[SIDESTORY] Morbit Vignettes

[skinstealer]

Badd- 2022
Tony Mortis
CW: None
Badd bickers with a bouncer.

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BOUNCER: Your name is…?
????: Says it plain on the ID.
BOUNCER: This has to be a joke.
????: Read it and weep, and let me in while you’re at it.
BOUNCER: …
????: Cmon, man.

The bouncer’s eyes wander, clearly trying to find somewhere to look in lieu of a face- yet another instance of people being unused to his species here.

????: Hello? Eyes up here?
BOUNCER: You don’t have-

The tall, floating man in front of them tilts his head, a large, floating prism cross in place of anything resembling a skull and all that went with it. 

????: What I don’t have is a way into this party, unless you let me in.
????: I am on! The guest list!

With a huff, the bouncer finally relents, looking over the clipboard in their hands.

BOUNCER: Fine. You’re in.
????: Thank you!

They let him pass, pulling back the velvet rope. The object head man passes through with an overdramatic hop, exaggeratedly bowing on his way through.

BOUNCER: Enjoy your night, Mr…

The next words out of their mouth are practically forced.

BOUNCER: Badd…Boy.
BADD: Don’t wear it out!

Badd twists his head cross with a cracking motion, gaze settling over the thralls of partygoers before him.

BADD: About time.