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Posted by - 07-03-2020, 04:42 AM

knife rain

Posted by 1011686 - 05-20-2019, 10:43 AM

Skyquakes

Posted by King-Clod - 05-13-2019, 08:54 PM

Make it rain cats and dogs but only cat and dog plushies, they can handle falling from high heights

Posted by Bug - 05-12-2019, 07:14 PM

Mountain Dew. Because what's better than making everything and everyone hate you by turning everything green and sticky?

Posted by cosmo - 05-12-2019, 06:42 PM

snow 2

Posted by RedGreenBlue - 05-12-2019, 11:43 AM

Thunder and lightning, but clear blue skies. fuck logic, you're a wizard.

Posted by !Holiday [Morbit] Waxxx - 05-12-2019, 09:39 AM

>Don't forget your clothes You're already wearing them! >Take shower >Actually just take a shower at the laundromat by being pants You've never considered the extra WIZARDLY step of turning yourself into pants before, but that was already the plan! You will look into that possibility once you arrive at your destination. >>>CAST A SPELL WELL OK CHOOSE A WEATHER EFFECT.

Posted by 1011686 - 05-12-2019, 08:29 AM

Cast a spell. No need to check what it does, just cast one.

Posted by cosmo - 05-07-2019, 06:28 AM

we can take a shower in one of the washing machines by using our wizard magic to temporarily turn into a pair of pants

Posted by King-Clod - 05-07-2019, 05:57 AM

oh we should probably shower, all things considered no one likes a stinky wizard

Posted by ಠ_ಠ - 05-05-2019, 07:12 PM

don't forget to take your clothes before you leave for laundry

Posted by !Holiday [Morbit] Waxxx - 05-05-2019, 04:32 PM

>Second dimension machine broke That's been broken for a long time! Fortunately, as a WIZARDLY BEING of the third or more dimensions, you are not personally affected and as such can safely put it off until it becomes urgent and potentially catastrophic. >Gertrude ...is unfortunately on WIZARD VACATION, also known as TAKING A VACATION FROM THE WIZARD. She does a fantastic job of your taxes, but even familiars need time off. >Neighbors You don't have any! Your WIZARD TOWER is Just Too High Up. Your lawn gnomes ARE cursed, but that has nothing to do with it. >Do our laundry A fantastic idea! You shuffle through your WIZARD POCKETS, digging out some quarters. Yep, you got enough! Anything else to do before you head over to the LAUND-RO-MAT? >Eat When no one is looking, you eat one of the quarters. Iron is an important part of a balanced diet, as we all know. Or whatever quarters are made of.

Posted by ಠ_ಠ - 04-25-2019, 05:56 PM

...eat

Posted by RedGreenBlue - 04-25-2019, 02:31 PM

Cast a spell on the neighbor that causes a slight inconvenience to them, like slightly sticky hands or the inability to wear more than one sock. Your neighbor brought this upon themselves when they chose to curse your lawn gnomes to look at you.

Posted by cosmo - 04-25-2019, 06:25 AM

summon our familiar, gertrude the flying ostrich, to help us with our WIZARDLY EXECUTIVE FUNCTIONING ISSUES (hey, it can happen to anyone, magic or not!)

Posted by King-Clod - 04-25-2019, 05:47 AM

Let's WIZARDLY do our WIZARD laundry, with MAGIC SOAP. (It isn't actually magic, Magic is the name of the brand)

Posted by 1011686 - 04-25-2019, 05:46 AM

One of your peers accidentally broke the 2nd dimension again, you need to repair it.

Posted by !Holiday [Morbit] Waxxx - 04-25-2019, 05:43 AM

You are THE WIZARD. It's another fantastic day in your "WIZARD TOWER", but unfortunately you have PRESSING WIZARD MATTERS to attend to today, or so your WIZARD LIST keeps telling you. What shall your WIZARDLY ACTIONS or WIZARDLY INQUIRIES be?