[Q&A] MORTIS RANDOM QUESTION HOUR [mature edition]

[skinstealer]

Whats Wilson's favorite color?

probably wears pretty much nothing but blacks and whites on the grounds of "it just goes with my look", and isn't really interested in expanding beyond that. avoids reds and greens a little post-danielle. 

What pokemon would be his favorite?

everyone would probably joke sobble, to which he would say "haha, funny", and go hide a picture of absol

What cereal do you think he'd eat?

probably something far more sugary than people would expect after he moves out, but before then, something frosted-flakes adjacent

Favorite kinds of stories (in any medium)?

probably ones with hopeless romantics, The Man Can Relate (EVEN IF HE REALLY DOES NOT WANT TO)

most of the time he just watches whatever's on TV though, kind of mindlessly

Favorite time of day?

favorite and least favorite is simultaneously at night after work, because on the one hand thank god he's finally home but on the other oh god no here come the intrusive thoughts now that he's not working
 
some stuff happens to make that time of day significantly nicer though!

What does he do to relax?

wilson is...Not Good at relaxing tbh, he mostly just works until he dissociates or passes out, but in the case of him actually unwinding, it's typically looking over his magazines and getting lost in his thoughts (for better or for worse)

How does he react to be sick?

Not Well Literally At All, its honestly a major trigger for him