floor, and stabilize it there with your foot. You push as hard as you can down on the shelves while holding it here and wedge it between the shelf and the floor. This should stop the shelves from moving now. You hope. It doesn't seem too strong. It can take your weight, for now. What is to be done? |
| Posted by knux400 - 07-03-2026, 06:42 AM |
(07-03-2026, 06:15 AM)Lucy Wrote: ponder what else you have that might be able to wedge the shelves in place while being strong enough to hold your weight. The door handle perhaps? Assuming whoever built this place is sensible enough to use the far superior lever-style handle rather than the antiquated knob-shaped handle that no one likes. Also assuming it's made of metal and not, like, wood or something. |
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